I'm really sorry about the delay. This is my story revised. Thank you for reading and reviewing. Well, it's not that different from my original.

Everything was boring at the moment. I stared at clouds as my mind started to wander though the classroom…Gradually I started to make out a voice "Sakura Haruno, detention for falling asleep during classroom period." Couple girls snickered "The Principle need you in her office right now!" I replied "Sure." I never was one to pass up a chance to get away from my class.

As I walked down the hallway I heard a couple girls talking "Hey did you hear? Were going to have some new students and they're all boys." told annoying girl number 1. "Really? I hope their's cute!" came the reply of annoying girl 2.

I didn't really bother with new students but everyone knew about my Legendary Talk. I give it to all new students. The talk is about don't mess with me or you'll die… after all, I was part of the schools gang, Akatsuki.

As I returned to reality in the principle's office I heard the Tsunade say "You will give our new students a tour." I asked "So you mean that the brats' are from rich and famous families and you want to get on their good side?" She sweatdropped and nodded "Sure… Let's go with that…"Anyway introducing Neji Hyuuga, Naruto Uzumaki, Shickamaru Nara and Sasuke Uchiha!"

"Aa." Neji said in way of greeting

"You're one of those cold bastards with a stick up there ass aren't you?"

"…"Neji stared at me blankly

"Hinicetomeetyou!"

"You're one of those hyperactive kids who are endlessly annoying right/?"

"Believe it! Wait what?!"

I snickered silently to myself.

"Troublesome."

"Well, I can already see you're the lazy ass of the group."

"Hn"

"I'm not even going to talk to you."

"…"

cue the eye twitching.

Silently the guys wondered why the oddly hair-colored girl did not faint/scream and glomp them when she saw them.

"Good enough. Now come on… just standing there is wasting my time!" Not that there's anything better to do at the moment… I thought to myself. While walking down the hallway I started to give them the Talk.

Sakura pulled them off to one side of the school hallways, put on a grim face and started, "Let's get this straight, I will not do anything bad to you unless you provoke me or if I just hate you, got it? I have a boyfriend and he will kill or at least try to kill you if you touch/ talk or something of that sort. Fanboying will result in me riping off your precious *friends*." Then she smiled an altogether creepy, innocent smile and asked, "Any questions?"

She saw wide eyes and scared faces and smirked. "This is way better than staying at class." "Good now, let me show you the rooms." Sakura said while walking down the hallways. She showed them the art room, the music room, the math room, the science room, {Where a vveeerrryy interested Orochimaru was waiting for Sasuke -Songbaka} the reading club and etc. But every time she passed a black door with a red cloud in the center, she never told them what it was for. Eventually the guys got curious and Sasuke asked, "What's the door for?" Sakura replied, "Which door?" Sasuke twisted his hand into some unidentified gesture and pointed to the door that was so interesting to them. Sakura looked at them and shrugged. "I don't think you need to know that, but if you insist I'll show you." and walked them {Hahaha, walk them, like walking DOGS!!! (explodes into a fit of laughter)-Songbaka} to the door.

"Yo, Deidara! Open up!" Sakura shouted while banging on the door. The door opened with a disgruntled looking blonde with several bumps on his head, whose sour expression immediately brightened when he saw her. "Oh just in time Sakura-Chan, Itachi is in a prissy mood, un." Sakura's eyes widened and she hit Deidara on his head and yelled, "Idiot! Why didn't you tell me? You know that every single time he's like that you guys are his punching bags." Deidara sheepishly rubbed his head and responded, "Well, I just told you, didn't I?" She looked furious and rushed into the next room. There she found Itachi glowering and looking really pissed.

She walked over to him, bent down and ……knocked him out. She slung him over her shoulder walked over to another room dropped him on a bed and came back. Deidara finally noticed the boys gaping in the doorway and asked, "Who are you un?"

I know your going to yell at me for not updating for so long for just minor adjustments. So sorry. Anyhow, do you like the new version? Review please.