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Therapy sessions

Fri, 4:15 pm, 13th of December, Councillor's office

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Family Therapy

ACT ONE

The young boys and Big Boss sat in on the thick leather sofa of the therapist's office.

Big Boss considered to therapy after EVA told him it would help them with their not very natural family problems.

She suggested it to Big Boss after he copped on that Liquid, Snake and Solidus did a number off thing's each to highly piss him off.

Snake sat on the left moping about the fact that Big Boss took his lighter, Solidus sat in the middle trying to poke out his right eye with a pen, and Liquid sat on the arm chair thinking of ways to piss off Snake in the next game.

Otacon (the councillor) leaned forward. "Now, Mr Big Boss…. sir, eh…."

Otacon had a bit off trouble having an active conversation with a well known legendary hero/part time bad guy, including Liquid and Solidus.

Snake sighed. "Otacon, calm down."

Otacon nodded and wasn't so twitchy anymore and turned his head to Big Boss. "So, eh, why have you called this meeting… sir?"

Big Boss looked at EVA who was sitting beside him on the leather couch.

"Well it was actually EVA's idea."

Otacon turned to her. "Oh, so what, eh, made you do this."

"Well ever since they were infants there's been problems. I remember Liquid and Snake used to always bully Solidus."

Otacon frowned. "Really, so what would they do ?"

EVA crossed her legs. "Well, when we'd ever brought them to the playground or to some military training , whenever Big Boss wasn't looking, Snake used to take his tranquilizer's and other things out of his wallet-"

Big Boss frowned. "Hey is that what happened to my VISA card!?"

EVA rolled her eyes. "Anyway, they'd get the tranquilizer out of Big Boss's wallet, get a stick and blow one to Solidus's neck and he and Liquid would take all his clothes."

Otacon looked at Snake and Liquid who were looking up at the roof whistling innocently and counting the tiles.

"Snake…. Liquid. Are you going to apologize to Solidus?"

Liquid whined. "But… Come on, we were three!"

Big Boss frowned. "LIQUID!"

They both sighed. "Sorry."

Otacon lightly smiled. "Good, looks like we… haven't made much progress at all."

EVA sighed. Otacon tightened his grip on his pen and notepad. "So, Snake… do you have any issues you'd like to share with the rest of your family?"

Snake scowled. "NO!"

"Nothing, nothing at all?" Otacon gazed at him.

"Damn it, No!"

Otacon sighed. "This is gonna be a very long session. How about I take each of your boys separately and I'll discuss their problems one by one?"

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Snake

Snake sat on the sofa sticking his cigarette into the ashtray.

Otacon leaned forward. "So, Snake? What relationship do you have with you're brothers?"

"We're brother…ly." Snake took a blow on his cigarette obviously trying to avoid the subject.

"Snake I'm just trying to help."

"There's nothing wrong!"

Snake took the glass of water and poured into it vodka from the flask he took from his jacket.

"Snake!"

"I'm thirsty!"

Otacon rolled his eyes. "Oh, fine!"

Snake swung the glass down his throat and then threw the glass against the wall and it shattered.

Otacon sighed as Snake made a long belch and threw his legs over the coffee table.

"Okay, Otacon, eh, what were you saying there?"

Otacon slightly raised his voice. "What kind of relationship do you have with your brothers!"

Snake smirked lightly. "Eh…. Well I don't exactly understand the question."

"SNAKE!"

Snake knew this would be over a lot quicker if he just answered Otacon's questions.

"Alright, alright. Well, Me and Liquid just never really got along, the only time we ever laugh together is when we're laughing at Solidus."

Otacon began writing on his notepad. "What about Solidus? How do you feel about him?"

"Nothing much, just ever since he stole my Legos when we were kids, and that whole… Raiden thing, I just never really liked him."

Snake took another blow on his cigarette.

"…. uh huh…. Eh, Snake why do you smoke?"

Snake stared at him. "What?!"

"Why do you feel the need to smoke? How did it start? Was it like a… teenage rebellion kind of thing?"

Snake felt angry and confused at the same time, for Snake, this was too much to intake. "No. I just smoke."

Otacon continued writing on his notepad. "Snake… do you think of your cigarette as a security blanket? Is it protecting you from things you don't want to face?"

Snake frowned. "No!"

"Snake, you know this façade may work on your family, but I see behind it all, you can't fool me."

