Death's Favorite Day is Tuesday

Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter It's why I'm poor.

Note A- To Rorschach's Blot and Perfect Lionheart may possibly incorporate lines don't sue me figuratively please.

Note B- To all readers in general this is my first story and probably won't get any attention at all unless I get a response. Since I'm only writing it to get it out so to speak I probably will abandon it after this chapter unless I receive some sort of recognition. I'm not talking 50 reviews. I'm not even talking one review but if I get ten hits total sure I'll write another and see where it goes. You don't need to read this note but something to consider if you're looking for something updated quickly

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Harry sat in 'his' chair in the Gryffindor common room wondering why it was that teachers, and Hermione, thought that it took 8 months of intensive all day study to pass ones standardized tests. He had in front of him one 2 foot essay, a three footer off to the side and a comprehensive list of spells that might possibly come in handy in a duel... possibly, in his lap. Each one had a due date within the next three days scribbled across the parchment at the top.

Harry was panicking over the sheer work it would take to finish even one of these assignments by their respective due dates. As he was preparing to dive back in to the Transfiguration essay that was due the next day he heard a voice from behind him.

" I don't see why you bother. The Worfs will take care of those assignments years before you turn them in."

Harry had to admit to himself that he had jumped when he heard the voice coming from behind him, he never had gotten used to Luna popping up out of nowhere and now that he thought about it this should be one of the few places she couldn't pop up in.

" How did you get in here Luna?" He responded, masterfully ignoring the odd comment she had made upon her arrival.

" Well many well respected philosophers have postulated that an all seeing god placed us all here but there are many who disagree." she said back dreamily.

He sighed " I meant how did you get in our common room?"

She looked confused, " I don't know about you but I arrived here by hopping on one foot eating a pudding cup a polite house elf supplied for me."

He really hated these conversations. It seemed as if Luna's sole purpose on Earth was to make everyone around her speak as clearly and without loopholes as possible. " No Luna what I meant was that you are a Ravenclaw," she nodded enthusiastically. " and usually that means you would go to the Ravenclaw common room," another nod. " Therefore you don't have a lot of experience entering other common rooms right?" a third nod and a happy noise from Harry, he was making progress.

"So then my question is, how did you get past the fat lady and into the common room?" he said.

" Oh thats easy, why didn't you say that from the beginning?" she said happily, causing Harry's head to make a loud smack as it collided with his hand. " I just used the password."

Harry was shocked, Luna making sense was almost as uncommon as Hermione setting books on fire and dancing on the ashes!

" Although the fat lady, and someone really ought to come up with a more polite name for her, seemed surprised that I used next weeks password."

Harry's face and hand had another of those fateful encounters. Having gotten over Luna's strangeness Harry chanced a question.

" Any reason why you're here today Luna?"

" We've gone over this already Harry! Many people subscribe to the all knowing god theory. While I for one think that the universe was created by Worfs."

Harry decided to completely ignore that bit and responded with the better worded " Any reason you are in the Gryffindor common room today?"

" Well other than to tell you not to bother with your homework not much," she responded. " In fact it's time for me to leave." she waved to him dreamily. "Bye Harry! Don't forget not to do your homework!" and she waved to Hermione and a tight lipped Ron who was in his thinking pose reading a Marvin the Mad Muggle comic in front of a transfiguration text to make Hermione think he was working.

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Hours past and Harry managed to finish his essay and considerable amounts of the other assignments before falling into bed wondering why Luna had thought he wouldn't need to do them. Little did he know, he didn't.

AN- Just a little teaser to test the waters and see if writing this story is a viable option. Tell me what you think If you like it at all I'll keep writing. Cheers!

~Chaos