I hope you like this story, because it seems like no one liked my last one! I just randomly came up with this and thought I could make something funny out of it. I hope you like it! Oh and I don't own Twilight! I keep forgetting to put that!

Bella and Edward walked hand in hand toward Edward's Volvo, because he was driving her home. Then they heard loud sobs coming from

behind a trash can.

Bella and Edward exchanged glances. Bella started walking toward the garbage can but Edward held her back.

"Bella, are you insane? What if it's some crazy person who wants to kill you?!" Edward whispered.

"Why would you think that?" Bella asked.

"Uh, why wouldn't I? You seem to find a way to get hurt by everything that moves!" Edward exclaimed.

"You're so paranoid," Bella sighed.

"Am I though?" Edward asked mysteriously.

Bella shook her head and walked over to the garbage can. Lying there, sobbing without tears, was Aro.

"See, I told you it was a psycho!" Edward said.

This made Aro cry harder.

Bella glared at Edward and turned to Aro.

"Hey, uh, are you, okay?" Bella asked slowly.

Aro sniffled and looked up at them. Edward quickly wrapped one arm around Bella in a protecting way. All he could hear in Aro's thoughts were:

They're so mean, they're so mean, I like ice cream...

So he thought that maybe Aro was trying to block his thoughts.

"They left me!" Aro cried.

"Who?" Bella asked.

"The Volturi." Edward whispered.

"They said I wasn't cool enough! So they left me here!" Aro sobbed.

Edward and Bella stared at him, unsure of what to do.

Edward cleared his throat and said, "I see. Well, let's go Bella." He grabbed Bella's arm and pulled her away.

Then Aro screamed, "No! You can't leave me!"

Bella sighed. "You know, we actually can't. He could eat all my friends here at the school."

Edward laughed darkly and said, "I wouldn't mind if he ate Newton."

Bella glared and hit Edward on the arm. Which really hurt her more.

"Well, I happen to have more friends than just Mike!" Bella yelled angrily, holding her throbbing hand.

"I'm sorry. Let's just get this creep out of here." Edward apologized.

Edward picked Aro up and threw him into the backseat of the Volvo. Bella and Edward quickly hopped up in front.

"Where do we take him?" Bella said over Aro's loud sobs.

"To La Push so the wolves can have him," Edward chuckled.

Bella didn't find this funny though.

Edward sighed and said, "How about my house? Carlisle will know what to do."

Bella nodded, glad that Edward could drive fast, because she wasn't sure if she could listen to Aro's cries much longer without taking him to La

Push herself.