A/N: Just another one of those crazy lil fics I wrote in the middle of the night. This is the shortest one yet. I'm already starting to write the sequel, so...TOO BAD!

Disclaimer: YAY! I OWN X-MEN! ::wakes up:: aw...

Todd meets the Terrible Tube of Toothpaste

(Colgate Brand)

One day at the Brotherhood residence washroom, Todd was mindlessly tinkering around with any non-cleaning products. Yes, he was acutally in a restroom, but not on his own will. Mystique nagged him to take a bath and brush his uneven, yellow tinted teeth. Todd, haveing the undenable features and personality or a toad, was not in the mood to clean himself. Brushing his teeth and taking a bath was the last thing on his "To Do List". Oh, how he detested personal hygiene.

He was getting bored so he decided to rade his pockets and found a few things including lego figures of him and other people (don't ask). He had about a dozen more items except for the lego characters. You could have guessed what he did next...

Lego Todd: Ah! The TTT (terrible tube of toothpaste) is loose again!

Lego Pietro: Save me first! I'm too young and handsome too die!

Lego Fred: Save the food! SAVE THE FOOD!

Lego Lance: Talk about "King Kong" deja vu.

Lego Pietro: HELPME! I'MMELTING!

Lego Todd: How?

Lego Pietro: Dunno.

Lego Todd: This is bad. Very bad.

Lego Lance: Someone's been watching WAY too much reboot...

Lego Fred: HELP! I'M TURNING INTO AND ICE CUBE!

Lego Pietro: Isn't it the middle or summer?

Lego Fred: Oh yah, hey?

Action figure of Superman (AFS): Fear not! Superman is here!

Lego Lance: But you're just a mutant like up with superstrength in spandex. What's kind of superhero is that?

AFS: Watch this!
::real Todd unscrews the cap on the TTT and rams AFS into the middle of it::

::toothpaste goes everywhere::

Lego Pietro: AH! I'M MELTING! FOR REAL THIS TIME! SAVE THE HANDSOME ONE!

Lego Lance: Again?

Lego Fred: You squeezed the toothpaste from the middle instead of the bottom! How could you?

Lego Todd: Superman killed TTT! You bastard!

Lego Pietro: Hello, I have TOOTHPASTE GUTS all over me here! SAVE THE DAM HANDSOME ONE!

There was a knock on the door and Mystique came in. Todd grinned playfully. Surprisingly, showing a collection of pearly white teeth. "How does he do that..." she told herself. Mystique also caught the sight of all the toothpaste and the lego characters. "I don't wanna ask..." She told herself as she closed the door behind her.

A/N: Hey, how'd Todd get his teeth clean? ::Todd comes:: ::he spits out the fake teeth::

Todd: I found them in my pocket.

Me: I was wondering where my grandma's dentures went...

::Todd stares wide eyed at me in disbelief. He gives a crazy glare and runs to the sink::

Me: There's some things Todd can't handle. Senior cooties.