Snake started breathing heavily. "OTACON! Enough!"

Snake ran out the door carrying a pack of ciggs and a lighter.

Otacon gave a long sigh.

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Liquid

Otacon stat on his armchair terrified and getting ready to grab the Desert Eagle in his jacket if necessary.

Liquid sat across from him quite comfortably drinking sparkling water.

"So… eh… Liquid. W…why have you wanted to kill Snake for so long?"

Liquid sighed. "Well… I just never understood why Snake felt the need to please Father so often, I guess I always wanted to be praised more."

Otacon gulped. "If you… eh… don't mind me asking, why do you promote world domination to be a number one priority in your life?"

Liquid stayed silent for a very long time, in which Otacon grew very nervous. Suddenly, Liquid let out a strangled cry .

Otacon jumped and grabbed the gun, shaking with fear, just like Snake had taught him to.

He soon realised that Liquid did not want to harm him because he was too busy sobbing into his hands.

Otacon was wide-eyed in shock as he handed him a box of tissues.

He set the gun back in it's place.

"Thank you." Liquid said quietly while sniffing deeply, he then looked up with red, puffy eyes. "I don't know! I guess I just want to be loved!"

Otacon wrote thoroughly on his notepad and Liquid continued weeping. "Why can't I just be loved!"

Otacon put his hand on Liquid's shoulder and patted him on the back quite carefully and nervously.

"eh… well… Liquid. I…I'm sure your father loves you."

"Really?"

Otacon nodded.

Liquid sighed and stood up. He straightened his jacket and rubbed his eyes.

"Mr. Otacon, I'd like your word that this discussion will never leave this office."

Otacon nodded. "Doctor-patient confidentiality." Liquid walked out the door, now reassured.

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Solidus

Otacon placed his tape recorder on the coffee-table in front of him.

"….." Otacon sighed.

Solidus raised his eyebrows. "So, are you gonna ask me a question or what?"

He slightly stuttered though Solidus wasn't the most dangerous of them all. "Oh, eh, okay. Why do you feel like you have to live up to your father's expectations?"

"I understand how I turned out to be the perfect clone, but I don't under stand is why Snake's treated like the perfect son!"

Otacon nodded and began writing on his notepad. "So, you feel like you're second best, even though you were said to be the best, yes?"

He nodded and took a drink of water.

Otacon thought for a moment. "Solidus… you still haven't answered my question."

Solidus ignored him. "Another thing, Why do they call him "Snake", why are me and Liquid called by our first names, why can't I be 'Snake'!?"

"Solidus? Why aren't answering me? Why do you feel the need to be exactly like your father and your brother?"

Solidus says angrily. "Snake gets the guns, Snake gets the chicks! And what do I get, Nothing!"

Otacon raises an eyebrow. "Solidus…. I thing that you, have appearance issues."

Solidus looks shocked. "What?"

"You hide in the shadow of your father and brothers. And It really gets to you, that your only in one game, and it's the game with Raiden so nobody really gives a shit about it."

"What, what do you mean?"

"You don't understand why snake gets everything he wants, but Snake doesn't feel that way."

Solidus frowned. "Are you sure about that?"

"I've known him for quite a while."

Otacon noticed the designer Shoes he'd been wearing, and also the way his skin was moist and his hair was perfectly gelled back. "Solidus… there's another question I've been meaning to ask you, are you... Gay?"

"What, no!"

"Solidus… are you sure, Snake told me about the N*Sync posters?"

Solidus was offended. He always knew he was different but really didn't know he was gay. "Wha-… no I'm not!"

"Ya sure?"

Solidus stuttered. "… No!"

Otacon agreed to leave it at that. "Okay… I'll leave it alone. Now, how would you see your relationship with your family?"

Solidus thought for a moment. "I never liked Snake and Liquid, they always teased me and made fun of the way I dressed, but Liquid mostly did it. Snake… hasn't always been so bad."

Otacon nodded. "What about your father? What's your relationship with him?"

Solidus sighed deeply. "Well, ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to be like Big Boss and Snake. They were always so cool and so alike and I wanted to be just like them."

Otacon scribbled on his notebook furiously. "And Liquid? Why not him?"

Solidus wrinkled his nose in disgust. "I just really don't like Liquid. He's my brother, you know? Family, I have to love him but I don't have to like him."

Otacon nodded. This explained so much.

