Hey everyone. Here's the next chapter, enjoy
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Aang, Stewie and Brian landed the ship on top of a huge mountain which literally overlooked the whole world! On its top was a huge tower that was set up like a pyramid, with a cylinder shape on each floor, each one getting smaller. The place had a dark feeling to it
'What do you guys think this tower is?' Aang asked his two companions
'Hmm, if I was to guess from the shape, I'd say Fat Bastards house, but from the eery feel of it, Mini-Me house' Brian concluded. Stewie looked at him flatly
'Have you watched Austin Powers recently?' Stewie asked plainly
'Yea'
'Guys, isn't this world early 1900s? Why would Austin Powers character be here?' Aang asked sceptically
Brian shrugged 'why do we travel worlds when we are technically going to earth most the times?'
'Ah touché'
'Anyway, it doesn't matter who it is. We'll go in fearlessly and triumphantly, even if it's Fat Bastard' Stewie proclaimed. None of the three however, noticed the teenage figure walking up behind them
'Excuse me sir…' the boy was cut off by Stewie, who span around screaming
'OH GOD DON'T EAT ME FAT BASTARD!!' Stewie screamed, covering his wide head in fear. After a fe seconds however, he realised he wasn't in any danger
The group found themselves looking at a whit haired boy with a red scar that went down his left eye. He was dressed in a black and white styled uniform, and his left arm was strangely dark red
'Err, why did you just call me a fat bastard? I know I eat a lot, but it doesn't show right?' the white haired boy asked, rather offended
'Sorry, Stewie has a tendency of things at the wrong time. Like that time in Hogwarts' Brian apologised
Cutaway gag….
We see Stewie sanding in the centre of the Hogwarts dining room, where all the teachers and students were eating
Stewie took a deep breath and 'VOLDEMORT!'
'AAAHHH!!' every wizard screamed, the name like acid to them
'Wow! Voldemort!'
'AAHH!!'
'Volde-Volde-Voldemort!
'AAH AAH AAH!!'
End gag….
'Well I'm glad that's sorted out' the white haired boy sighed happily 'by the way, my name is..'
'Edward Elric?' Aang asked, earning a stare from the boy
'N..no! My name's Allen Walker!'
'Why did you say that Aang?' Brian asked Aang
'Don't know. Something just compelled me to' Aang shrugged
'Riiight, so who are you three anyway?' Allen asked
'My name's Aang, and this is Brian and Stewie Griffin. We came here because this world is in danger of being overrun by the Heartless, creatures born from peoples very own darkness' Aang explained, earning what must be the third questioning stare from Allen
'Heartless? Creatures from the darkness? Maybe you've mistaken them for real evil creature in this world. If you come in, we can explain it to you all' Allen gestured to the huge front door
'Sure Allen, but who's we?' Aang asked
'Why, the Black Order! This is their HQ!' Allen said, opening the doors. The group found themselves in a huge dark hall which went as high as the building itself. The place was like a spiral, with rooms in every direction, and the centre part completely open
As the group walked in, a tall boy with blue hair in a ponytail stomped forward. He wore the same uniform as Allen, a katana in his pouch, and a face which looked angry 24/7
'Oi, Beansprout! Who are these three?' the sword boy asked rudely
'The name's Allen Baka, and these three say they've come to warn us about something' Allen replied harshly 'by the way guys, Mr. sunshine here is called…'
'Sasuke Uchiha?' Aang cut in. Everyone gave him weird looks, while the boy aimed his sword at Aangs throat
'What was that Baldy?! My name is Kanda!' Kanda growled angrily
'Sorry, don't know why I said that' Aang shrugged uneasily. Kanda lowered his katana and growled
'If these fools have something to say, then don't bother me about it. Go speak to the fool in charge here' Kanda grumbled, trotting off from the group
'Wow, he's mean' Aang stated the obvious
'Meh he probably has good reason to be like that. No doubt he has some horrible backstory, right Allen?' Stewie asked, expecting to hear a painful past for Kanda
'Well, actually I don't think so. From what I know Kanda's lived a decent life' Allen replied, shocking the evil baby
'What?! You mean Kanda has no painful memory?! No event where he commited a horrible crime?! Where he humiliated, beat and eventually killed his mother and father by shoving mice down their throats…'
'Stewie, that's just your fantasy' Brian reminded 'so wait, he has nothing wrong with his past? He isn't mentally scarred or anything?'
'Don't think so' Allen replied
'…..God what a dick'
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Allen Walker led Aang, Stewie and Brian to the Black Orders office, where in the centre was an officer filled with paper. Around the office were three people
One was an Asian girl with green hair in ponytails, and a boy with red hair and an eye patch, who held onto a big hammer. Both wore the same Uniform as Allen and Kanda
The third was an Asian man in a white uniform and hat. He sipped from a cup and had a perky look to him
'Hey Allen! Who are these three?' the girl asked
'These are Aang, Stewie and Brian guys. Guys these are…' Aang cut off Allen
'Winry Rockbell, Sokka and Maes Hughes…..damn it!' Aang cursed
'….No this is Lenalee Lee, Lavi and the director Komui Lee' Allen stated. Komui walked forward waving
'Yo! Great to see you all here! So what do you want?' Komui asked politely, but bluntly
'The world here is about to be attacked by creatures called Heartless? Creatures from the darkness that will devour this world' Aang explained
Lavi scratched his head 'don't you mean Akuma?'
'Who?' Brian asked
'Akuma. Dead souls brought back by close loved ones. A mad magician by the name 'Millenium Earl tricks people into bringing back their loved ones, but those they do are turned into Akuma, the Earls evil servants. The Akuma kill the one who brought them back, and use their body as a disguise' Lenalee explained
'It's our job as Excorists to use the power of Innocence, a power left from Noahs flood, to destroy the Akuma and stop the Earl' Allen added
'My this Earl has a devious plan. Must remember it for back home. I'm sure it could work on someone back at home' Stewie pondered
Cutaway gag….
We see Stewie talking to Quagmire
'You're telling me Stewie, that I can bring back my old heartthrob from school back to life!' Quagmire asked excitedly
Stewie smiled evilly 'sure, just let me help you'
5 minutes later
'So Akuma, how does it feel in Quagmires body?' Stewie asked the Akuma who had possessed Quagmires body
'Even though I'm a girl, I'm pretty sure my Penis isn't supposed to throb and hurt like that' the Akuma complained
'Yea sorry, knowing Quagmire he's got enough STDs to consider it a collection
End gag….
Far away, we see in a dark room, The Major standing besides his right hand man, the blonde Doctor. They were looking at a round man who resembled a grotesque caricature of a Victorian gentleman, a rotund figure in cape and top hat, with a perpetual enormous grin and pince-nez spectacles
'So Millenium Earl, how long will it take you to combine zhe Heartless and zhe Akuma?' Major asked
'Soon. Once we've done we can invade the Black Order and finally destroy the Excorists. With that done, I can finally destroy the whole world! This is gonna be fun!' Earl laughed
Major nodded 'Excellent. Indeed have fun'
With that, The Major and Doctor left. While walking The Major had a puzzled face
'Doctor, was zhe Earl insulting me?' Major asked his Doctor
'What makes you think that Major?' Doctor asked
'Not sure, but I can't but feel he waz a rip off of me'
Yea, quite an obscure world, but hopefully people will be interested to watch -Man
To those who don't get the joke, while -man is an awesome anime and I love it to bits…it isn't very original. Stay tuned!