A/N: This story is part of a group of prompt stories dedicated to the wonderful, talented, generous Muffy Morrigan. We wanted to do something special to show how much her friendship means to us and how much we treasure her remarkable writing talent. She's a truly incredible person, always generous and helpful, and no matter what obstacles the universe chooses to put in her way, she just keeps writing and sharing the most amazing stories with us.

Thank you for always being there for us, hon, and best of luck with your novels!

A/N II: Premise for the stories: Write a story of 200-1000 words, prompt words: vampire, bloody and squinch. Check out the other stories too! Participating writers are TraSan, RoweenaC, DeansBabyBird, Manavie and abni.

The stories have been posted at UnGen (supernaturalville (dot) net) too, with beautiful banners by calUK – go check them out!

A/N III: I know the title isn't exactly Winchester-like language. But I also know that Muffy will laugh hard when she reads it! *Fancy a bit of fresh air?* *winks*

Squinch, you bloody vampire!

by RoweenaC

Bloody yarns sprung in thin, sticky threads from her fangs as the vampire crouched over him. He cowered away from her. The hunger, evident in her piercing eyes, and her warm, fetid breath repulsed him.

"You taste as good as you look, handsome." Leering at him she moved in closer, her nose almost touching his. Sam closed his eyes against the nauseating coppery stench emanating from her, his disgust demonstrated by the pronounced squinch furrowing his forehead.

"Get your filthy hands off my brother, bitch!" A roar cut through the silence startling the vampire. She clutched at Sam's throat obstructing his windpipe, whilst pulling his head up to bare his carotid, her mouth hovering over the raw, bleeding bite.

Dean moved towards the couple embraced in an almost amorous stance. He relished the shock in her eyes when he drew his sword and took pleasure in knowing this expression would never leave her face again. Dean swung the deadly blade in one graceful swift motion. Satisfied green eyes followed her head on its tumbleweed progress through the room as it sprayed the floor and his brother with a fine sheen of ruby droplets.

"Vampires! Always ends bloody!"