A/n OMG It ben 6 ears sinc mah last hcappy! i been thinkin real hard for what t2 rite i even sliced my tir 2 get ideas frum da blod. also i went on tur wif MCE but den they brokered up so i didnt.! OMFG Y U LEAF GARORD WAY I KILL MISELF SO MANY TIEM FINKIN OR Y U DID THAT aneway time for da story!11!1two

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wen we jamp in2 the penis dumbledores warned us abot a bad thing. "DORA I HAVEW BAD NOOSE - U MITE GO 7 YEARS IN DA FUTURE IN THE PST CAUSE OF THE RADIATION."

"Kawaii," i sed fionkin about my favourite game fall out boy 3 cwhich has radios in it and they mite play fall out boi "luna said Dora like Fallout 3 has like old music in it like not fall out boy its like just a name". I got super mad and went "LUNA IM ALREADI SLITIN MYH RISTS EVERY NIGHT CUZ I FUK YU IN LAST CHAPTER SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OKAI"

Lunar Lovegood pondred Christmasally and said "Who gives a fuck?" i had nuttin to say, the prep has outwited me.

So anyway we went back to da futur of the past where it was 8 yers after ebony went into the past to seductiv Art Valumord (LOL KINDA LIKE IN INSIDIOUS WHERE LEONORD NIHOY goes into a dreams). i looked around and said "kawaii, wat we do nw?" Luna replied with reason "ah da ken, ah dinnae ken wit dumbledore's game is if like aw the shite wi' ebony's awready happened and that mate"

I slsiped lorena's pus so hard "LUNA WE IN ENGLIND NOT SCATLAND STOP SPEAKIN HAGGIS!1" evan do scktland is akshewally in englind i had headac from the tine penswive (lol geddit like dumbladare in everything that isn't canon"

one we had both got better, we lok arond the nurse's orifice. den da nurse sed "STOP LOOKIN !" we came. Nurse Joy explaned day after enoby did da avadra kedravbra she and everyone else disappareareted. "OH NO DAT MENS CHAPTER 45r WAS NEVAH RITEN!" me and lorna war in shock wave (|60BP this move is guaranteed to never miss) after multiple pokemon references, the next paragraph happened.

we went bak in2 da time machin and exp-lained to alfREDO what the deal was. "Well, that's a bit shit," he exclaimed. "I know right," i sed 2 him. "If My Immortal is never finished then that means that supposed "high-quality" fanfics will rise again and we'll have to spend the next eternity reading about 40,000 words of how Harry x Hermione/Cho/whoever the fuck is OTP and that the actual author of the story is wrong and should die in a fire. Something must be done."

liuna luked at me and sed "dora u no u are makin sense agen! WHAT IS LIKE HAPPENING" i reply "I seriously hope I'm not becoming an actual semi-developed fanfiction character! I'd rather be mildly brain dead." den dumbledoar offered his wards of wazfon n sed "THAT'S NO GOOD!" we got out of it

Pieless Alfred has an totally awesome idea for us nxt. "i wil send u to nw chaptre but dis tien u will not go forwrad in time." da chapter was...43!

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A/N: OMG dats a twst rite der! i ghope you liek. BTW HUBZ NEED 2 GET IT TOGETHER BETING BRAIN COUNTY IS OK BUT DEY WUZ DANCIN IN DA STREETZ of rath tovers last wek. UNACCEPTABLE, WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD