The Life of a Cynical Genius

Chapter One – Playa Des Losers

A NoahxHeather shipping.

Noah sat back and relaxed, looking forward into his book. A slight grin on his face preceded to make you KNOW that he was either up to something or enjoying a good laugh from that odd sadist book of his. His own little journal. And there it was, a speck of dirt in front of his book, Eva again. The neighborhood 'bully' you could call her. Of course, not to Noah. He was helping Eva with her anger management currently. Kind of a risky job, but at times it was worth it. Both of his eyes rolled, looking at her, "What are you doing here?"

" I came to see you, Genius!"

" Oh, did you now? Really, your little 'meeting' with me isn't for a couple more hours. Move along."

As Eva turned around and left, he had a small grin on his face. He put his hand to his neck and pretended to slice it, signaling that he hated listening to that woman. Ick, she looked like a hairy beast. Someone that he didn't like all that well. Not yet. And then it hit him. He set the book down and got up, walking over to the food to throw a chicken leg at Eva, quickly switching places with Trent. She looked forward madly, turning around to face Trent.

"WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH! COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Trent, even himself being scared of the girl, ran away from her and towards the rooms that they got. Eva chasing after, Noah going back to read his book. The boat of losers pulled up to the dock and the Queen Bitch, Heather, stepped out. Ezekial and Courtney looked at her, but Ezekial went back to picking his nose while Courtney went back to trying to find Harold again. Heather looked steamed. Her hair was cut, and she was now wearing a 'rug on her head'.

Noah grimaced, getting up from the chair and putting the book down on top of the chair, going over to her. "Hey, Queenie. What are you doing? Did you get your hair shaved?" He laughed, pointing a finger at her head, only for DJ and Duncan to laugh in unison. Duncan came over to Heather and took the wig, throwing it into the water, Heather covering her bald head. Noah looked at Duncan madly for half a second, but then looked back at Heather. "Hm. That's the perfect look for you!" Noah laughed, but grabbed the 'hair' from the water and put in on Heather's head. " There you go!" Noah laughed again, Duncan going back over to Courtney to kiss her and help her find Harold. "So, Heather. How did you lose?"

"...They dared me to shave my head! I SAID NO AND THEY DID IT ANYWAY, AND I WAS ELIMINATED FOR NOT TAKING THE DARE. THEY'RE GETTING SUED!"

"You can't sue them..You have a contract.." He giggled at this, Heather looking at him furiously.

"Whatever, twirp." She said, giggling her own little giggle.

Noah walked back over to the chair he was sitting at, taking his book and throwing it at Heather, causing her to fall off of the edge of the dock.

"Did you like that?"