How to start a Ninja Fight.

What you will need:

1 Cookie (extra sugar)

1 large box (extra strong)

1 Chouji

1 Lee

1 Ino

1 Shikamaru

1 Naruto

1 Hinata

1 Sakura

1 Sasuke

1 Gaara

1 Temari

1 Ten-ten

1 The Akatsuki

1 Shino

1 Neji

1 Kankurou

1 Kiba

1 Akamaru

Step one. Give Lee a cookie and put him in a box with Chouji, Ino, Shikamaru, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Kiba, Akamaru, Ten-ten, Gaara, Kankurou, Temari, and the good old Akatsuki.

Step two. Wait.

This should be the result:

Chouji and Naruto will attack Lee, trying to steal the cookie from him. Lee will run around then eat the cookie and get really hyper. Chouji and Naruto will then get really really angry. Mean while Sasuke will be trying to kill Itachi. Then someone will step on Akamarus tail and he will freak out and bite a sleeping Shikamaru. Shikamaru will kick the dog to the other side of the box and Kiba will get mad at Shikamaru. Akamaru will hit Ten-ten in the face and she will run around throwing knives at the dog. Sakura and Ino will be trying to help Sasuke but end up getting in the way. So, Sasuke kills Itachi with his rage. Ino and Sakura jumps on him and ask him out. He rejects them both and they start beating him up. Shino will be tying to get away from everything with Neji. They find a corner on the ceiling. Gaara will be fighting with Kankurou over who gets to flip the coin to determine who gets to finish off a half dead Deidara. Deidara will crawl away from them and hide behind Sasori. Temari will try and help Shikamaru get away from the mad Kiba. Hinata will try to stalk Naruto, but can't keep up with him chasing Lee. Shino falls off the ceiling taking Neji with him. They land on the rest of the Akatsuki. Tobi runs and curls up in a corner saying, "I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good…" Eventually everyone will hate everyone else, and the strongest Ninja will end up on top and be the only one alive.