HAY!!! GUTEN TAG! Ya… I'm taking German this year…. Gotta problem with it!? FRESHMAN YEAR OH YEA BABY! EVERYTHINGS GREAT!
Jojo:Yea.. Until you almost got pushed down the stairs…
……. Anyway….. TIME FOR ZE DARES! *poofs people in*
Inuyasha: NOOOO NOT AGAIN!
YESSS! YES AGAIN!!!!
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: *pets Sango's butt*
Sango: LECH! *hits Miroku over head with Hirikots (sp?)*
Jojo: GIRL POWER!
Seshy: uhhhg..
moonandstarsgoddes: OMG! SESHY! *glomps*
Seshy: HEEELP! GET OFF VIAL HUMAN!
Moongoddess (moonandstarsgoddes): LORD FLUFF BUTT! YAYZ!
Seshy: *passes out*
Uhhhh…… Moongoddess…. Would you like to read the first dare?
Moongoddess: YES! YES DAMMIT I WOULD! THIS ONE'S FROM KagomeYasha !!!
yay thanx for using my dare:) oh next have her water break.
Kagome: AHHH! I-Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What's wrong Kagome!?
Kagome: It.. It's coming!
Inuyasha: *looks around* WHAT!? What's coming!?
Kagome: THE BABIES YOU BAKA!!!!
Inuyasha: Oh…. OH! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!?
Kagome: GET KEADE!
I can do one better… *snaps them to hospital*
*doctors take Kaggs…*
Inuyasha: KAGOME!
: Inuyasha, they will take care of it!
Inuyasha: Oh…. Wait what? How exactly does that work…?
: It's like a watermelon coming out of something the size of a large baseball….
Inuyasha: *passes out*
: Uhhh….. I think he's squeamish..
Ya think? *snickers*
………..
Inuyasha: *wakes up* H-how… KAGOME! *sits up fast*
: She's fine… she's in labor…. I think she wants you with her though…
YEA! She's popping 3 babies! Not one but 3! *smiles innocently*
Inuyasha: Oh god… *shakes head*
: You should go…
Inuyasha: ok….
*in room*
Kagome: AHHH! INUYASHA!
Doctor: PUSH!
Inuyasha: *head spinning* AHHHH!
Kagome: EAAAH!
Inuyasha: OH MY FUCKIN-
*cut out scene for censored purposes*
Kagome: They are beautiful!
Inuyasha: Hmm… what are we naming them?
Kagome: How about… Chi (girl)…. Hmmm *looks at second baby* Aiko… and… *looks at only boy baby*
Inuyasha: Hiroshi?
Kagome: ok!
???back at studio
OK!
Lady Izumi 101: OH MY GOD! Did you start without me!?
You were late… but good news!
Lady Izumi: How can there be fuckin good news!? Aren't we here to torchure them!?
KAGOME HAD HER TRIPLETS!!!
Lady Izumi: Fangirl Squeal
Seshy: They are all half breeds no doubt..
WHAT'S WRONGE WITH HALF BREEDS!?
Seshy: N-nothing…
Lady Izumi: I see you have him trianed?
Moongoddess: Yep!
Lady Izumi: Oh, hey moongirl!
ANYWAY! Lets just get to the next dare please?? Remember, we also need to watch that ghost hunters footage!
Lady Izumi: OH! CAN I READ IT!?
Yep!
Lady Izumi: OK! Here's one from-
inukai44 : HEY YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!!
OH! Sorry! I told you guys to be on time though…
Inukai: SORRY! There was traffic!
It ok, you can read the dare after this one, Lady Izumi already called it
Inukai: Hey Izumi!
Izumi: SESHY! *looks around* oh, hey, SESHY! GET BACK YOU YOU SMEX!
Seshy: *currently in hiding*
*smacks forehead* GET YOUR BUTTS BACK HERE!… please?
Izumi: OH! YEA! Dares… OK! This one's from our very own Inukai!!!
ok more dares 1. i dare kagome to kill kikyo as many times she wants. 2. sesshy must act like rin 3. rin must act like sesshy. must be turnd into a 2 yr old. :)
OK! Lets get this show on ze road!
Kagome: YAY! *kills Kikyo a bagillion and forty two times… and yes… that's a number… CAUSE I SAID SO!*
Rin: Dreadful, discusting humans…
Seshy: Do I really have to?
Rin: OH! COME ON! It'll be fun! *bats eyelashes at Seshy*
Seshy: OK!
Izumi: NOO!
Seshy: Now I'm really in…
Izumi: SESHY!!!??
BAD SESHY! DOWN!
