BPOV

It was a normal day at the Cullens'. . . .

"ESME!!! Have you seen my rubber ducky!?"

I looked up from the movie Edward and I were watching. "Emmett. . ."I said cautiously.

"BELLA SHUT UP!!" Jasper said from the kitchen. . .and I had no idea why he was in there.

Then, I heard a BOOM!

"JASPER!!" Carlisle yelled.

"MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Jasper came out of the kitchen going "NANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!", while wearing a long, black cape.

Rosalie came down the stairs looking pissed. "Jasper! That cape is SO last semester. You really need to change!" She grabbed his hand and took him upstairs while Jasper yelled "OMC!! RAPE!!"

Alice poked her head out of the hallway "Jasper!! ILL SAVE YOU!!! ROSALIE!!"

I continued to watch as Carlisle came out and walked over to where Edward and I were sitting. "Edward!" He yelled "Do you know what I think!?"

"Um. . .yeah." Edward said.

"Well then what do I think!?" He challenged.

"I don't really want to say."

"I am thinking that I am a SEXY DOCTER!" He yelled, and started to run around in circles yelling in a sing-song voice "SEXY DOCTER!! SEXY DOCTER!! SEXY DOCTER!!"

Then all of the sudden, I felt something under my feet. "Aah!!" I lift my feet up when I saw Esme's face.

"OMC!! TOTALLY!" She screamed, and crawled back under the couch.

"Esme!" Emmett screamed again. "I CANT FIND SUZIE!!"

"SUZIE!?" Rosalie screamed from the other room.

"RAPE!!" Jasper yelled.

"Jasper I'll save you!" Alice yelled from inside the closet. Then she burst through the door with a gun, swinging on a vine.

Edward sighed. "Am I the only normal one?" He asked himself.

"NO!!" Emmett yelled and rushed down the stairs, and grabbed Edward's hand.

"SING WITH ME EDDIE!!" He yelled. Then Jasper came down the stairs wearing no shirt and a cape, with a pair of green plaid shorts.

"No." He muttered.

"Too bad!" He yelled, and grabbed a microphone that I had no idea where it came from.

Edward sighed again. "What are we singing?" He mumbled.

"We're going to sing 'when I grow up'!"

"Oh, dear God." I muttered but started to giggle.

"I'll start!" Emmett yelled.

Emmett - Boys call you sexy
And you don't care what they say
See, every time you turn around
They scream your name

Edward- *sigh* Now I've got a confession

Emmett - When I was young I wanted attention

Edward - And I promised myself that I'd do anything

Emmett - Anything at all for the boys to notice me

Edward – OH MEH GOD!!!! That is IT!! I am SO not singing this song!!

"You have to!" Emmett complained.

"No I don't!!" He argued.

Everything was hectic, Esme was doing something under the couch that I didn't really want to know about, Jasper was yelling "rape" at the top of his lungs, Emmett and Edward were arguing about if he thought girls thought he was sexy (not to fond of that) and Carlisle was yelling "I am a sexy doctor". . .

SOOO yeah everything was normal.