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Naruto empire: a LOT of money

Being Masashi Kishimoto: priceless

So, I'll just keep dreaming, ne?

MATURE!!

SEME vs. UKE

Said one Naru to one Sasu,

"Why do you act this way?"

Hn'd one Sasu to one Naru,

"It's only because I'm gay."

Yelled one Naru to one Sasu,

"I'll beat your ass, you puff!"

Replied one Sasu to one Naru,

"I'll do you one better and beat you off."

Then one Sasu takes one Naru,

and fucks him into the ground.

Now one Naru says to his Sasu,

"All right! You won. How 'bout another round?"