Seshy: Groans
Izumi: Thanks buddy!
No problem…
Seshy: *smiles*
Ok…. That's adorable… yet kinda creepy… I like u better when you were mysterious…
Seshy: Tankyou…
Tankyou?
Seshy: Oh… uhhhh… no…
Haha it's ok Seshy… *smiles*
Izumi: I still love you!
Moongoddess: NO! HE'S MINE!
Izumi: NO!!!!! MINE!
Moongoddess:GRR!
OK! No fighting! *makes 2 Seshy clones*
Seshy: *whispers* thank you…
No problem Seshy *smiles*
Moongoddess and Izumi: *both cooing over their own personal seshys*
OK! CAN WE GET ON WITH THE DARES!? Oh, Seshy…
Seshy: Yes?
*turns him into a 4 year old*
Seshy: *looks around* where am I?
Uhh…. Your aunties house?
Seshy: Auntie! *hugs me*
Awww! SO KAWAII!
Seshy: Say that one more time…
Uhhh… Kawaii?
Seshy: ARRRHHH! *attacks*
AHH! *turns him back* WHAT THE HELL!?
Seshy: When I was four I hated to be called… Kawaii…. I still do…
Oh…. That's odd… ANYWAY!!! WHO WANTS TO READ THE NEXT DARE!!? Oh, yea, INUKAI!
Inukia: Yea?
Thanks for being the only sane one… uhhhh kinda sane one…. Would you please read the next dare? And nice dares haha
Inukia: OK! Next dare is from… Trakrat !
rofl, i love this fic so much! the GH footage is gonna be awesome! Ok, I dare u (sweetpea) to get inu and seshy drunk, turn kikyo into a cat, ,and have them chase/kil her or watever they want. Then, Miroku has to assist elmo in birthing his child O.O and Shippo and Rin have to go on a date to the fair, but shippo has to fight kohaku, who likes rin too! *gasps* I'm done... for now!!
Hahahah OMG! ROFL! Lolz ok, awesome dares! *gets Inuyasha and Seshy drunk*
Inuyasha: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
Seshy: 99 bottles of beer…. *puts arm around Inuyasha* BROTHERLY LOVIN!
Inuyasha: OMG! O.O
Uhh… ok…. *turns Kikyo into cat*
Kikyo: Meow? O.o *scratches Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: DAMN CAT! *chases cat*
Seshy: Uhhh did she just? NOONE SCRATCHES MY BROTHER! *chases Kikyo*
OK…. As they drunken- *all can hear crashes coming from the kitchen*
Seshy: CORNER HER!
Uhhh… like I was saying, while they- *crash* h- *crash* hunt down *crash* hunt *crash* TSOP BEING SO LOUD DAMMIT! *silence for a few seconds… some giggling and a crash* OK! THAT'S IT! *walks into kitchen*
Inukai: Uhh… ok, since she's probably going to go murder… I mean put the hurting on some anime characters… *reads dare again* *poofs pregnant Elmo in*
Elmo: My favorite letter is… GOD DAMN! MIROKU YOU GOT ME FUCKIN PREGGO! *water breaks* AHH! HELP ME DAMMIT!
Sango: Guess you got your son… *walks away*
Miroku: S-sango!!
Elmo: HELP! IM DIEING!
Miroku: I DIDN"T HAVE SEX WITH YOU! *helps him anyway..*
*Sweetpea comes back* uhhhh is elmo a guy or a girl?
Miroku: Not sure..
Elmo: HEY IM RIGHT HERE!!
Miroku: *births baby* *runs after Sango*
Elmo: AWWZ! CUTE BABY! Do you know what baby starts with?
Uhhhh *poofs creepy cussing birthing Elmo out*
Rin: NO! SHIPPOU! Don't fight!
Shippou: He thinks your going out with him!
Kohaku: I AM!
Rin: WAIT WHAT!? I DIDN'T EVEN GO OUT WITH EITHER OF YOU YET! THE STUPID DARES GOT IN THE WAY! How about we all go as friends?
Kohaku: OK!
Shippou: Fine…
Rin: *takes both of their hands while they both shoot daggers at each other behind her back*
That is one messed up love triangle… *watches them walk out into the sunset*
Izumi: Yea…
Moongoddess: OMG! LOOK! *points at Seshy and Inuyasha.. Glued together… tied to a couch…*
Anyway… *clears throat* next dare is from… LovelySinner7 ! HAY GIRLIE! HOWZ LIFE!?
Haha! neat! Don't forget the ghost footage!
'
OK! Lol I'll show it now! *pops in tape*
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Naraku: Hey guys… you think this was even a good idea?
