HEY GUYS! I'm sorry that it's been so long since I last posted a new chapter. I've been busying 'studying' from my exams. I put studying in quotation marks because I'm studying/facebooking/anything else. Anyway…unfortunately this is my last chapter for Mike's 'diary'. Reason why is because I have to focus on my work. I am very sorry.

Dear Log

This is my last entry. Because mum is making me throw you out and become a man.

How can I become a manly man without my log? It's IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Well Bella is in hospital because some guy broke her leg but I bet my life it was Edward! Edward is a leg breaker type of guy. The type who seems super awesome but breaks your legs…he isn't cool. Maybe he is one of those girlfriend bashers…he is freakishly strong. Note to Mike: don't punch Edward.

The other day, I invited the gang over to watch a movie. Bella was invited but she's in hospital thanks to Edward Cullen. Anyway, we watched the Lion King, which is super awesome! But then the scene where Simba's daddy dies was super sad! I cried my eyes out but luckily I covered it from the guys by saying that garlic makes my eyes water. They will never know the truth about Manly Mike crying during the Lion King. Which is a super awesome movie!

I think Tyler and Eric are two silly dumbos. Seriously, Tyler almost ran over the beautiful Bella Swan and Eric got dumped by Angela for midget Ben. Ben is awesome but quite short. But they do make a cute couple compared to Cullen and Bella. If Bella was with me we would be the most awesome/cutest/greatest couple at Fork's High. But…no Bella is an airhead and had to run off to freakishly pale Cullen. It sucks balls. And I mean big balls.

But today, a new girl arrived. She had brown hair like Bella's and green eyes. She seems bright and happy compared to when Bella first came to school. Everyone was fighting over her like she was a shiny toy. Silly boys at Fork's High. It's like they don't know that Bella exist anymore. They are all fond of the new girl.

(A/N: Yes I know there is no new girl in the series but I thought most of you authors would like to be in the Twilight series…even as a background character)

Her name was Jackie. She was happy and bouncy and clicked onto our group quite quickly. Angela and Jessica are always gossiping whatever gossip they can get from this small town to Jackie. Jackie just smiles and nods like she knows what they are talking about. She asked about the Cullen's like Bella did but she said 'Interesting…all adopting and found love within their family. How adorable!' But I pointed out happily that Edward is a noob head and shouldn't be dating Bella Swan. I couldn't believe that the girl agreed with me and said 'Why would any date a ginger kid?'

At last! Someone finally agrees with Manly Mike Newton! He is a ginger kid! He's pale, he has almost red hair and he is weird. A ginger kid! This girl has only been at the school for one day and already understands how gay looking Edward Cullen is. I thought she was a full Cullen hated until she said 'Emmett is very good looking, Rosalie is so lucky.' I thought she was on my side. But I guess she wasn't. Bitch.

Of course Stephanie Meyer didn't pay attention to her either. This girl is nice and new to our town and Meyer just ignored her like she was a piece of shit. I can say shit now because mum is making me delete my log. Lol..delete. I need some food.

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I have returned with food. After trekking for an hour to that local café that Charlie hangs out in. I saw him on the way there and gave him a small wave. He likes me. I think. He better since I will be his future son in law. I like that…son in law…sounds like I'm part of the mafia. But I can't be part of the mafia cause Charlie is a cop and he won't let me marry his daughter.

I wonder if I marry Bella if she'll keep her maiden name or stick both our surnames together or have my surname. Bella Newton…it has a nice ring to it. She would wear a traditional white dress with something, old, new, borrowed and I'll give her something blue. That blue would be a blueberry pie recipe. Everyone loves pie!

Our wedding would right here in Forks! I would invite everyone I know and the people who I love most…my parents, my uncles and aunties, Bella and her family. I would invite everyone I know. Except Edward Cullen and my brother. (A/N: How do you know he doesn't have a brother?)

My brother, Paul is such a douche bag. He thinks Bella Swan is the ugliest girl in Forks. He likes Jessica who I dated for a while but she isn't my type. She's too annoying and always says obvious things. Paul is such an idiot not to see how cool Bella is. He's a douche bag. Oh I already said that…I'll say…moron on a stick.

Well diary, as you know this is my final log entry. Mother is making me throw you out for good. So remember, Edward is an idiot, Bella is beautiful and my brother is a douche.

Bye Log

I'll Miss You!

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