Author's Note: So, these three things have only been done about a million times separately. But I've never seen them done together. Oh, I got the papers saying that I own Twilight, but then Stephenie Meyer SNATCHED them right out of my hands and ate it. Oh well.
Screen Names:
ShineVolvoShine- Edward
Swanlake- Bella
Pixishopper- Alice
emokidd- Jasper
Hotteegirl- Rosalie
stronga_than_yesterday- Emmett
medicalhott-a- Carlisle
Carlislechangeyoursn- Esme
wolfgirl- Renesmee
wolfy16- Jacob
Redheadedwriter- Stephenie Meyer
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Swanlake has signed in.
emokidd has signed in
wolfgirl has signed in
Pixishopper has signed in
wolfgirl: Hey mom can I go see jake?
Swanlake: Have you finished your homework?
wolfgirl: It's summer
Swanlake: Don't sass me.
wolfgirl: I'm not.
Swanlake: Just for that, NO jacob this week.
wolfgirl: But...
Swanlake: TWO WEEKS!
wolfgirl: UGHHHH!
wolfgirl has signed off.
Pixishopper: That was kinda cruel bella.
emokidd: Yeah.
Swanlake: lmao. She's been seing too much of him. Who on Earth has ever wanted too see someone THAT much.
ShineVolvoShine has signed in.
Swanlake: Oh...right.
ShineVolvoShine: What?
Swanlake: Oh nothing...but Ness can't see jake for a month.
emokidd: You said 2 weeks.
Swanlake: It's a month now! Shr sassed me.
Pixishopper: No she didn't.
Swanlake: Shut up or no Jasper or shopping for a month.
Pixishopper: Yes maam.
ShineVolvoShine: Bells, you cant ground Alice.
Swanlake: Shut up...Or know "games" at night in our bed.
emokidd: Whoa...STILL HERE.
Swanlake: Oh right.
ShineVolvoShine: brb.
medicalhott-a has signed in.
medicalhott-a: anyone seen Emmett?
emokidd: Carlisle?
medicalhott-a: Yeah...so have you seen him?
stronga_than_yesterday has signed in.
medicalhott-a: Emmett...where are you?
stronga_than_yesterday: Taking FULL advantage of my laptop.
medicalhott-a: bathroom?
stronga_than_yesterday: Yeah.
Swanlake: EWWWWW!
stronga_than_yesterday: We're vamps idiot. I'm not doing anything.
Swanlake: Oh yeah...but still....
stronga_than_yesterday has signed off.
medicalhott-a has signed off.
Carlislechangeyoursn has signed in.
Carlislechangeyoursn: Carlisle?
emokidd: Just missed him.
Carlislechangeyoursn: Drat!
Carlislechangeyoursn has signed off.
Redheadedwriter has signed on.
emokidd: Alice...still there?
Pixishopper: Yeah.
emokidd: I got an idea for a game we can go play in our bedroom.
Swanlake: *clears throat.*
Pixishopper: Ohh...what's it called.
emokidd: Umm...doing it.
Redheadedwriter: OMG Gross!
Pixishopper: race ya...
Pixishopper has signed off.
emokidd has signed off.
Hotteegirl has signed on.
Wolfy16 has signed on.
ShineVolvoShine: wait a second...who are you?
Swanlake: and by the way...its ZOMG now.
Redheadedwriter: Thanks...I'm you creator.
Hotteegirl: Carlisle?
Wolfy16: God?!
Redheadedwriter: No...I created you...My name is Stephenie Meyer.
Swanlake: Stephenie, isn't it usually Stephanie?
Redheadedwriter: I was named after my father.
Hotteegirl: your dad was named stephenie?
Redheadedwriter: NO!!! It was Stephen...well anyway...
Swanlake: I'm kicking you out of the chat room.
Redheadedwriter: No wait.
You have just kicked Redheadedwriter out of the chat room.
Wolfy16: Hey blonde, I can smell you from all the way over here
Hotteegirl: I can say the same about you.
Swanlake: Anyone seen Ness?
Wolfy16: She's over here.
Swanlake: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? I said she couldn't go see you today. Why when I get my hands on both of you I swear I'll...
Swanlake has signed out.
Wolfy16: Well, I think I'll make an unplanned trip to Canada...*changes to wolf form.*
Wolfy16 has signed off.
Hotteegirl: Alice and Jasper are being really loud.
ShineVolvoShine: LMAO! I guess i gotta check to make sure Bella doesn't do anything rash.
ShineVolvoShine has signed off.
Hotteegirl has signed off.