Seshy: What you scared?
Naraku: *scoffs*
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Seshy: What ever…
Inuyasha: You hear that?
*weird ghost noises*
Seshy:…. O.O OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! AHHHHH! *runs out screaming*
Inuyasha: WTF!?
Naraku: OMG! LOOK AT THAT! *points at black figure moving acrossed the floor*
Seshy: *comes back* You guy still here!?
Inuyasha: Shush… If there's anyone here who's like to communicate… please answer..
Ghost: Shush…. I'm sleeping
Seshy: OmG! WHAT WAS THAT!
Ghost: Leave… I need sleep
Inuyasha: We aren't here to hurt you
Ghost: I know now leave
Inuyasha: We just want to talk
Ghost: well take a number, everyone does. Now let me sleep
Seshy: We should leave! EEP!
Naraku: Uhhhhh this sounds like an odd ghost…
Inuyasha: Please show yourself
Ghost: If you don't leave now…. I'll show you something…
Naraku: lets go..
Seshy: *runs out screaming… again*
Ghost: is he always like that?
Inuyasha: No….
Ghost: GO AWAY!
Naraku: Dude… I'm leaving
Ghost: I appreciate it..
Inuyasha: Show me please?
Ghost: Fine…
*censored cause it to scary*
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Whoa… haha nice…
Seshy: SHUT UP!
Ok……. Next dare's from
Moongoddess: I'LL COMFORT YOU SESHY!
IZUMI: NO MINE!
Where are your personal seshies?
Both: Uhhh…. *looks down*
Izumi: We kinda broke them..
*poofs 2 more* now leave him alone… it's an emotional time in his life…
Seshy: NO IT'S NOT! GOD DAMMIT!
Moongoddess: The next one's from OUR VERY OWN IZUMI!
hey dude awsomness! anyway could i be guest star ? Ok dares! inu has to eat kogas hear (he stole from Ayame) Kagz has to drink a cup of Naraku's ** koga has to dealare his love for a carpet carpet has to choke koga, fluffy kins has to cross dress and go with inu to a bar and pplz thinks hes a girl and a guy hits on him and naraku has to cross dress and gets a black poodle and name him naraky jr and make out with him :D
OK! BOTTOMS UP INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: UHHG! IT SMELLS LIKE WET WOLF!
Kouga: NO GIVE IT BACK!
Inuyasha: *east hair just to get on Kouga's nerves*
Kouga: YOU DAMNNED MUTT!
Haha… hey… Inuyasha….
Inuyasha: What?
Izumi: Kouga's hair is inside of you.
Moongoddess: A piece of Kouga… is inside..
Inukai: Of YOU!!!
Inuyasha: AHHH! *runs to throw up*
Kouga: freaky…. You guys are such freaks…
YEA!? SO! :P anyway… NEXT! Uhhhh..
Kouga: I LOVE YOU RUG! MY RUG! *rubs on random rug*
Rug *chokes Kouga*
Kouga: Can't… Breath..
Ayami: MY KOUGA! *slays Rug*
Kouga: NO! RUGGGG! *crys into ayami*
Naraku: OMG! THIS DRESS IS SO PRETTY!
Uhhh…
Naraku: CMERE NARAKY JR.!!! *kissey kissey*
AHH! MY EYES!!
Izumi: FLUFFY! CROSSDRESSSSSSS! WOOOHOO!
Moongoddesse: O MY GAD! *blushes profusely*
You guys can dress him if you like…
Seshy: NOO! *makes neck cutting motions*
Moongoddesse: YESSS!
Izumi: CMON SESHY! LETS GET YOU PRETTIED UP!
Kagome: can I dress MY INUYAHSA in something?
OK! Haha, but make it good!
Inuyasha: Oh shit…
Kagome: Don't worry! It'll be fine, your not the cross dresser here
Inuyasha: True…. *snickers*
*Large boom is hear along with voices and screaming, struggling ect. Is heard in the distance (next room over)*
Oh My…
*Inuyasha comes out all dressed up*
INUYAHSA! YOU LOOK… Handsome!
Moongoddess/Izumi: NOW MAY WE PRESENT….. -BUTT!
*Seshy comes out in a white kimono, with blue flowers all over it and a lighter blue bow, blue flower in his… her hair, and he now had mascara and boobs…*
WOA!
Inukia: *stifles laughter*
Seshy: For fuck's sakes….
NO CUSSING!
Seshy: YOU DRESSED ME AS A FUCKIN GIRL! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO CUSS!!!
