Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter, blahblahblah, I wish I did, but I don't. : (
Author's Note - This is just a little thing I thought about and decided to post up on here. :D
"Ok, Voldy. Now, please tell me, why did you kill your pet cat?" Parker Billings asked.
"IT'S THE DARK LORD! THE DARK LORD!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OTHERWISE?!?!" Voldy yelled, his pale skin flushing with a light purple tinge. "And I killed Mr. FuzzyFace because he killed my pet mouse, Mr. SqueakerPaws. Whom I also killed."
Parker sighed, "And why did you kill Mr. SqueakerPaws?"
Voldy's purple tinge changed to a light pink, "Err, he ate my last piece of cheese AND I COULDN'T MAKE MY FAMOUS YUMMY-SANDWICH!!!"
Parker shook his head, 'I am soo not being paid enough for this.' Wormtail had given him 2,000 Galleons per session to talk to Voldy, Wormtail was sick of having to deal with his ranting.
Rubbing his temples, Parker looked at Voldy, "It is not okay to kill for no good reason, Voldy."
"Well, err, uhm, uhh, YOUR MOM!"
"Wha--"
"YOUR FACE!!"
"Vol--"
"YOUR FUZZY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS!!"
Clamping his hand over Voldy's mouth, Parker finally got a word in. "Voldy, it is not okay to kill people or animals. Repeat after me, 'I will not kill innocent creatures for fun.'"
Voldy mumbled incoherently, trying to get Parker's hand off of his mouth. When Parker removed his hand, Voldy took a deep breath, "I will kill innocent creatures for fun."
"No, Voldy." Parker glared at Voldy, "Say it right."
Voldy sighed, "Fine, I will not kill innocent creatures for fun." he said in a mocking tone.
"Good," Parker said in an even tone. "I think we've really progressed today. I'll see you tomorrow, Voldy. 3 o'clock sharp."
Voldy smiled sweetly, "Bye, bestest buddy!" He skipped off giggling.
By the time Voldy left the building, well, let's just say that he had used the Killing Curse twenty-seven times and The Therapist's Office was severly understaffed.
Author's Note - Well, what do you think? Lemme know if I should update or keep it as a one-shot. :D