Disclaimer: See Iggy's entry

Fang (again)

Dear Diary,

I don't even know why I'm keeping this stupid thing. That's what my dumb blog is for and at least I get girls for writing about my feelings. It's amazing, I'm like Nicholas Sparks. What am I supposed to write in here? My feelings? Yeah right once the Gasman and Iggy get their dirty little paws on it I won't hear the end of it. That's why I've decided to burn you.

Yes, let the flames eat you up until I've declared the evidence destroyed.

Okay, so maybe that's a little harsh… not. I don't know what Max is talking about. Speaking of which, if that girl hit me one more time I am going to brutally hurt her.

I tried to kiss her again because I mean she was giving me the 'signs'. I read on an internet website about all the signs woman give you when you want them to kiss you.

They. Freaking. Lied.

If they don't want to get sued for false advertisement they should change it to How to Get Your Best Friend to Give You a Black Eye and Permanently Disable You from Having Any Children.

Yeah, I went there.

Fly on while your traveling through the stratosphere strapped to one of Iggy's bombs,

Fang.

So the first entry of Fang was a little thing cause I was bored so I made another one. More updates I guess but please review because -hint, hint- I might update sooner -hint, hint-.