Ok pples! I got the idea for writing this when I saw "40 Things To Do If You're Bored In Class." So enjoy. Takes place about 40 years after BD. Kinda crappy, I know. But whatever.
EmPOV
Today was the first day of school; we were back in Forks again. This time, because of Bella, Jake and Nessie, Bella, Alice, and I are siblings, Rose and Jasper are twins (yet again), Edward and Nessie are siblings, and Jake is an only child. We've been doing it like this since we started main-stream schooling Nessie. And of course, Jake had to go wherever Nessie went. I didn't mind, neither did Edward or the rest of us, except for Rose.
Yesterday we all got our schedules. I had first period with Edward and Bella, second with Rose and Alice, third with Jasper and Bella, fourth with Bella and Nessie, then it was lunch. After lunch I had fifth with Bella and Jake, and for sixth I had Edward and Bella again. Once everyone was ready we all headed off.
1st Period
For first period I sat in the back, next to Bella while Edward was in front of us, sitting next to a girl who was probably a reincarnation of Jessica. Haha, Eddie-boy! I guess you didn't get so lucky! "Shutup Emmett," Edward growled. I suppressed a giggle while I thought, Well, well now, I didn't know you were dating Tom. Edward turned over and looked at me. "What?" "What did he say, Edward?" Bella asked. Edward sighed. "He said I was 'dating Tom'". I could hear Bella trying to hold in her laughter. "It means your on your period, Edward. He was basically calling you bitchy." Edward shot me a murderous glare, then turned back towards the front as the teacher, a woman named Mrs. Smith, began her lecture on chemical bonds. I started counting from 100 to 1 in my head. "Emmett, what are you planning?" You'll see, Edward…96, 95,…I waited until I got to 50, then I started mooing. Mrs. Smith stopped speaking and looked over in our direction. "Who was mooing?" She demanded. "No one, and I mean NO ONE, disrupts my class. Now tell me: who was mooing?!" When no one answered, she said, "Whosoever starts making animal noises again will get detentions for an entire week! Am I clear?"
"Yes, Mrs. Smith." The class responded. She looked around the classroom once more, then started where she left off. As soon as she did, I started cawing like a chicken. She stopped once again and sighed in frustration. "All right then! If you all think you can do this without my help, I'll just give you the worksheet now! And I do expect every question to be correct, or you fail." The class groaned.
While Mrs. Smith was passing out the worksheets, I started squealing like a pig. Mrs. Smith threw down her papers and yelled out, "Stop it! Stop that now! Whoever is doing it, STOP!" By this time, half the class was giggling, including myself, Bella, and Edward. Mrs. Smith picked up the fallen papers, and set them on her desk. Turning back to the class, she opened her mouth to say something, but just as she did the bell rang. Edward turned over again, smiling this time. "Oh God, Emmett. Really?" He shook his head. Bella was giggling. "What do you have planned for second period, Emmett?" Bella asked between giggles.
"Now, now Bella. I mustn't reveal my plans just yet. You'll just have to wait and see for yourself." "But I don't have every class with you Emmett." I shrugged. "Oh well, then." Bella just rolled her eyes. "Now, I shall see you two during sixth. Until then: Auf Wiedersehen!" I saluted them, then made my way towards second.