"Why don't you like him? Can you tell me that Solidus?"

Solidus seemed hesitant. "He won't find out that I said this will he?"

Otacon shook his head. "Doctor-patient confidentiality. Nothing leaves this room."

"… Well… he's a bit of a prick you know? Always complaining about everything. And the moaning, God he's such a little girl."

Otacon nodded. "Your opinion… Snakes opinion, and soon to be, probably Big Boss' opinion, all the same."

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Big Boss

Otacon Drank down the water on the coffee table.

"Big Boss, Sir, how would you describe your relationship with your sons."

Big Boss sighed. "Well… they're my sons, I love'em."

Otacon raised an eyebrow. "Well, Snake doesn't think so. Is there any reason he'd think like that?"

Big Boss frowned. "Not, that I know of."

Otacon leaned forward.

"Sir, how old were you when you went on operation 'Snake Eater'?"

"Eh, I was in my twenties. Why?"

Otacon thought. "And that was around the time, The Boss defected?"

Big Boss frowned. He'd never liked talking about her. He frowned and said in a deep tone. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I think you have abandonment issues."

Big Boss scowled. "What!"

Otacon nodded. "I think that you have abandonment issues. And I also think that you've affected Snake with your problems."

"No… I don't, and I didn't!"

Otacon sighed. "The Boss defected, and then you had an assigned mission to kill her! Also, not long after that EVA

Left after a one-night stand, and turned out to be a Chinese spy!"

Big Boss took a long sigh and took a drag on his cigar.

"Well, I was having a bit of a bad month!"

"Big Boss…. Snake's been affected by your problems, and he doesn't even know it!"

Big Boss took another long sigh.

"Yeah… I guess, EVA always saw it in me. I just, never saw it myself."

Big Boss took another drag on his cigar.

Otacon nodded while writing roughly on his notepad.

"Good, looks like we've made some good progress so far." Otacon noticed big boss began taking multiple smokes after he'd make the statement. "Now… Why do you smoke?"Big Boss frowned. "What do you mean?!"

"When did it start?"

"I don't know… I just smoke. It's not a big deal… is it?"

Otacon thought for a moment. "You know, I've noticed your son Snake starts smoking when he doesn't want to face facts, And I think you do the same the thing."

"NO, Enough! I just smoke!"

"I'm sorry sir, but, you can't hide behind your cigar forever."

Big Boss scowled. "I CAN AND I WILL!"

Big Boss runs out the door carrying a pack of cigs and a lighter.

Otacon gave a long sigh.

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ACT TWO

The whole family sat around the coffee table in the same positions.

Otacon nodded proudly. "Well… we've made some excellent progress!"

EVA smiled. "Really? Cuz we're fucked up."

"Yeah, I even got one of them to admit what they've been feeling!"

Liquid stared daggers at Otacon, basically saying that if he told anyone what happened he'd slit his throat, but it's a bit too late for that.

"Now… I've called some of your friends to come here and discuss the way you've been acting."

They all looked at each other.

Snake was confused. "Like, who?"

The door flung open and a tall bleached haired man burst through the doorway.

"Hi guys!"

Snake smiled. "Hey, Raiden!"

Snake liked being idolized by someone.

Liquid and Solidus sighed disgustedly, this was the one thing they could both agree on, they both hated Raiden.

Though you couldn't really blame them, he was a girly little gay-wad.

Raiden smiled happily. "Hey Liquid, Solidus. Sorry we're late, Rose and I had to drop John at Campbell's house."

Meryl, Ocelot and Rosemary came in behind him.

Meryl smiled and ran over to Snake. "Hey.""

She grabbed him open tongued. EVA frowned.

"Snake! Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend!?"

Liquid laughed. "Us? As in you."

Snake was a bit too "Busy" to hear anything Otacon was saying.

"Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE!"

Snake looked around the room, for some reason that sounded very familiar. "What, did you call me or something?"

Otacon rolled his eyes. "Snake, just sit down!"

He sat, just in time to see Liquid and Solidus laugh at him.

Ocelot walked over to Big Boss and hugged him manly.

"Hello John."

Big Boss nodded. "Adamska."

EVA frowned and turned to Snake. "Why didn't you tell us you had a girlfriend?"

Snake took a long sigh. "Well, Solidus would scare her, Liquid would hit on her, Big Boss would… hit on her. The only one I could trust her alone with would be you."