Inukia: He has a point…
OH WHAT EVER! JUST GO! (footage shall be released in next chappie…)
Rin: The next dare is from BlackRose159 ,
OMG!11thanks for puttinf my dare in this story!oh and for another dare i want Inuyasha to sing I'm a Barbie Girl and dances to and I want Kagome to act Pervy toward Sesshy and i want Kouga to lisin to Hannah Montana for 3 hours
oh i have another darei want kouga and Inuyasha to sing Goofy Goobers from Spongebob and then watch Looney Toons (I had to watch it with my baby cousins and it was touture!) for 5 hours
oh and for Inuyasha to sing Thriller by Michal Jackson
Oh my…. Haha ok….. Godz… I hope you don't mind, but im only going to do one of the songs.. SORRY!
Shippou: BOOOO! HISS HISS!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shut it or I will make a purse out of you!
Shippou: *hides behind Kagome* AHH!
Ok… now…. *locks Kouga up in room with Hannah Montana Cds playing nonstop for three hours.*
Kouga: AHHH! NOO! *covers ears* better…
*ties Kouga to chair magically*
Kouga: NOOOO!
*makes room sound-proof* ahhh, better!
-3 hours later-
*lets Kouga out*
Kouga: *stumbles out of room, had heart attack and dies*
Inukia: I hope that wasn't the death-note…..
HA! I aint scared of no book! (or a very hot dude named Ratio with a god-complex and an inflated ego… who is dating L… in my mind… hehe) *revives Kouga*
Kouga: Who are you? *looks at self* who am I?
OK… weird… ANYWAY…
-Inuyasha and Seshy are back… and drunk…-
Have a nice time?
*both collapse*
*erase their minds, cleans them up, both look normal now…*
Seshy: Uhh… Kagome?
Kagome: *hugs Seshy*
Seshy: ummm…. Get off you vial human!
Kagome: *pinches his butt*
Seshy: *bright red* eep! GET OFF YOU PERVERTED SCUM!
Kagome: *rubs on him*
Inuyasha: K-kagome?
Kagome: may I bear your child?!
Miroku: NO! KAGOME! That's not how it's done! *takes aside and gives perv-lessons*
Everyone: O.O
Unexpected?
Izumi: Yea….
Haha
Kagome: *jumps on him, rubbing… a lot…*
Seshy: DIE!
Inuyasha: AHH! *pulls Kagome off of Seshy before he kills her*
Kagome: *snaps out of it* Hmm? What?
HAHAHH!
Seshy: Grrr… now I have to shower…
Kagome: What happened?
Inuyasha: Yes.
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: You don't wanna know… *leads her away*
NOW! THE GOOFY GOOBER!!! *poofs Kouga and Inuyasha onto stage where they shot it in movie*
Kouga: hahaha
Inuyasha: DJ! Time for the test
Kouga: No baby can resist singin along to this!Inuyasha: Kouga! It's the goofy goober theme song!
Inuyasha: I know (is excited)Inuyasha: Oh I'm a goofy goober yeah *points to self*You're a goofy goober yeah *points at Kouga*
Kouga: Were all goofy goobers yeah *puts hands out*
Inuyasha: *takes Kouga's hands- bounces around* Goofy goofy goober goober yeahKouga: What just happened… *still holding Inuyasha's hands*
Inuyasha: No clue..
*both look down at hands, looks at each other for a second, and then pushes away- disgusted*
Inuyasha: EWWW! GROSS! I SMELL LIKE WET WOLF!
Kouga: GOD DAMNNED MUTT! I WILL MURDER YOU AND GIVE YOUR HEAD TO KAGOME!
SHUT UP OR I WILL TAKE BOTH OF YOU, TIE YOU UP TOGEATHER IN A VERY EMBARASSING POSITION AND TAKE PICTURES FOR THE INTERNET!
Everyone: O.O
Don't cross me…
Inuyasha/Kouga: *bows heads quickly* yes master… GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN!
Haha.
Izumi: You my friend are suck a dictator Haha
YES!
Izumi: Lets get on with it… what's the next dare?
Moongoddess: OMG! IT'S MINEE!
IM BACK! SRRY I GOT GROUNDED OFF MY LADTOP! I WOULD LOVE 2 BE IN YOUR STORY! IM CRAZED SESSHY FAN I HAVE PICS OF HIM ALL OVER MY WALLS!(scarry right) ALL MY FRIENDS SAY IM ON CRACK BUT IDK WHAT IM ON. IM ALSO GOING TO ADD A DARE! I DARE KIKNKYHO TO FLIRT W/ LORD FLUFFY BUTT AND GET MAMED BY KAGOME AND DIE VERY VERY VERY SLOWLY. AND IF U HAVENT NOTICED IM SORT OF INSANE!
