Ok so I decided to re-write this story in a more readable way…. Enjoy!
BPOV
Forks high school cafeteria Alice and Bella:
"What's the problem?" I looked up. Ugh Alice."I'm in love." I sighed. Why am I so depressed over this anyway it's not like I even have a chance.
"Still don't see the problem." She said.
"Alright Alice see if you can find one in this: I'm in love with a guy who is the best friend of my ex and he is crushing on one of my best friends."I replied extremely frustrated.
"Ok well that might be a small problem." She sounded like I was being over dramatic.
"I'm not even done yet! He knows I 'used to' like him, unless you never told him I don't." I still don't understand why she had to tell him in the first place.
"Oh! I was supposed to do that I thought Rose was going to, sorry!" She said it like she meant it but I knew she didn't.
"Alice you did NOT 'forget'!" I cried
"Ok maybe I lied, but I only do what I do, because I care about you." saidthe traitor.
"How does this help me?" I practically yelled.
"He loves you" she stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Ya right!" I blurted out.
" He's just blinded by loyalty to his best friend and his crush on Rose." How is she always so sure of what she says!?!?!?!?
"Exactly his CRUSH!" I exclaimed
"Trust me on this one Bells, he loves you." she stated it as though it was pure fact.
I shot back, "Oh ya it's real love to want to date my friend, and she can't even date...and ALL the guys like her, it's so not fair!!!!"
"Bella you know she wouldn't do that, it's totally against your friendship, besides everyone knows she's waiting for Emmett before she really begs her parents." She said. I hate it when she's right!
"And everyone knows that Emmett is best friends with Edward and that would go against their friendship." Let's see what she has to say to that!
"Oh please Emmett's had his claim on her since 4th grade," she said dismissively "and guys don't work the way we do."
"Hey guys!" Rosalie sat down at the table.
"Hi Rose!" chirped Alice
"Hey." I know I probably sounded sullen but it's not my fault/
"So aren't you sitting with EMMETT today?" asked Alice with a smirk.
"Hell no! Edward and Mike are fighting big time! Poor Jasper and Emmet are stuck in the middle." She replied.
"What are they fighting about?" It just gave Alice another reason to try to prove her point, but I had to know.
"You of course!" Alice said very loudly.
"Get real Alice, so what are they fighting about??" I glared at her and she just smiled back.
"Well Ali might be right, they're fighting over a girl who's dated Mike recently and who Edward has a crush on." Rose stated.
"Told you so." Alice said to me, sticking her tongue out childishly. I groaned.
"I'm not hungry, I'll see you in class." I got up and started towards the door.
"We'll tell you if we find out anything else!" Alice yelled across the cafeteria.
"ALICE!!"
"You know you want to know!" she chirped even louder!
"UGH!!!!" I yelled and stomped out of the cafeteria and towards my next class.
EPOV
across the cafeteria:
"Traitor" Mike was glaring at me venomously.
"Loser" I shot back
"I dated her first I get dibs." He had the nerve to say.
"You can't call dibs on a girl moron!"
"Well I just did." He claimed. Great now the idiot thinks he won.
"Since when have I respected that?" like I would even pay attention to his dibs on a chair, much less a girl!
"He has a point." Emmett said in his booming voice.
"Thank you!"
"Shut up Emmet!" Mike yelled.
"Someone's PMSing." Emmett muttered. Have I mentioned how much I love my brother?!
"If you're not going to agree with me then leave." Mike said it like an ultimatum but my choice was too easy. I stood up to leave and Jasper and Emmett slowly followed me.
No POV
At the girls table every body but Mike and Bella:
"Hey Alice, Rose." said Jasper
"Hey Emmet, Edward." Rosalie said completely ignoring her brother.
"Hi Jasper!" Alice chirped.
"What I get no hi from my dear sister?" asked feigned hurt Jasper.
"Not unless Edward goes to class and you get me the latest gossip." She replied with a smirk
"You heard the lady Ed." Emmett told him, all but shoving him off his chair.
"So I get shoved out just because you want her to say hello? What happened to bros before hoes man?" asked Edward skeptically
"No you idiot we are kicking you out for other reasons leave now and I'll ignore you calling Rose a hoe." said Jasper glaring at Edward
"Fine I'm going to class, see you next period and just to remind you Jazz your girlfriend IS my sister." said Edward.
"Your ADOPTED sister." Emmett added with a smirk
"Sister is still in that sentence." said Edward smirking right back
"Kay, Edward leave now or we'll make you." piped Alice
"I'm soo scared." said Edward
"You should be." Jasper shot back
"Alright, alright I'm going." and with that he headed off in the same direction that Bella went.
"Step one complete!" said Alice
"Nice acting Ally!" laughed Rose, giving her a high five
"I'm not sure I want to know….said Jasper looking worried
"I do!" yelled Emmett
"Not a chance, Emmet, not a chance." said Rose patting his hand that was lying on the table.
Alright first chapter done! All thanks to my wonderful beta: little girl in a tree thanks again!
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