Big Boss frowned. "Hey, I wouldn't hit on her!"

Snake and EVA turned around to him. "Yes you would!"

Rosemary sat on the side of the sofa, keeping her distance from Snake. "Hello… Snake."

Snake never exactly understood why despised him so much.

"Eh… hi, Rose."

Otacon sighed. "I'll take each of our guests and let them tell me their description of your actions."

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Raiden

Raiden sat across from Otacon on the sofa.

"Okay Raiden, how do you see the family act when you're around?"

Raiden thought for a moment, in a bright, happy, sickening tone. "Well, I'd usually come around when I need someone to watch Johnny, or when Campbell asks me to give Snake a mission update."

"Yes, and does Big Boss think much about the missions that Snake is sent on?"

"I've noticed Big Boss is quite protective of his boys."

Otacon wrote on his notepad.

"What about when you and Snake go on missions as a tag team, What do Liquid and Solidus think of it?"

Raiden threw back his hair.

"Well, when Snake and I go on missions together, it's usually when Liquid decides to try take over the world."

Otacon nodded.

"And what about Solidus?"

Raiden shook his head.

"He never really care's much."

"How do Big Boss and EVA act towards each other?"

Raiden sighed. "Well if they're not arguing, they're on the dining table at it like bunnies."

Otacon had a clear glimpse of that scene in his head for barely even a moment, though he ignored it and continued writing on his notepad.

"So, for a married couple, it's really all just… Sex and arguments?"

Raiden nodded. "Pretty much, yeah."

Otacon thought for a moment.

"So do you come over to Snake's often?"

He nodded.

"Yeah, I usually leave John over there when I wanna go out with Rose."

Otacon laughed. The thought of Snake with a kid, He thought about the first time he left Snake Alone with Sunny…

She couldn't stop vomiting for hours.

Otacon got back to the subject. "Speaking of, what about Rosemary? What about her and Snake?"

Raiden sat forward and sighed. "I… they kinda avoid each other, I mean, when I'm out with Snake, Rose would be calling and calling like she doesn't trust me with him.

Otacon frowned and nodded. "Do you think she doesn't like Snake or…?"

"I don't know, it's like she's jealous of Snake or something."

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Rosemary

Rosemary sat forward with her legs joined at the ankle and hands together on her thighs.

Otacon placed his tape-recorder on the table and pressed the first button to the right.

"Hello, Otacon. How've you been?"

"Great thanks. Alright Rosemary, What's your relationship with the brothers?"

Rosemary thought for a quick moment. "Well, I've never actually met Liquid or Solidus before, and I've only heard about Big Boss. So, besides Snake I haven't met any of the family."

Otacon nodded.

"Oh yes, that's right. So what's your relationship with Snake?"

Rosemary sighed. "…"

Otacon frowned. "Is… something wrong?"

Rosemary bit her lip. "Nothing I say will leave this room, right… ?"

Otacon nodded. "Eh, yes of course."

Rosemary straightened her skirt.

"Well… I like Snake and everything, though it's more in the way that I kinda have to, because he's Raiden's friend.

But…"

Otacon frowned. "But what?"

Rosemary took another long sigh. "Raiden… kinda spends more time with Snake than he… does with me."

Otacon nodded while very confused.

"Really?"

She nodded.

"I know Raiden loves me and everything, but he idolizes Snake like he's freak'n Sylvester Stallone!"

Otacon sighed and wrote on his notepad: She's a very needy wife.

"Eh, is that the only reason you feel "Unloved"?"

"I guess. You know, at first they were just friends, and I was glad. But now they hang out so often and it's like he just doesn't have time for me anymore."

Rosemary went on and on and on about her and Raiden, while Otacon wondered if this conversation (even though Rosemary is the only one talking) may slip him into a coma.

He sighed and stopped her. "Rosemary! This is about the Snakes, not you and Raiden!"

Rosemary put her hands on her head in embarrassment.

"Oh, god. I…, I am so, so sorry!"

Otacon shook his head. "Don't worry about it."

Otacon knew she was a bit of a lying skank, though she was a nice lady.

She shook her head. "I'm sorry, I guess I just have all these feelings that I can't keep inside forever. I mean when Raiden and Snake are with John watching RAMBO I just feel so worthless."

Rosemary started going on and on and on about her and Raiden again.

