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Asuka: Yo! Hey, just so you know, this is a joint fanfic, 'kay? We both wrote it!

Max: This is a guide of what to do if you get into weird situations with +anima.

Asuka: And they are weird. Real weird.

#1: What To Do If Cooro Eats Too Much Sugar

"Okay," said Nana, "We're nearly finished getting all the ingredients for our snicker doodles."

"Flour, water, eggs, milk, sug-" Max stopped in the middle of her sentence.

"Hey, where's the sugar?" demanded Asuka.

The three girls glanced simultaneously at the corner, where Cooro was sitting, holding a humongous jar of sugar, and pouring it into his mouth while cackling loudly.

*Pause*

Max: Okay, so this is what you should do if Cooro gets too much sugar.

Asuka: Do you think we should steal the jar?

Max: Yup.

*Un-Pause*

"Cooro, we need that sugar for our cookies!" Nana protested. She snatched the jar out of his hands and he started running away.

"I think we need to employ duct tape. And fish," said Asuka.

"Fish? Why fish?" asked Max.

"She means Husky, I think," said Nana.

Max pulled a roll of duct tape out of thin air, and Nana ran off to find Husky, while Asuka held down Cooro who was still laughing.

-One hour later-

Everyone else was enjoying the snicker doodles, while Cooro had fallen asleep due to a sugar crash (and perhaps partially due to the huge welt on his forehead from Husky's whacking stick). For sake of silence, the duct tape was still over his mouth.

Asuka: That was fun! Next, we'll show how to deal properly with Husky when he's being called a girl. Hopefully no one will get whacked in the process.

Max: We still haven't properly introduced our +anima selves!

Asuka: Of course! I'm an owl +anima, with white wings (cuz I'm a barn owl, they're my favorite kind of owl, and they have whitish-cream wings.)

Max: I'm a cardinal +anima, with red wings.

Cooro: Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

Asuka: Oh noes! I think he got into the sugar again!

Husky: *bonks Cooro*