Author's Note: So, these three things have only been done about a million times separately. But I've never seen them done together. Oh, I got the papers saying that I own Twilight, but then Stephenie Meyer SNATCHED them right out of my hands and ate it. Oh well.

Screen Names:

ShineVolvoShine- Edward

Swanlake- Bella

Pixishopper- Alice

emokidd- Jasper

Hotteegirl- Rosalie

stronga_than_yesterday- Emmett

medicalhott-a- Carlisle

Carlislechangeyoursn- Esme

wolfgirl- Renesmee

wolfy16- Jacob

Redheadedwriter- Stephenie Meyer

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Swanlake has signed in.

emokidd has signed in

wolfgirl has signed in

Pixishopper has signed in

wolfgirl: Hey mom can I go see jake?

Swanlake: Have you finished your homework?

wolfgirl: It's summer

Swanlake: Don't sass me.

wolfgirl: I'm not.

Swanlake: Just for that, NO jacob this week.

wolfgirl: But...

Swanlake: TWO WEEKS!

wolfgirl: UGHHHH!

wolfgirl has signed off.

Pixishopper: That was kinda cruel bella.

emokidd: Yeah.

Swanlake: lmao. She's been seing too much of him. Who on Earth has ever wanted too see someone THAT much.

ShineVolvoShine has signed in.

Swanlake: Oh...right.

ShineVolvoShine: What?

Swanlake: Oh nothing...but Ness can't see jake for a month.

emokidd: You said 2 weeks.

Swanlake: It's a month now! Shr sassed me.

Pixishopper: No she didn't.

Swanlake: Shut up or no Jasper or shopping for a month.

Pixishopper: Yes maam.

ShineVolvoShine: Bells, you cant ground Alice.

Swanlake: Shut up...Or know "games" at night in our bed.

emokidd: Whoa...STILL HERE.

Swanlake: Oh right.

ShineVolvoShine: brb.

medicalhott-a has signed in.

medicalhott-a: anyone seen Emmett?

emokidd: Carlisle?

medicalhott-a: Yeah...so have you seen him?

stronga_than_yesterday has signed in.

medicalhott-a: Emmett...where are you?

stronga_than_yesterday: Taking FULL advantage of my laptop.

medicalhott-a: bathroom?

stronga_than_yesterday: Yeah.

Swanlake: EWWWWW!

stronga_than_yesterday: We're vamps idiot. I'm not doing anything.

Swanlake: Oh yeah...but still....

stronga_than_yesterday has signed off.

medicalhott-a has signed off.

Carlislechangeyoursn has signed in.

Carlislechangeyoursn: Carlisle?

emokidd: Just missed him.

Carlislechangeyoursn: Drat!

Carlislechangeyoursn has signed off.

Redheadedwriter has signed on.

emokidd: Alice...still there?

Pixishopper: Yeah.

emokidd: I got an idea for a game we can go play in our bedroom.

Swanlake: *clears throat.*

Pixishopper: Ohh...what's it called.

emokidd: Umm...doing it.

Redheadedwriter: OMG Gross!

Pixishopper: race ya...

Pixishopper has signed off.

emokidd has signed off.

Hotteegirl has signed on.

Wolfy16 has signed on.

ShineVolvoShine: wait a second...who are you?

Swanlake: and by the way...its ZOMG now.

Redheadedwriter: Thanks...I'm you creator.

Hotteegirl: Carlisle?

Wolfy16: God?!

Redheadedwriter: No...I created you...My name is Stephenie Meyer.

Swanlake: Stephenie, isn't it usually Stephanie?

Redheadedwriter: I was named after my father.

Hotteegirl: your dad was named stephenie?

Redheadedwriter: NO!!! It was Stephen...well anyway...

Swanlake: I'm kicking you out of the chat room.

Redheadedwriter: No wait.

You have just kicked Redheadedwriter out of the chat room.

Wolfy16: Hey blonde, I can smell you from all the way over here

Hotteegirl: I can say the same about you.

Swanlake: Anyone seen Ness?

Wolfy16: She's over here.

Swanlake: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? I said she couldn't go see you today. Why when I get my hands on both of you I swear I'll...

Swanlake has signed out.

Wolfy16: Well, I think I'll make an unplanned trip to Canada...*changes to wolf form.*

Wolfy16 has signed off.

Hotteegirl: Alice and Jasper are being really loud.

ShineVolvoShine: LMAO! I guess i gotta check to make sure Bella doesn't do anything rash.

ShineVolvoShine has signed off.

Hotteegirl has signed off.