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Meryl

"Okay Meryl, What is your relationship with the Snake brothers?"

Meryl sat on the sofa, legs up, arms over the back. In a very masculine kind of way.

"Well, me and Snake's relationship is… sex. I've never met Solidus and Liquid held me in captivity in a cell on the snowy grounds of Shadow Moses."

Otacon nodded and realized that the answer to that question wasn't very pleasant.

"Uh uh. So, how do you see the family act around you?"

Meryl straightened up. "Eh, well… Liquid and Solid fight a lot and Big Boss usually handles it with a whack over the head."

Otacon wrote thoroughly trying to keep up.

"And, you and Snake are……?"

Meryl nodded and smirked. "Oh yeah, we are."

He nodded. "So, how long have you been…?"

She rolled her eyes. "What, screwing?"

Otacon kept his eyes to the ground and nodded slowly and awkwardly.

Meryl sighed. "You're a big boy, Otacon. You can talk about sex."

Otacon nodded sheepishly.

She took her glass and drank it down.

"Oh, and to answer your question, it's been around… six months."

He continued writing on his notepad.

"So, Snake didn't want to tell his family, and fair enough. I new you we're togeth- well… Snake was convinced I didn't know, but we're roommates and he didn't tell me, so where do you do… it?"

Meryl sat up. "Oh, well… off the record, anywhere we could. Like the Post office, Men's bathroom in a restaurant, Liquid's bedroom, Solidus's bedroom, Big Boss and Eva's bedroom, Pool table, Metal Gear REX , Metal Gear RAY, confession box in a chapel. Oh, and we also did it in your helicopter."

Otacon scowled in anger "What!"

She lightly sighed and tried to apologize but he wouldn't hear it.

"It was six months ago, it was our first."

"The last time I used that helicopter was six months ago!"

Otacon took a deep sigh.

"Just, please tell me Sunny didn't see you?!"

She shook her head. "No… but the Mark Two got a clear view."

Otacon took a long pause. "What?"

She bit her lip.

"Well… at one point we kinda… rolled out of the helicopter, and Snake threw me up on the desk with the computer… and seemingly the Mark Two was switched on."

Otacon started breathing heavily. "Sunny is outside right now recharging the battery, and if she switches it on the most recent clip-"

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"

A loud shriek came from the car park.

Waiting Room

Same time

Liquid, Snake, Solidus, Raiden, Ocelot, Big Boss and EVA sat outside the "Councillor's office" door while Meryl gave her description.

There was much silence in the room, until a loud shriek came from outside and Sunny ran in the door with the making moaning sounds.

"I-I, eh, it on and…eh, it… then I-"

Sunny was speechless.

Snake bent down on one knee. "Sunny! What's wrong?"

"I w-was changing the Mark Two's b-battery, and I f-found this."

She gave him the Mark Two and on the screen could see a pornographic video.

Snake's eyes popped out of his head. "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Meryl burst through the door.

"Oh my god!"

Liquid grabbed the Mark Two. "Wow, who the hell is this?!"

Meryl and Snake turned their heads to each other and both nodded in agreement.

"Eh, I don't know!" Snake said in a very jittery voice.

EVA viewed the tape.

"Oh god, I wonder who it is?"

Snake grabbed the Mark Two. "Well, I guess we'll never know!"

As he shut the screen on the Mark Two a loud moaning, woman's voice screamed:

"SNAKE!"

Snake stopped dead in his tracks. "There is a… logical explanation for all of this… just gimme a second."

EVA's face looked shocked. "Wha-… SNAKE!"

Snake winced and Liquid sniggered.

Otacon then soon ran out the door after Meryl. "SNAKE!"

Snake looked terrified of the twenty-eight year old man.

"Now, Otacon I didn't know the Mark Two was turned on."

Meryl frowned. "Yes you did, you're the one that switched it on! (imitates Snake's voice) 'Come on, why not?(Grunts) It'll be fun. I'll get the tape out later, okay?(Grunts) "

Snake scowled angrily. "Shhhhhhhh!"

Rose and Ocelot sat in the corner not understanding a thing of what was going on.

Otacon clenched his teeth. "Snake… I trusted you to lock up the plane and instead you have sex inside of it!"

Snake stuttered and mumbled under his breathe. "Oh, like you've never done it there."

EVA looked at Big Boss.

"Snake… just please tell me you were a virgin before that?!"

