Just some random\hopefully funny stuff about what us, Twilight crazed fans, do.

Disclaimer:

Hmm... Maybe this mask will work...

Random Kid: Hey, you look familar... Huh.

Me: Yes, I'm Stephenie Meyer.

Random Kid: No... Your not... No, I can see the blond hair seeping through the wig... Your Hannah Montanah!

Me: What the crap?!? No I'm not!

Lots of random kids: 'Oh my God!' 'R u really pragnet?' 'Stephenie Meyer is better.' 'Get her!'

Me: Ahhhhhh!

Okay, so I'm NOT Stephenie Meyer and I DON'T own the Twilight chapters. But I wish I did. And some day... Edward will come for me... and well, Then I just might!

What Twilight has done to all of us...

1. You scream when you see a silver volvo and spend the next day telling everyone about it.

2. Try to be friends with the new kid Edward even if his last name isn't Cullen. He can always change it.

3. Also, you asked that same kid to bite you. He walked slowly away and you chased him saying, "No really!"

4. Looked in the phone book under Cullen and found an Edward Cullen. After much screaming you called him so many times he changed his number.

5. Asked your mom if you could change your name to Bella Swan. Or at least Bella Cullen.

6. When you found out your mom wanted to name you Isabella but your dad didn't you revused to talk to him for the rest of the day.

7. Your going to move to Forks when you turn 17.

8. You get mad when people ask why your reading Twilight again.

9. You almost stopped reading New Moon when Edward left. But then you figured he had to come back cause there were two more books.

10. You started crying infront of your friend when you finished Breaking Dawn, even though you LOVED the ending, you just realized that the twilight series was... over.

11. When you were crying about Breaking Dawn, your friends who was reading Eclispe got worried and read faster. Then later she asked, "Why were you crying? The ending was great." You explain that the series is over. She didn't realized this before and starts crying to.

12. You start wondering if your boy friend is a vampire when you see him walking in the bitter cold with a short sleve shirt on and no coat.

13. When you ask him about this he laughs so hard he can barely breath. He says he just forgot his coat.

14. You think he's lying and start trying to convince your friends that he could be a vampire.

15. The Twilight loving friends believe you and are very jelous that you are dating a vampire.

16. When you hold his hand and it's warm, you almost cry.

17. Your Team Jacob friend says, "Maybe he's a warewolf! Hm, Can I have him?" You yell "No!" and stuff her in a trash can.

18. You look in the mirror at the dark circles under your eyes from staying awake to read, your pale skin, and the golden flecks in your eyes and start hoping your turning into and vampire.

19. When you flinch from something hurting the tip of your fingers you wonder, is the transformation starting?

20. When you get a paper cut you say, "Ow!" and suck the blood away from your finger. Then you think, Man that tasted good.

21. You think Bella was stupid for ever thinking rainy days sucked because thosed are the best days EVER. Vampire days.

22. You think your name is to current and you want an older name like other famous vampires.

23. You told the kid in your english class named Emmett that he had Grizzly in his teeth.

24. You got mad at your boyfriend. When he asked, "Why the heck are you mad?" You whined, "Because... You don't sparkle!"

25. The only way you will forgive him is if he dumps glitter on his self.

26. He calls you nuts and you get dumped.

Okay I will probably have another 'chapter' out with more on it so if you have any ideas tell me, please.... Oh, and reveiw!