Hey ya'll! Phew *wipes forehead* I wrote all of this in like an hour. Longest chapter yet, and probably my favorite. Anyway I love you guys for reviewing! Seriously it makes my day. Love ya'll!

Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight or any of the characters. If I did Jacob would imprint on me, and Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle would go to my reviewers.

RPOV

"Come on girlies! Let's go. Let's go. Let's go." I sang.

I knew I was just a little too perky, but who cares? Today is my day. My dare. My turn to meet a hot guy. I was pretty jealous of Alice and Bella, they both met smoking hot guys at the club during their dares, I want a hot guy too.

"Come on, you lazy bums. We are going to be late if you don't hurry."

Alice walked into the room. "We are ready Rose. Calm down."

"Well, excuse me for being excited, but just look at the track record. Bella has the first dare, and she ends up making out with Mr. Sexy-Bronze-Hair. You have the second dare and you end up in Mr. Southern-Drawl's lap. I want a sexy dare-man." I pouted.

"Okay Rosie." Bella said while pulling on her flats, "We are going right now."

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At the club

"You know Rose, not all of the dares have to do with guys. I only wrote one that had to do with a stranger." Bella pointed out.

I swear if she just jinxed me I will find Mr. Sexy-Bronze-Hair, and tell him she talks about him in her sleep.

Before I had a chance to reply to that Alice shoved the bag in my face and said, "Okay Rosalie, it's time, the moment of truth, draw your dare."

I pulled out one of the small slips of paper. It was written in Bella's messy scrawl. My eyes scanned the slip of paper.

"I have to get MARRIED?!?" I screeched.

Bella started laughing and Alice looked shocked. "What?" she asked.

"Okay I wrote that one." Bella said, still giggling, "But it isn't what you think. It is a fake wedding. That is my stranger-dare. You have to go up to a guy of Alice and my choosing, and fake propose to him. If he accepts, we can have a whole fake wedding."

Alice got a scheming glint in her eye, "Good dare Bella, and I know just who to pick."

Why had I been excited about this again?

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EPOV

Emmett, Jasper, and I were sitting at our table again. It was Tuesday night, the girls dare night. I was hoping I would be able to see Bella tonight. I hadn't been able to get her out of my head since that kiss two weeks ago.

The other girl, Alice, told us all about the dares, Emmett was bouncing in his seat hoping he would be a dare "victim" tonight.

"Emmett, you have got to calm down." Jasper said. Emmett did calm a little, but was still noticeably excited.

I looked over to the girls table. Alice was excited and patting a blonde girl on the back. She must be the dare-girl tonight. Bella is laughing. She is beautiful when she laughs.

"Hey Em, they are getting up." I told him.

All three girls are walking over here tonight. I wonder what the dare is. The blonde, I can't remember her name, looks embarrassed. And Bella turns pink when she sees me. I love that color. Alice just looks amused and excited.

They reach our table and Bella pulls out a camera. She and Alice are standing slightly off to the side while Rose, that's it!, stands in front of Emmett. I look at her. Blue eyes, blonde hair, and tall. She is beautiful, but not my type. Perfect for Emmett, but I prefer chestnut locks, chocolate eyes, and a blush to light up her face. Oh she's moving.

Rose slowly slides down to one knee looking only at Emmett. Bella is snapping pictures and laughing with Alice. Jasper, Emmett, and I are just confused. She pulls out a RingPop and, slightly blushing, very seriously says, "Will you pretend to marry me?"

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RPOV

I hate this. I hate this. I look like an idiot. Seriously, could Alice have picked a hotter guy for this. This guy is actually up to my standards, looks-wise. I was still kneeling, holding the RingPop Bella has been carrying in her purse since we wrote the dares.

I was about to stand up and leave to die of embarrassment when a smile lights up his gorgeous face and laughter booms from his luscious lips as he says, "Of course I will, baby. We can get fake-hitched now."

What? Then he takes me in his massive, muscled arms, and stands in the booth, pulling me with him and yells to everyone in the club, "We're getting fake married!"

They cheer.

Bella continues snapping pictures, while Alice used the video app on her phone to record the whole affair. Documenting my humiliation. But it wasn't really that bad. I mean, this guy was sweet. He went along with it so easily, I just couldn't be embarrassed about fake-marrying him.

Alice started planning. "Okay, we can do a whole ceremony. We can all be in the 'wedding', Bella, you can be photographer, since you're a genius with a camera."

"Okay, you know there are a few things in the back that Ang kept for me, for this dare." Bella casually mentioned. "Not much, but some fake flowers, a veil, a bible, and fake marriage certificates."

Alice beamed, "Bella, you're a genius!" She ran off to get the stuff.

