Title: A Little Time Out
Author: KittyB78
Rating/Genre(s): T/Humor
Word Count: 252
Summary: The Inutachi is enjoying a little down time.

Miroku's eyes nearly bulged out of his sockets when he realized what Kagome had just fastened on his wrist.

"Now wait a minute Kagome. Can't we talk about this?"

Kagome grinned like a Cheshire cat. "No, now stand still and don't move an inch until I'm done."

He sighed and stared at his wrist and pouted. "This is highly unnecessary I assure you."

Kagome rolled her eyes. "Sure it is, and you're a monk."

Miroku's eyes widened and he stomped his foot. "I am a monk."

She sighed and shook her head. "You're also a lech and this is one way to curb your… tendencies. Now stay still."

The portrait she was painting fell to the ground. She sighed and bent over reaching to pick it up, when she felt a hand grope her behind..

"Ah!" She whirled around and grit her teeth. "Miroku…" Her lips twisted into an evil grin. "I warned you."

His eyes widened and he gulped.

"No, no wait please - "

She pushed the button and his hand jerked as electricity passed through it.

His eyes widened. "What was that?"

She giggled and pressed the second button.

Miroku's hand fell and connected with his groin.

His eyes widened and he moaned painfully.

Sango smirked and took the controller from Kagome. "Thanks Kagome, it really does work."

Miroku's eyes widened. "Sango wait. I - "

She grinned. "I'll teach you not to grope women." She moved to press the button.

Inuyasha fell over laughing out loud. "You're in trouble now, monk."