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Cullen Truth or Dare:

Rosalie POV:

I'm so, so bored! I've been shopping five times already today, Emmett and I have been in bed six times already and Edward told on us, stupid weasel! I had no idea what I wanted to do! And that stupid thing Bella was here so I had to be all nice! Emmett and I were sitting on the couch watching TV with the rest of the family and Bella. I wanted to put on a horror but Edward wouldn't allow us. Stupid Bella might be frightened by a horror in a house full of vampires. Idiot!

"Rawr!" I suddenly roared and jumped right in front of Bella. Bella flinched back and cuddled into Edward. Her face went pale. I really frightened her. Woo!

"Rosalie!" Esme snapped angrily as she got up and went over beside Bella.

"Rosalie, why the hell did you do that!?" Edward demanded angrily.

"I'm bored," I sighed and went back to sit on the couch, Emmett was laughing.

"Rosalie that was so mean!" Alice exclaimed but you could see a tiny hint of a grin.

"So what do you expect me to do?" I snapped.

"I don't know, play a game!"

"Fine then, truth or dare! Is everybody in?" I asked.

"Yes," both Edward and Bella said in unison.

Everybody sat around the couch." Alice, the usual," Esme smiled.

"Rosalie would go first," Alice smiled. Woo!!! Finally some good luck! Although terrifying Bella was priceless!

"Okay then...Alice, truth or dare?"

"...truth..." Alice replied.

"Did you ever feel...aroused by another man that wasn't Jasper, after you met?" Rosalie grinned.

Also, I should tell you that Jasper makes people want to tell the truth so they have to, even if they really don't want to.

"No," Alice grinned, taking Jasper's hand. Damn it! I wanted to get her into trouble!

"Okay then, Edward, truth or dare?" Alice grinned.

"Dare," he replied.

"I dare you to put on my bath robe, go over to Bella's house at ten o' clock this evening, lie roses down all the way up the stairs leading into Charlie's room, lie on his bed with candles lighting and everything and ask him would he like to play a game of hide and seek...in bed," Alice grinned.

"Oh Alice no!" Bella exclaimed.

"Sorry Bella, but there's a reason why I'm doing this, I need revenge on Edward," Alice grinned.

"Okay then my turn, Rosalie, truth or dare?"

"...hmmm...dare..."

"I dare you to go over to Jessica Stanley's house and tell her that you are in love with her. Then you are to kiss her, with tongues for forty seconds and then ask her would she like to take it to the bedroom."

"Edward I hate you so, so much!" I exclaimed as I quickly scaled the room and spotted a chainsaw that I had been working on earlier. I hopped up and grabbed that. I started it and started chasing Edward all around the house with it. I started swiping it aimlessly because I'd never be able to catch up with him. Then suddenly I felt calm, that damn Jasper! It was all Bella's fault!

I walked back in without looking at Edward and when we walked in they all started laughing. I turned around and laughed also when I saw that I had cut a load of the spikes off Edward's hair. At least one good thing came out of this.

"Go to Jessica's now," Edward said, still unaware of his destroyed hair.

I sighed deeply as I quickly went over to Jessica's house. I could smell Bella so I knew that they all followed me. I knocked on the door and Jessica answered it almost straight away.

"Rosalie Cullen...uh...Hale...? What are you doing here?!" Jessica asked rather nervously, I grinned a little.

"Well Jessica, the only reason Edward ever rejected you was because...I asked him to," I said softly.

"Why would you do that to me you...you bitch?!"

"Well, it wasn't so much to get at you but, I was jealous," I said, feeling angrier at Edward by the minute.

"Of Edward? Look honey, you're going out with that big guy. You have no way of getting Edward to go out with you!"

"I know, it's not Edward I want. It's you," I said, wearing a fake smile as I walked a little closer to her.

"Huh?"

"Jessica, I love you," I said as I grabbed her by the arms and kissed her for forty seconds, with tongue.

"Wow, uh...Rosalie?"

"Would you like to take this to the bedroom?" I grinned seductively.

"...uh...well...my parents are out until this evening...and I guess Edward maybe doesn't truly love me...uh...okay, but don't tell anyone!" she exclaimed.

Jasper was making her want to. I just knew it! Well, I am absolutely gorgeous! Who wouldn't want this face, hair and body!?

"Actually Jessica, uh...I have to go, goodbye!" I said and I ran back home.

When I got back they were all sitting in the same place, laughing hysterically.

"Jasper, why the hell did you want to make her sleep with me? That totally wasn't funny!"

"What do you mean? I didn't do a thing, I swear, I didn't go, I was here," he said softly.

"So she really wanted to-

"Yeah," he smirked.

"Well who could blame her? Who wouldn't want me? Okay, Bella truth or dare?" I grinned.

"...uh...um...dare?" Bella said nervously.

"Okay then. I dare you to wear Edward's boxers and go to school in them, only," I smirked.

"Rosalie!" Esme snapped again.

"..Can I change to truth?" Bella asked.

"No!"

"Rosalie, let her!" Esme snapped again.

"Fine then, who do you think is prettier, me or Alice?"

"Rosalie don't make me answer that!" Bella pleaded.

"Go on Bella, I won't mind," I grinned, trying to make her even more nervous.

"...uh...well...uh...I guess...well..." she began while going a really deep red.

"Go on Bella," I grinned.

"Leave it Bella, I just heard what the answer is, your turn," Alice grinned.

"That is totally unfair! The rest of us have to answer!" I snapped. Bella could get away with so much! Ugh!

"Rosalie," Carlisle said softly.

I sighed to myself.

"Okay Bella, it's your turn," Esme smiled.

"Okay, uh...Emmett, truth or dare?" Bella asked.

Emmett grinned, "Dare."

"I dare you to wear makeup to school on Monday and you've to wear makeup every day for the next week."

For once the human did something worthwhile!

"Okay then, Alice truth or dare?" Emmett grinned.

"Truth," she replied.

"Why do you need revenge on Edward?"

"I need revenge because he tore one of my dresses," she said softly.

"Is that all?" Emmett smirked.

"Is that all?! Edward how could you do that?! Alice, which dress was it?!" I demanded.

"It was the blue one," she said glumly.

"Oh Alice I'm so sorry, Edward I'm going to get you for this!" I snapped.

"Okay guys calm down, Alice your go," Esme smiled.

"Okay then, Carlisle, truth or dare?"

"Dare," he said calmly.

"Okay, I dare you to go to a random person's house and tell them that their child just died," Alice laughed.

"Alice that is terrible, I cannot do that," Carlisle said calmly then.

"Okay then, I dare you to strip naked and run through the mall later on today," Alice smirked.

"Oh my God," Carlisle said as he put his head in his hands.

Esme started laughing again.

"Okay then, Esme, truth or dare?" Carlisle grinned.

"Dare," she grinned. I could imagine Carlisle had loads of dirt on Esme!

"Okay then, I dare you go into the next school assembly and make a speech to the whole school about your work in a strip club," he grinned.

I swear if she were human she would've blushed.

"Okay guys, I think we should stop this before we all mortify ourselves," Esme said, still frowning a little.

"Okay then," Alice said as she ran upstairs and ran straight back in with a bathrobe.

"Here you go Edward," she grinned.

Edward glared at her.

"Esme, I think it's time we go to the mall," I grinned.

Okay then! That's it for this chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! Please, please review and tell me what you think! I'll be updating with either Cullen Weakest Link or Cullen Hide and Seek. I haven't decided yet! Thank you for all the kind reviews so far! Bye peoples! ^_^ xXx