A/N: The concept of this chapter made me giggle a bit =D I had considered using the Beatles Twist and Shout but decided in the end that Blues Brothers was better =]
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Can't Shake it by Kate Miller Heidke or Twist it (shake your tail Feather) I'm not sure who owns that one it is on the Blues Brothers Sound track =D
Warning: Some swearing in this one
________________________________________________________________________
The students had been turning up to all their classes tired. Apparently it was from all the late night common room parties they had been having. Dumbledore needed to make the students see that Hogwarts was a fun school and they didn't need to party every night.
The next morning when the students walked into the Great Hall they were very confused. All the house tables were gone. There was nothing there just Dumbledore standing in the middle of the room.
When Dumbledore was satisfied that at least most of the students had arrived he set his plan into action
Well I heard about the fellow you've been dancin' with
All over the neighbourhood
So why didn't you ask me baby?
Didn't you think I could?
Well I know that the boogaloo is outta sight
But the shingalings the theme tonight
And if it was you and me now baby
I would've shown you how to do it right
Do it right. Uh huh. Do it right.
Do it right, do it right, do it right
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Twistin'! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
Here we go loop de loop!
Shake it out baby!
Here we go loop de la!
By this stage the students had gotten over there initial shock and begun to join in.
Bend over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Bend over, let me see you shake your tail feather
Come on, let me see you shake your tail feather
Come on; let me see you shake your tail feather
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Twistin'! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
Here we go loop de loop!
Shake it up baby!
Here we go loop de la!
Come on! Come on baby! Come on! Yeah come on babe!
All right!
Do the twist!
Do the fly!
(Oh!)
Do the swim!
(Ha! Ha! Ha!)
And do the bird!
(Oh!)
Do the duck!
(Ah!)
Do the monkey!
(Hey! Hey!)
Watusi!
And errr... what about the food?
Do the mashed potato!
What about the boogaloo?
(Oh!)
The Boney Muroney!
Come on! Let's do the twist!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Twistin'! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
(Oh!)
Twist it! Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it baby!
Through out the dance Dumbledore noticed one figure and that was professor Minerva McGonagall. He walked over to her.
"Minerva why didn't you join in with the rest of us?"
She just looked at him and then they heard the music.
When We Go Out Dancing on a Friday Night
I Get This Funny Feeling Something's Not Quite Right
My Sense Of Rhythm isn't controvertibly shite; I Can't Fake It.
I can see the pity in your big blue eyes,
The perpetrator lies between my back and my thigh's.
It doesn't wanna wiggle though I try, try, try; I Can't Make It.
I Get The Feeling that I look absurd
I Get The Feeling that I look absurd
And It Hurts!
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
Couldn't Walk The Line Inside The Country Scene,
And Disco Was A Flat Up; Sure No Dancing Queen.
Couldn't really qualify for break-dancing; I just break it.
Tried moving my body to the latest hit,
Someone called the nurse; thought I was having a fit.
I execute the moonwalk like I stepped in shit,
I can't take it.
I Get The Feeling that I look absurd
I Get The Feeling that I look absurd
And It Hurts!
[I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It
Oh no, I Just Can't Shake It
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
I Just Can't Shake It, Shake It, Shake It
Oh No I Just Cant Shake It, Shake It
{Oh!}
And that Dumbledore is why you won't see me dancing. And then she walked away.
So let me know what you thought of this one. Did I get a giggle out of anyone else? =]