Edward and Jasper looked amused by the whole thing. I could tell they were getting excited about the randomness of this dare. Edward kept glancing over at Bella. He blushed slightly when he saw that I caught him doing it.

Alice came back and went into full-on crazy Alice mode. She assigned herself and all of the boys jobs in the "wedding". Once everything was arranged she came up to me.

"Come on Rosie, it's time for you to get married." She pulled me outside. After a few minutes of Alice adjusting a veil on my head, Bella poked her head out the door and said, "Okay everything is ready in here."

Alice stood in front of me, and Jasper stood beside me. "Okay Rosalie, I am your Maid-of-Honor. I go first, just wait 30 seconds then come in. Love you. Thanks for letting me plan your fake wedding."

I heard the music start, Alice walks in. We wait the 30 seconds Alice told us to wait.

"You know Emmett is great. Hilarious, sometimes a goof, but you couldn't have picked a greater guy to get fake married to. Except me of course." Jasper said with a smile.

"Well if I can't have you…" I joked. We were laughing as we walked in. The place was transformed. Alice had hung streamers from the ceiling (or had one of the guys do it). All of the club-goers were on either side of the room, all standing and looking at me. And funnily enough all of them were humming the wedding march.

Jasper leaned down and whispered in my ear, "Sorry, Alice wanted it traditional and their was no alternative. Just smile."

He didn't even have to suggest it. It was such an odd thing to hear about 100 people trying to hum the wedding march in tune it took all the will power I had not to burst out laughing.

Bella was Emmett's best man, sort of, because that was the best place to stand and take pictures and record video (she was doing both). Edward was officiating. Alice was smiling and holding her fake-rose, which stood in for her bouquet. And Emmett, he was beaming, laughing at the whole situation.

Jasper and I finally reached them and Edward cleared his throat dramatically.

"Who gives this woman away today?"

Jasper trying to keep a serious face said, "Rosalie, this is very hard. I just can't imagine losing you. You are like my sister. I may have only know you for an hour but it just breaks my heart to give you away to this doof. Oh well." And wiping an imaginary tear away he put my hand in Emmett's and said, "Take care of her, she is my sister." And walked off. Wow, who would've thought Jasper was that great an actor. Alice and Bella were cracking up on the sidelines.

Emmett looked at him curiously and said, "But you're my brother."

"Eh hem," Edward said, "Can I continue?" When we nodded he said, "Dearly drunken beloved, we are gathered here tonight because these two lovely young people have decided that they should get fake-married. And I being their extremely sexy fake-minister-" Bella giggled. And Edward smiled glancing over at her. "-have decided to fake-marry them. Do you Emmett Jack McCarty take this woman to be your not-so-lawfully wedded wife?"

I looked at Emmett, and he looked directly into my eyes. His dark blue eyes were deep pools dancing with mirth as he said, "I do"

Edward smiled, "And do you Rosalie Lililililian-" I looked at him. "What I just made your middle name more fun. Anyway, do you Rosalie Lililililian Hale take this doofus to be your not-so-lawfully weeded husband?"

I decided to see if I could make them laugh, "Well…seeing as Jasper won't have me. And I don't know if Father Edward is celibate…I guess I do." Jasper and Alice had to support each other now.

Edward caught his breath and continued, "If anyone has a reason these two should not be fake-wed then speak now or forever hold your peace."

Alice, I suppose, decided she hadn't played a big enough part in this wedding because she yelled, "I object!" She started fake-crying, "You said you would love me and only me Emmett, how could you? You propose to me then marry her?"

Bella then yelled out, "He promised me we had something special too! How dare you Emmett. I am pregnant with your child!" The audience ooohed.

I started laughing. Man, that took a lot of guts from Bella. I played along even more. "No, he is all mine! Father Edward, finish pretend-marrying us now!"

Emmett was laughing, "Sorry Bella, Rose will be our child's step-mommy and Alice will be it's weird wanna-be mom. Ladies I am off the market. Rosalie Lililililian Hale is the woman for me. I know this is tragic to you, but I'm sorry."

Edward was laughing so hard he barely choked out the word, "Rings?"

Bella and Alice still playing the 'scorned-girlfriends' chunked the rings on the floor in front of us.

I smiled picked his up and said, "Don't be jealous ladies." and put the ring on his left ring-finger. He put the other ring on my left ring-finger.

Edward straightened up. "With the power vested in me by Alice, I now pronounce you not-husband and not-wife. You may kiss the fake bride."

I surprised everyone but Bella and Alice by dipping Emmett and laying a huge kiss on him as the club erupted in cheers.

Hoped ya'll liked it. I felt pretty good about it. I don't know when I will be able to update next, but I will try to make it soon.

Spoiler: "Let's play twenty questions."

Hmm who could've said that?

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~~~Lyflyn~~~