Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story but the plot mm'kay?

"Mmmpph!" Atticus shouted behind his gag.

"Sorry? Can't hear you." Aster said with a crazy grin and a strange look in his eye. He cackled and continued turning the crank.

Jesse was watching with wide eyes while Jaden was torn between laughing and helping the poor brunette.

Zane just ignored everyone and flipped the page of his textbook. "Huh.... Captain Tenacious is real..."

"Mmm!" Atticus finally became free of the cloth tied around his mouth and looked towards his blue haired friend for help. "Zaney!"

Zane sighed and looked up. Aster was still grinning maniacally while Atticus continued screaming and the other two watched in interest.

Oh wait. You want to know what is going on don't you? Well picture this. Atticus gagged and tied to a bar, that was being suspended across two chairs, which is being rotated by a slightly- okay completely- looney Aster, over a pit of fire. Strange? Well I would like to point out that they are still in the classroom of hell.

Yes, our valiant heroes have failed to escape even with the key to the door.

Why, you ask? Well one simple word. Aster.

Anyways, back to our story.

Zane rolled his eyes at Aster then stared wearily at the fire which was burning brightly..... In the middle of a pit.... In the classroom floor.... Which Aster had dug out?

"What the hell?" He asked with a sigh.

"Ummm, Aster went looney-bin and tied up Atticus but to make the fire, he rubbed the key against our class pet to make a fire and the fire worked but the key fell in." Jesse explained while examining his nails.

"Class pet?"

"Yeah... Pet rock." Jaden replied.

Zane slapped his forehead. "Aster let Atticus down."

"I'm not scared of you and I will NEVER be scared of you." Aster shouted.

"Yeah and people will duel on motorcycles." Zane yawned.

"Screw off you- you- you-" Aster stammered.

"Tool?" Jesse offered.

"Why tool?" Atticus asked.

"Shut up knave." Aster smacked Atticus.

Atticus looked towards Jesse, waiting for an answer.

"Well, when I was younger and I got bullied, my mommy would always tell me two things. One, that they were just jealous of me and two I was smart." Jesse explained.

"So?" Jaden asked.

"Well she also used to say that there are only two people in the world. Tools and the smart people who use them." Jesse finished.

"...Oh." Atticus said with a nervous laugh.

"Oh? Oh?! I'll show you OH!" Aster stood up. He climbed onto a desk and raised his hands to the sky... Erm, ceiling.

"ZEUS! Lend me your POWAH!" He screamed then he jumped to the floor and pretended to hurl lightning bolts at Atticus.

"Huh... I was betting that Zane would crack first." Jesse said with a pout.

"Naw." Jaden replied as he watched Aster screech and jump around. "It's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for."

"True true." Jesse nodded.

"DIE MONGREL! DIE MONGOLIAN! DIE MONKEY!" Aster continued with the throwing on lighting bolts and howling.

"I didn't do anything!" Atticus shouted and thrashed.

"DIE!" Aster shouted.

Zane looked up from where he was trying to do his homework. "SHUT UP! YOU FUCKING ------! I WILL HONESTLY ------ YOU UNTIL YOU CAN'T ------------- ANY MORE! YOU WILL NEVER -------- AGAIN I SWEAR!!! BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH THE ----------- YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO -----------ING ---------- AND ---------- ON YOUR --------------!"

Jesse held his hand out and Jaden passed him twenty bucks.

Aster seemed to have calmed down. "You don't even go here anymore. Why do you have homework?"

".... Oh." Zane looked down at the textbook. "I'm reviewing?"

"Riiiiight." Atticus said but immediately shut up as Aster glared at him

There was an awkward silence then...

"I'm sexy. So sexy. So come and dance with me Michael." Jaden sang.

Jesse turned towards Jaden. "Okay, who is Michael?!"

"Uhhhh." Jaden froze.

Aster snickered.

Jaden, at a loss for words decided to continue singing. "Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips. Sticky hair, sticky hips. Stubble on my sticky lips...."

"What?!" Jesse asked angily.

"...Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance floor. Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance whore. Michael waiting on a sliver platter now." Jaden continued.

"Jaden Yuki...." Jesse said warningly.

"Jaden just quit while you're ahead." Atticus sighed as Zane untied him and put out the fire.

It was silent again for a few seconds.

"What's your favorite ice cream?" Jaden asked trying to lighten the mood.

"Vanilla." Jesse said.

"Chocolate." Atticus added.

"Strawberry." Aster chimed in.

They all stared at Zane.

"...Bubblegum."

"Oh cool!" Jaden said with a smile. "Mine is Lemon Blackcurrent. But it tastes the best with sprinkles." He added.

"Sprinkles? That's retarted." Aster rolled his eyes.

"Spoken like a true gaylord." Zane replied, not missing a chnce to insult Aster.

"Shut up. You know, one day, you'll need me." The gray haired teen replied.

"Yeah. As a foot stool." Zane retorted.

Jaden shook his head and picked up the key which had cooled by then. "Hey guys, the door's open!"

"Finally!"

As everyone was leaving, Jesse froze. He listened carefully.

"Michael you're the only thing that matters now." Jaden sang under his breath.

"JADEN!!!!!!!!!!"

And, scene.

All done guys..... So this took me an hour and I need to go to school tomorrow so sorry if that was too short. Although it may have been longer than the last one.

Anyways, this is for all the people who asked for a second chapter. Many lines of this story came from my conversantions today. The thing about the tools, the sprinkles thing and the foot stool thing. So yeah.

Again, this is dedicated to Thy Noble Reaper who is no longer obsessed with Jaden, but with Yusei. Weird huh? BTW Yusei os from 5D's. I have no clue why there is a quotation because it stands for 5 Dragons. Drangons being plurall and not needing an apostrophe but I digress.

So review please! Shoult I add another chapter or am I done with this?

You decide.

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