Edwardsbff1: Who took my man journal?!
Who_let_the_dogs_out: Man journal? Really, Seth? Really?
Edwardsbff1: Hey! Man journals are very… manly.
Shewolf#1: Sure. Just as manly as a chick flick.
Claires4ever: Or a dress.
Edwardsbff1: Psh. Says the guy who plays Pretty Princess complete with make-up and tiara.
Claires4ever: Shut up.
Edwardsbff1: Anyways, did any of you take it?
Shewolf#1: Nope. Check Paul and Jared though. They've seemed suspicious lately.
Edwardsbff1: But they've been down in Las Vegas with Rebecca and Kim for the past week.
Who_let_the_dogs_out: Crap!
Edwardsbff1: What?
Who_let_the_dogs_out: Oh, I just lost a game of solitaire. Impulse reaction. Continue.
Edwardsbff1: So you're sure that none of you took it?
4everClaires: Yep. Absolutely positive.
Edwardsbff1: So sure you'd pinky promise? Remember, pinky promises mean everything.
4everClaires: Yep. Pinky promise I did not steal your "man journal". *cough* diary *cough*
Edwardsbff1: Leah?
Shewolf#1: I can't believe you guys do pinky promises. It's such a girl thing. But yes I pinky promise that I didn't steal your diary.
Edwardsbff1: Embry?
Who_let_the_dogs_out: I… I…. I can't do it. We stole it.
Shewolf#1: What the hell, Embry?!?!
Who_let_the_dogs_out: You cannot lie with a pinky promise! They mean everything. Everything!!!
Edwardsbff1: YOU GUYS BROKE A PINKY PROMISE!!! PINKY PROMISE BREAKERS!
Who_let_the_dogs_out: Shame on you.
Leah and Quil are in TROUBLE! Pinky promises really do mean everything. You cannot break a pinky promise. My friends and I live by this. Breaking pinky promises, even virtual ones, is just not allowed. So there.
And speaking of friends, I got the silent treatment yesterday for my use of "Mista Sista." So I am now publicly saying that I got it from in the hallway with jeans. Actually I get a lot of my ideas from her. She's the funniest one in our group of friends. (MATH GANG!!!!)
OMG!!! I just realized that I been doing this story for a year! A whole year! WOOT WOOT!