An Immodest Puppet's Proposal

This idea came to me while I was fighting Ganondorf in Twilight Princess.

Link was having trouble focusing in his fight against Ganondorf... Er, Zelda... That is to say, Zelda possessed by Ganondorf.

Anyways, he couldn't pay attention to Zelda's attacks, because every time he looked at her, he ended up seeing up her dress. It was very distracting.

Especially since she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Does wishing I could see up Zelda's skirt during that fight make me a bad person?

... Is it just me, or is this short, even by my standards?

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... Y'know what, it is rather short. Well, I can fix that!

"Link... I... See you later..."

'And she raced up the stairs of light, and warped to the realm of twilight...'

The tear touched the mirror, and the mirror cracked, but it didn't break apart. The stairs disappeared and Midna crashed to the ground, flabbergasted by this turn of events.

'...Or not.'

"What the hell?" Midna exclaimed, "I had this all planned out! What could have went wrong?" She turned around to see the image of the Triforce, superimposed over the cracked mirror.

"You want to know something interesting, Midna?" Link whispered dangerously, "When I killed Ganondorf, I took his Triforce of Power, and Zelda let me borrow her Triforce of wisdom. Combined with my Triforce of Courage, that gave me all three pieces of the Triforce. And, as everyone knows, if someone with a pure heart holds the complete Triforce, it will grant them a wish."

Midna gulped. This seemed very ominous.

"Do you want to know what I wished for, Midna?" Link continued, sounding more cheerful, "I wished for a harem. And I wished for you and Zelda to be the chief maidens of my harem, you got that?"

"What!" Zelda exclaimed in outrage, "You're a mere peasant! What makes you think I would ever be your concubine?" She hissed the last word in contempt.

Link smiled. "Yeah, that's the interesting part. It turns out, I wasn't supposed to be the destined hero. I was just supposed to get married to my friend Illia, have kids, and die of old age. But the twili, they screwed things up, you see - Zant and Midna, in particular. You see, the crown was supposed to go to Zant from the start, and Midna was supposed to be his bride. After Midna and Zant consummated their marriage, Midna would have – should have – strangled him in his sleep, and that would have been that. But since it didn't happen that way, and I had to sacrifice a peaceful life to sort it out, the goddesses decided that I deserved some compensation for all my trouble, so they bent the rules and granted my wish."

"What!" Now it was Midna's turn to be outraged, "What is that supposed to mean?"

"It means, my dear Midna," Link said, pinching her cheek playfully, "That you are now my bitch."

Well now, that sure turned out differently than I expected. But you know what? I think I like this idea. I think I'll try and see if I can make this a multi-chaptered Zelda fic! (Even though it's a foregone conclusion that this is guaranteed to bite me in the ass...)

TTFN...