Military Kindergarten

AN: Okay, I got the idea for this story from The Seven sins of Kindergarten, and from Fullmetal Preschoolers. I hope you like it.

"Okay class, take your seats. It's time for show'n tell." Mrs. Blaylock said.

"YAY!" Feury shouted as he ran to his desk with his back pack trailing behind him.

"Come on Roy." Riza said as she pulled Roy over to their desk.

"But I don't know what to show." Roy stated.

"It's alright Roy," Armstrong said, "you can do what I'm doing."

"And what is that?"

"A lollypop?" Jean asked removing the lollipop from his mouth.

"No, it's a spiderman toy." Breda stated as he held up his new spiderman toy.

"It's a new frog." Falman stated.

"you're all wrong." Armstrong said as he tore off his shirt and struck a pose. "It's my muscles."

"Do you see any muscles?" jean asked Breda as he poked Armstrong's arm.

"No."

"Armstrong, Jean, and Breda take your seats please. Armstrong please put your shirt back on." Mrs. Blaylock asked.

"Yes ma'am." Armstrong said as he picked up his shirt.

"Okay Feury, you're first."

A big smile grew on Feury's face as he bent over and un-zipped his back pack and pulled out his small black puppy before he raced to the front of the class. "This is my puppy. His name Black Hayate." He said as he hugged the small dog.

"You had your dog in you're back pack?" Riza asked.

Feury quickly nodded.

"Where'd Breda go?" Jean asked as he looked around the room.

"Breda?" Soon the whole class was looking around for Breda but it was Roy that found Breda hiding under the teacher's desk. "Breda, what you doing?"

"It's a dog! I hate dogs!" Breda cried.

Mrs. Blaylock walked over to Breda and Roy and knelt down by them. "It's okay Breda, it's a baby one." She stated as she helped Breda out from under her desk. "It's your turn." She said with a smile.

"Can the dog leave?" Breda asked.

"We'll put him in the back of the room." She said.

"Okay." Breda eye'd the dog as he slowly made his way to the front of the class.

"Go on Breda." Their teacher encouraged.

Breda looked down at the toy in his hands then up at the class, "This is my new spiderman toy I got yesterday." Breda said holding his toy up. "He can't do everything the real spiderman can do but he can fly." Breda stated as he threw the toy at the wall. "See?"

"Very nice, Breda. Do you want to pick who goes next?" Mrs. Blaylock asked.

"I pick...." Breda put a finger to his lips and looked at his friends. "Um...Roy." He said as he pointed at Roy.

"Okay Roy, your turn."

Roy looked back at Mrs. Blaylock then walked up to the front of the room, "I have a...." Roy shoved his hand into his pocket and pulled what ever he had in there out and listed what he had. "a hotwheel truck, gum, lint, and a marker." He stated before he placed the items back into his pocket.

"Thank you Roy, that was very nice. Jean it's-"

"I want Riza to go." Roy stated.

"Okay, Riza-"

"But I want to go!" Jean cried.

"Okay, Jean we let girls go first Jean then you can go." Their teacher said.

"Fine." Jean pouted as he folded his arms over his chest and stuck out his bottom lip.

Riza jumped out of her seat and walked to the front of the class. "I brought my toy gun." Riza stated as she held her water gun up, "I a good shot." She said as she aimed the gun at Breda and shot him with the water in side it.

"HEY!" Breda shouted as he tried to wipe the water off his face.

"Riza you know we don't spray each other."

"Sorry," Riza said as she placed her hands behind her back and gave her puppy eyes.

"It's alright, that's how we learn." Mrs. Blaylock said, "Okay Jean, it's your-"

"Mrs. Blaylock."

Everyone in the room turned to face the principal. "I'm sorry but we have a new student for your class." He said.

"Oh, where are they?"

The principal stepped a side and revealed a small blond headed boy. "His name is Edward Elric, he and his brother just got here."

"Okay, thank you Mr. Clarke." Mrs. Blaylock said as she walked over to Ed and showed him to his new seat next to Roy. "Class can we introduce ourselves to Ed?"

"But it my turn!" Jean shouted.

"Jean we don't yell. I know it's your turn for show'n tell, but we have a new student. You can intrudes yourself first."

Jean stuck out his bottom lip again then glared at Ed. "I'm Jean and this," Jean said holding up a big sucker (you know those really big ones you get from the curacies or a fair) "is my lollipop."

The whole class gave out a small 'whoa' as they looked at it.

"That thing is bigger then me." Ed said.

"A lot of things are bigger then you." Roy stated as he poked Ed's arm.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTER THEN A BUG!" Ed shouted.

"No one said that." Roy stated.

"Ed we-" Mrs. Blaylock stated but was cut off by Ed.

"I'LL SHOW YOU!" Ed jumped out of his seat and tackled Roy to the floor and started to tickle him, "I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!"

"Edward!" Mrs. Blaylock walked over to the two boys and pulled Ed away from Roy.

"LET ME AT HIM!" Ed commanded.

"He tried to kill me!" Roy shouted as he ran behind Mrs. Blaylock and hid behind her leg.

"Roy-"

"Bad boy." Riza said as she started to shoot Ed with the water.

"Riza-"

"I'm not done!" Jean shouted.

"My turn!" Falman stated as he ran to the front of the room and pulled a frog out of his pocket. "I named him Froggy." Just then Froggy jumped out of Falman's hands and landed on Feury, who started to scream and run in circles.

"GET IT OFF!" He cried.

"Feury-"

"Ed look." Armstrong said as he tore his shirt off again.

"Class-"

Jean and Falman started to cry in the front as Ed continued to struggle, Roy was still hiding, Riza was trying to save Feury from the frog, Breda was throwing his toy against the wall and Armstrong continued to do mucil poses.

Mrs. Blaylock sighed and lowered her head. "This is going to be along school year."

AN: Okay, I know that's nothing like a real kindergarten class but I liked it. LOL R&R please