The whole family looked at EVA, Big Boss lightly frowned.

"EVA, you're blonde but you're not… Blonde."

She sighed. "David, I can't believe you! You're twenty six. And here I thought you were the good son! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Meryl's pregnant!"

Snake frowned and stared at Meryl's stomach swinging from side to side in curiosity.

Meryl scowled angrily and held her stomach. "No, No… I-I'm not!"

Snake sighed in relief.

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Ocelot

Ocelot sat back on the couch with his hands behind his head.

"So, you were referred to as Commander Ocelot, in operation 'Snake Eater'?"

Otacon asked as he timed the session on his watch.

Ocelot nodded.

"For the last time, it was Major Ocelot! Though yes, my other name's were: ADAM, Adamska, Shalashaska, General Ivan and Liquid Ocelot."

Otacon nodded.

"Sorry, anyway… you were the leader of the Spetsnaz unit, and you and Big Boss were… enemies?"

He nodded while thinking back to the days where Big Boss used to insult him of his revolver handling skills.

"Yes, I was inexperienced and in our every encounter, he'd find a way to piss me off, or use some crappy judo on me!"

A deep voice came from the waiting room. "For the last time," Big Boss roared from the waiting room. "IT'S CQC!"

Ocelot rolled his eyes and Otacon wrote his every word on his notepad.

"Are you close with the family?"

Ocelot thought for a moment.

"Well, I'd usually come around for the occasional poker game with John, or EVA would invite me to Christmas dinner and also, I've been changing the boy's diapers since they were born."

Otacon smiled.

"So you're very good friends with… Big Boss?"

Ocelot nodded and Otacon continued writing.

"Okay… How do you see the family act around you?"

"I guess, the boy's fight a lot and if John and EVA aren't arguing, they're in the bathroom at it like bunnies."

Otacon took a drink of water. "Do you know what the boys would fight about?"

Ocelot thought for a moment.

"Well, Liquid and Snake would usually argue about when Liquid… or I… tortured him in Shadow Moses, or whenever he decides to try take over 'The Patriots' (again), or when Snake eats the last kebab in the fridge."

Otacon understood how Snake would behave in that situation, and wrote thoroughly trying to keep up.

"And, does Big Boss spend much time his sons?"

Ocelot nodded without taking a pause. "Oh yeah, He loves them to death."

Otacon nodded.

"Do you spend much time with the boys?"

Ocelot thought for a moment.

"Well… I spend a lot of time with Snake and Solidus, but Liquid…"

Otacon just about understood him. "When you got your body back to yourself, it was a bit awkward between Liquid and you."

Ocelot nodded.

"So… Ocelot, what is your relationship with EVA?"

"After the 'Snake Eater' operation, and after Zero and Dr. Clark created the 'Les Enfants Terribles' project, EVA and I were the only ones who remembered what The Boss actually wanted in the near future, human ideas of freedom and personal commitment, though John and Major Zero were too stuck up and preoccupied on pissing each other off then to realize what The Boss actually wanted!"

Otacon was trying to keep up with Ocelot's words.

"So you and EVA are quite close."

"Yeah, it's quite funny really, almost thirty years ago… EVA was kicking me across the head and leaving tyre marks from her bike on my face."

Otacon smiled.

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Family Therapy

ACT THREE

Once again, Otacon, and the family and guests sat around the coffee table.

"Now, this session has progressed gradually."

Snake sighed. "Are we done yet?!"

EVA rolled her eyes and Otacon shook his head.

"Soon! Anyway, this has been a very excellent session. Though we still need a bit more work done… and I've came up with a solution that'll help me understand your other problems better. I was thinking, if I come stay with you for two weeks, and the boys can move back in for two weeks, I can observe your family behaviour, if you agree to this… experiment?"

Snake nodded. "I guess that's a good idea, our house is being fumigated anyway."

EVA and Big Boss looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

"That's fine with me, you can sleep in Snake's old room."

Snake looked at EVA. "Then where am I gonna sleep!?"

"You can sleep with Liquid in his room."

Liquid and Snake looked at each other in disgust. "But, it's my room!"

EVA frowned. "No buts!"

Snake and Liquid sat on the couch, moping and pouting, while Solidus sat on the armchair laughing.

Otacon smiled lightly.

"Is that a yes to the arrangement?"

Big Boss and EVA nodded.

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