PAT: I wrote this on an index card because I wanted to make a bookmark that was unique but when I finished, I just had to write it down…

Disclaimer: I never have nor ever will own Naruto, if I did, the shippuden would have been out in English already…HINTHINT!

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DEIDARA'S VOICEMAIL!!!

It was a beautiful spring morning and the Akatsuki base was peaceful and serene…WHAT?! NO! KAI! The genjutsu is broken and the once peaceful hideout is now it's usual chaotic loudness. Whew, much better. Anyway, let's look at what our favorite, smexy villains are up to hmmmm? Oh, it looks like Kisame and Itachi are watching Hidan, Liz, and Kakuzu go at it like rabbits…again. Sigh, after a while, it gets old. It looks like Pein-sama and Konan have yet to even leave their room…and it appears that Pein lured yet another bedmate into his chambers for the normal threesome…BORING! "Tobi wants to know too!" Ah, our favorite orange-faced good boy. Hmph, him and Zetsu seem to be getting along very well…(PAT: It better stay that way too, beesh .)…ummm, I wouldn't want to interrupt this juicy little love fest. Tobi is just too cute!

…OH! THERE'S DEI-CHAN AND SASORI-KUN! It looks like Dei-chan is in need of a new voicemail message…Sasori deemed it necessary to give Deidara an iPhone to match his…how Schweet! Let's hear what the message is?

"Un, hi, this is Deidara, I'm not available-*Sasori mutters Damn right while nibbling Dei's neck* ah! Sasori-danna *moans* not…now, un! *pants muttering heard in background* Anyway…please leave a *squeals like an uke* message and I'll *gasps* get back to you, un! Art is a * moans uke-ishly* bang! UN! *phone is dropped and the sound of glomping is heard* …

Well…ahem…that was…FRIGGIN' SMEXY! *faints*

END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PAT: So that's it…there was a bit of rambling in teh beginning but I did eventually get it! Flames will be used to burn Orochi-pedophile…