That's Ed For Ya

Summary: Double D starts to learn and feel the wild emotion of love towards a very unexpected girl. Sorry for bad summary it's my first fanfic EddxMarie

Disclaimer: I don't own 'Ed Edd and Eddy' the TV show or the characters all I own is this story.

On to the story!

It was a quiet, normal day in the Cul-De-Sac. Jimmy and Sarah were playing their usual innocent games. Kevin was performing tricks on his bike and doing everything in his power to impress Nazz, while Nazz seemed very interested in what he was doing. Rolf was milking his cow and collecting the eggs his chickens layed. Johnny was having conversations with his best, and only buddy, Plank that only he could understand. And finally but not least the Eds were coming up with their daily scam.

The latest scam they came up with was 'Ed's Barber Shop'. Eddy was the cashier and rip-off artist behind this scam, Double D came up with all the design details and set up, and Ed of course was the barber.

"Step on up and get the haircut of your dreams! Here at 'Ed's Barber Shop'! Only 25 cents!" Shouted Eddy to all the kids on the streets.

"Sarah look! Here's my chance to look like John Stamos!" Jimmy told Sarah excitingly

"Don't listen to them Jimmy. They're just a bunch of dim-wits!" Sarah informed him

But before Jimmy could decide for himself Eddy picked him up and sat him in a chair in front of Ed.

"Cough up the quarter squirt." Eddy told Jimmy as Jimmy placed his quarter in Eddy's greedy hands.

"Ed! Cut his hair already!" Eddy yelled at Ed.

"Okey Dokey Eddy!" Ed told Eddy

"Now Ed, carefully trim Jimmy's edges….ED! NO!" Double D Shouted in horror

But it was too late Ed shaved Jimmy's hair right through the middle and started cutting away randomly.

"There! Now you look like a alien warrior from 'Attack of the Mutant Space Creatures From Planet Zorgal!'" Ed said proudly as he placed the mirror in front of Jimmy.

"AAHH! SARAH!" Jimmy screamed in horror

"Eddy!" Sarah shouted with fury expressed all over her

"What? I'm not the one who made Jimmy look like a freak!"

"Eddy! Do something quick before Sarah retaliates against us for Ed's wretched haircut!" Double D informed Eddy of the possible pain they would be in

"A HA HA! Fluffy looks like a troll!" Kevin laughed

"Fluffy? Is it not Jimmy who got his hair wrecked by dull- witted Ed boy?" Asked Rolf

But before Sarah could do or say anything, two figures appeared in the horizon.

"KANKERS!" Ed warned at the top of his lungs.

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Eddy screamed

As all the kids were running and looking for a place to hide from the evil sisters, but Double D saw that one sister was missing. He didn't give it much thought as he kept running for the hills.

"Where's our boyfriends?" Lee Kanker asked while scanning the Cul-De-Sac

"There they are!" May pointed

"AAAAAAAH!" The Eds screamed in unison as the Kankers were chasing them while giggling evilly.

They all split apart in three different directions. Double D ran into the forest looking for a route of escape. As he ran as fast as his legs could he accidently ran into someone and spilled all of their belongings on the ground.

"Pardon me for our sudden collision." Double D said apologetically

"Well you should watch were you're go… Double D?!" The stranger said

The stranger was none other than Marie Kanker. This frightened Edd even more as he was bent over picking up her stuff that was dropped when they crashed into each other.

"Ummm….." Double D stuttered nervously

"Don't worry. I'm not gonna kiss you or anything." Marie said trying to calm him down. 'He's so cute when he's nervous' Marie thought to herself

"Oh. How can I be sure this isn't an amorous trap?" Double D asked still tense from her presence.

"Don't you think if I wanted to kiss you I would've done it by now? And besides you're the one who bumped into me." Marie informed Double D.

"Oh. Well that makes sense." Double D said blushing from embarrassment.

He continued to help her pick up her stuff. Of the stuff he picked up, he noticed some papers filled with poetry.

"My! You must really enjoy writing poetry!" Double D said with a slight hint of interest in his voice as he scanned through the writing.

"Hey! Those are private!" Marie said snatching the papers from his hands not wanting him to find out that they were poems of her love for him.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so blunt and rude." Double D apologized again.

"It's okay" Marie said

As they finished picking up her stuff Double D couldn't help but wonder why Marie wasn't all over him like the numerous encounters they had before.

"Please don't mind me asking, but why aren't you acting so lustful towards me?" Double D asked very curiously

"Uh…. Well you see… um.." It was Marie's turn to stutter

'How am I going to say that I'm trying to win his heart?!' Marie asked frantically in her mind. Just standing there Double D decided to break the silence.

"It's okay you don't have to answer if you don't feel comfortable." Double D assured her.

"Well actually it's not that at all it's actually because I want to…" Marie started

"DOUBLE D!" Ed called out worriedly

"Hey Sock head! Where are Ya?!" Eddy called as well

'Oh great! Now Double D's gonna leave' Marie thought in disappointment

"Oh my! I'm sorry Marie but I must leave now. My friends must be worried sick for me! I'm sorry again for the unintentional crash."

"It's okay" Marie said still disappointed that he was leaving

"Well I guess this is good bye." Double D said

"Ya. I guess it is" Marie said

"Well I really hope to see you again." Double said instinctively

"Really!? Er.. I mean sure me too." Marie said a little too excitingly

"DOUBLE D!!" Ed and Eddy shouted in unison

"oohh… Coming!" Double D shouted back in annoyance

"Well farewell Marie!" Double D said as he was leaving

"See ya later!" Marie shouted back

Double D found his fellow Ed as he came out of the forest.

"There ya are sock head!" Eddy said covered in smooches and lipstick

"Double D!" Ed shouted snd laughed also covered in kisses.

"I'm sorry fellas I was caught up with someone… uh I mean I was lost!" Double D said quickly not wanting to explain that he ran into a Kanker sister.

"What ever sock head. Come on let's get outta here!" Eddy said

On the way back to Eddy's house, Double D couldn't help but think of a certain blue-haired girl.

'Wow, she sure looked and smelled lovely today…..WHOA! Why am I thinking of Marie like that?' Double D mentally slapped himself

'This is to unusual! I have got to stop reading Eddy's magazines.' Double D mentally scorned himself.

Meanwhile, Marie was also thinking of a certain hat-wearing boy.

'haaa' She sighed dreamily

'He is sooooo cute! I think my plan's working! He wants to see me again!' Marie thought blissfully with an enormous grin on her face. She giggled and thought of her one crush Double D all the way home. When she entered her trailer she was introduced with a very unpleasant smell of lard and raw meat.

"Marie! You missed it! We got to kiss our boyfriends!" May yelled

"That's nice May." Marie said uninterested with a dreamy look on her face as she walked to her room.

"What's up with Marie?" Lee asked suspiciously

"Beats me! She's probably spending to much time writing her dopey poems." May said as she was combing her hair.

"Hmmmm" Lee thought out loud.

End of Chapter 1

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