"The hell! You think I'd wear something like that? Use your brains, you idiot chihuahua."

Ami looked at the padded hanger in hand. A black, simple dress with a few sparkles on the front. Ami even went to the trouble of specially tailoring the matching black elbow-length gloves to match the girl's comparatively-short hands. She was somehow miraculously able to attain two copies of the same designer ensemble (at drastically different sizes no less), and this was the kind of pathetic thanks she got?

"It looks perfectly stylish, you know."

Taiga swallowed and looked away.

"I-Its... The c-c-chest area, alright?!" Taiga cried, her voice rising to an extremely loud volume by the end of the sentence.

It wasn't every day that the girl would admit of her physical issues to the likes of Kawashima Ami, but this was a desperate situation. There would, after all, be people of some form at the party.

People like... Like...

...

People. In general.

Ami looked at the dress, then back at Taiga's chest

Ah.

Of course, the well-endowed and shapely model never really considered such when buying the dress. It looked perfectly presentable when she tried it on, and for the sake of the performance (if she didn't buy the dress, Taiga would buy them, and the model couldn't allow that, could she?), thought Aisaka would look fine in it too. Its just that she forgot to factor in the issues of their difference in... Certain physical attributes. She had completely forgotten the swimsuit incident.

Ami sighed. She never knew she'd be in for so much trouble, when Taiga had come to her in proposal for singing at the Christmas party, 'in the spirit of the season'. If she had known, she'd never have agreed to such... Irritation.

"You're such a nuisance."

–

Taiga looked at the dress. It was, without a doubt, the same one, though with considerable alterations. Alterations, which made it a great, great deal better for her. The sparkles, which had been once-present at the flat-cut neckline, was now covered by a wide ribbon. Not too wide, just wide enough to make her chest area look a little more impressive than it probably was.

Ami held her own dress in the other hand, also refitted with new adornments. A ruffle of fabric was now present at the top of the dress.

"Will this satisfy you then?"

Aisaka frowned at the dress.

I thought she'd force me to wear the old one.

"... I'll let you off just for once, chihuahua."

–

A/N:

I was thinking that Ami and Taiga should have been pretty good friends to do that duet then, haha.

This will probably end up as a series of short drabble-y bits, comments and criticism (and suggestions) appreciated!