AN: well, this is the first Oneshot i've made, hope you like it.

Reviews are welcome and please, be as brutal as you possibley can. I enjoy writing and want to make more stories and then make those stories better.

If I get good enough reviews, I'll make a whole series of RvB and Halo. The next one would be called, "Sarge vs Grif". This will be my interpitation of why Sarge dislikes Grif.

As always, I don't own anything. It all goes to Roosterteeth, Microsoft, and Bungie.

Church was pissed…. Again. For some reason, ever since that new rookie got here, his sniping had gotten considerably worse. Then his brother came and it got even worse.

Needless to say he knew something was going on, but he needed proof, proof of the new guy and Tucker doing it. I mean, come on, when would Tucker pass up an opportunity to screw with Church.

At the moment, he was using the new sniper and put a lock on the scope, to make sure the new guy wouldn't be able to change it so quickly this time. The new guy was amazing, he could snipe you in between the eyes from a thousand yards, hack a mainframe in less than a minute, make a fully working tank from just about anything made of metal, Heal you with nothing but some grass and whiskey, and to top it all off, he was Cabooses' brother! Church couldn't figure out why Caboose didn't tell them about him but they didn't question it.

Anyway, Church had finally set up the security came to catch them messing with the scope. He was sure he would get them. After all, they didn't know he had any computer expertise, and he wanted to keep it that way. Being a robot had it's advantages.

A day came and past, so Church went to check the security camera and there it was, PROOF! He could finally beat the crap out of them for messing with the scopes. He called a meeting and he went nonchalantly for a while and then he dropped the bomb.

"Alright, that covers the ammo situation and now for th.."

"Church, for the past month I've been here you haven't given a crap about weapons or ammo. So tell me, what's this meeting really about?"

"Well Des, since you want to know, here."

As Church put the tape in, Tucker and Desmond's mouths' dropped.

There on screen, was a film of them, as Church put it, Screwing with the sniper scope.

As the video ended, Tuckers' sense of loyalty kicked in.

"He made me do it, I swear Church!"

"Oh that's bullcrap Tucker, you were the one laughing the hardest. You obviously conned him into doing it. Of course, you did seem to enjoy it Des."

The Blue and White Corporal wasn't saying any thing for a while and then.

"He Bribed me."

"What?" Church and Tucker said in unsion.

"He said if I help him, he would give me his laptop to use for parts so I could make a new stealth armor. Unfortunately, when I went to get it this morning there were forty tabs of porn on the screen. So, I just left it there."

"Either way, your gonna fix the scope Des and Tucker, I've got a special job for you."

So, twenty minutes and a fixed sniper scope later, Tuckers Job was incredibly fun for the others. "Hey Church, do you know where my brother is?"

"Oh, hey Caboose. He's out there patching up Tucker for another go."

"Where's he going?"

"Well Caboose, he's going to be full of Lead with the new Scope Des made."

"Oh Oh Oh, I wanna Try."

3 seconds later, "owww my leg!"

"This is even better than Grifball."

Meanwhile, at red base....

"Owww my leg!"

"What was that?"

"Well Simmons, do you get to kiss Sarges' ass over it."

"No."

"Then it doesn't concern us."