Author's note: I own nothing. Stephenie Meyer owns everything.

First fanfic. Please inform me if I did something wrong or did something that broke the rules. And tell me how to improve it.

Bella – BiteMe

Edward – EC&BS

Emmett – IAintDumb

Rosalie – NotTheAverageBlonde

Alice – HypedUpShopaholic

Jasper – IFeelYou

Esme – MamaBear

Carlisle – Doctor101

Jacob – WerewolvesRule

BiteMe has logged on.

HypedUpShopaholic has logged on.

IAintDumb has logged on.

HypedUpShopaholic: Hey Bella! Emmett.

BiteMe: Hi Emmett!

IAintDumb: Bellaaaa!

BiteMe: Your screen name sooo doesn't suit you, Emmett.

IAintDumb: It doesn't?

BiteMe: Nope! You're the total opposite! :D

IAintDumb: HAR-HAR!

HypedUpShopaholic: What? No 'Hello, Alice'?

BiteMe: Do you hear something, big brother?

IAintDumb: Why no, little sister.

HypedUpShopaholic: God, you guys suck!

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EC&BS: Dare I ask why Alice is planning on burning both of your closets?

BiteMe: Whaaaat?! She wouldn't!

IAintDumb: Craaaap!!! My diary!

EC&BS: She would.

BiteMe: I'm going to burn her!

BiteMe: Whoa. Hold that thought, Emmett has a diary?!

IAintDumb: Errr. No, I don't!

EC&BS: Yeah, he does. It's pink too! It wasn't long after the rest of us found out. I read it once but then he hid it somewhere else.

BiteMe: Why'd you put it in a closet? That's a weird place to keep a diary.

IAintDumb: No, I don't own a pink diary! And, it's because it's the last place where they would look for.

BiteMe: HAHA! What did you read, Edward?

EC&BS: Before I tell you that love, why don't you save your clothes first before Alice drags you to the mall to buy new clothes.

BiteMe: Oh yeah.

BiteMe is away. AutoMessage: Alice Mary Cullen! Don't you dare open my closet!

ED&BS: Aren't you going to go save your clothes?

IAintDumb: Naaaaaah!

ED&BS: Why not?

IAintDumb: I'd rather walk naked around the house.

EC&BS: Errr. Oooookay.

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IAintDumb: sigh

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