This is the funniest letter I have ever seen. A friend emailed this to me and I had to share it and throw a little fanfiction into it. I thought it would be perfect. So here it is.

Chichi walked into Gohan's room. His bed was neatly made and his room was strangely clean. Chichi looked around and saw on his disk a letter to her. Gohan was no where to be seen so with the worst of feelings she opened the letter from her teenage son.

Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion…Mom she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.

She deserves it.

Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Gohan,

P.S.. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Sharpener's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

Chichi read the letter with a look of distress growing until she made it to the P.S. Oh, he was going to pay…..