Izumi: IM MORE OF A FAN! HE'S MY LOVER!
Seshy: Uhh…
Moongoddess: NO! I HAVE PICTURES OF HIM EVERYWHERE! *lifts up shirt to a Sexy-Seshy tattoo* (Author's note: I made this up… idk if she really had one or not… lol)
Seshy: That's not stalkerish…
Kikyo: Heyyyyy Seshomaru… I always liked you better than mutt over there, I only dated him to get to his stronge, handsome, older brother… *curls up on seshy*
Seshy: GET. OFF. ME. YOU DAMNNED WENCH!
Kagome: *cuts Kikyo up slowly with a chainsaw, then putts the pieces in a lake- takes her soul back*
Inuyasha: Wait… what just happened?
Kagome: I just killed your Ex! *cheery*
HAHAH!
Inuyasha: Oh. OK.
Btw, you and me both Moongoddess! I'm always on something… pretty sure I get high off of air! OH WELL!
Jojo: That you do!
When'd you get here?
Jojo: Uhhhh
Whatever… haha anyway, NEXT! THIS ONE IS FROM GEASSUSER9!
NO YOU ALL HATE ME -runs away crying- heres some dares! -sobs-inuyasha: i dare you to go die in a hell hole you **!kagome: i dare you to dump inuyasha and go to koga!shippo: turn shesshomarus hair inot cotten candy and eta it!miroku: i dare you to grope naraku!rin: go out on a date with shippou and have a one night stand with him!kilala: eat lots of sugar and go crazy!sesshomaru: do the hare hare yukai!everyone: listen to jonas brothers and scream in pure terror!-crying a stream of tears- everyone in this anime hates me! -runs away crying-
Uhm… ok… if anyone wants to know what's wrong with him, PM him…. Im not at liberty to say (cause idk…. Haha)
Inuyasha: BUT! WHY!? *dies*
Uhg… *revives*
Inuyasha: Grr…
OK, again… there are some things I can't do.. Sorry! *gomen*
*turns Seshy's hair into cotton candy*
Seshy: GET OFF YOU FOUL CHILD! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A DEMON! ONLY I, CAN EAT MY HAIR!!!! *runs around trying to get Shippou off of his head*
Moongoddess/Izumi: *chases them* SESHY! WE WANT YOUR HAIR!!!!
Seshy: NOOO! I JUST WASHED ITTTTT!
Uhh…. *crashes can be heard…. Loudly… form a mile away…* while that get's *crash* settled *crash*
Inukia: You wanna go? I'll hold down the fort..
Jojo: Yea, we can!
THANKYOU! *runs like madwoman to fight scene*
Inukia: OK! Next dare
Jojo: Heheh.. Are we the only normal- never mind O.O
Miroku: Uhhhg… *gropes Naraku with wind-tunnel hand, accidentally sucks him up* Oops..
Inukia: O.O You finally killed him?
Miroku: Uhhh… yea…. O.O
Inukia: Who knew you groping people would come in handy… anyway… NEXT!
THIS ONE'S FROM-
Inukia: When did you get back?
I had to high-tail it out of there… WAY to intence.. It'll even itself out… eventually..
Jojo: Do I wanna know?
NOPE!
Both: *rolls eyes*
THIS ONE'S FROM RadiationGhoul (how u doin gal!?)
Ok, I might have another dare (and thanks for using mine!):Seshy has to be human, Miroku has to wear Inuyasha's necklace and Sango can tell him to sit when he's being pervy, Inuyasha gets to hit Koga upside the head numerous times without consequence, and Shippo gets to play with Jaken's staff of two heads, just cuz i feel like it
Jojo: haha, like 'em
Shippou: *waves staff around, catching everything on fire and laughing like a madman*
AHHH! STOP YOU IDIOT KID! *snaps fingers and water pours down on everything burning and Shippou*
Shippou: Sorry… haha
Yea yea…
Inuyasha: *hits Kouga nonstop for 5 minutes before SP stops him*
NO KILLING KOUGA!
Kouga: Mommy?
Uhhhh…
Miroku: *touches Sango's butt*
Sango: SIT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!
Miroku: OUUHHGGG!
Better! Anyway, THANKYOU ALL FOR REVIEWING! You have no idea how much it means to m, and sorry this took so long to get up… lolz, really hard to get all the dares in… if you want to be in fic PM me, R&R… uhhh anything else? OH! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA! -darn- haha, PURELY CRAZY-OBSESSED- FAN MADE!