Perry kissed JD and he liked it!, a scrubs fanfic

I MADE UP THESE LYRICS: No stealing. That's copyright, and I'll have your sorry ass. D:

This was never the way I planned.

Not, my intention.
I got so brave, scotch in hand.
Lost my discretion.

It's not what I'm used to.
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I kissed J.D, and I liked it.
The taste of his Newbie chapstick.
I kissed J.D, just to try it.
I hope my ex-wife don't mind it.
It felt so wrong.
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed J.D and I liked it.
I liked it.

No, I don't call him by his name.
It doesn't matter.
He's my extraordinary gain.
Just, human nature.
It's not what,
Straight men do.
Not how we should behave.
My head gets, so confused.
Hard to obey.

Us docs we are so magical.
Soft skin, good skills, so medical.
Hard to resist so admirable,
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.