Who's Your Daddy?

A collection of really screwed up stories.

Who's Your Daddy?

Suzaku was creeping down the hallway, naked. He had just escaped one of Milly's various fucked up schemes when all of a sudden,

"WHO's YOUR DADDY BIOTCH?!!!" Lelouch screamed as he jumped right in front of the embarrassed Nip.

Later that day, Lelouch was found assraped and murdered in a dumpster.

Now that's what I call a Lolicon

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It is a collection of songs made by the most well known Lolicons of today! Artists such as Odysseus u Britannia with his, "I Fucked a 12 year old girl and I liked it" and Schneizel el Britannia's greatest hit, "Young Girls, Glorious Holes."

The album sold out worldwide.

Guess What?

Lelouch went over to Suzaku one day and asked, "Hey Suzaku, guess what?"

"You're not gay?"

"No, wait what?"

"HAHAHAHA!" Suzaku laughed. "Lelouch is gay!!!"

"Fuck YOU!!!!!"

"I know you want to, but I don't roll like that, assmunch."

"Oh please, at least I don't masturbate to posters of Taylor Hansen."

"Hey! I thought he was a girl. And why were you watching me jack off anyway."

"Uhhh." Then Lelouch ran away.

"Fuckin Homo."