I upload this one with chapter 7. Just a reminder, in case you had skipped them…haha

Warning: I was trying to be funny but it's up to you to judge them….haha

Side story 1

Main story : A life like no Other

There's go Lavi again

Feeling quite not himself today Lavi decided to spend his quality time in his study room and do some beneficial reading which may help him in ruling the country someday. His tutor, Bookman Panda was enthralled with the prospect of Lavi who beginning to show some sign of giving up all his sick pranks thus becoming a responsible prince which are in need for the country right now. For all generation of the country's ruler, The Bookman clan had been the one who educated besides being the head advisor of the country.

Also, on that very day, very late in the evening, a noise from another room across the block about 50 meters away from the Prince's study room had broken the young man from his studious stupor. He was rather ecstatic and can't stop himself from being noisy and simply overly interested. The noise which consist of wailing of some women and heavy things being knocked over. Several seconds after that, a window was crashed and more wailing was heard.

Lavi , being as curious as we know can't simply resist to look over the trouble which is I remind you, none of his business.

Looking around for any sign for his tutor, he tip-toe his way to the place of the event without being noticed by any guards. Apparently he was too good to be caught by the annoying guards, and of course they can't do anything because he is the prince

Arriving at the place of the trouble, he was greeted with greater sound of women wailing and sobs which he had quickly recognized owned by a pathetic maid called Miranda. There is a crowd in the messy room but most of them were noisy maids and guards who had nothing to do in their everyday life and they were apparently too scared to be involved.

The room looks like a messy ruin with pieces of furniture being thrown around the room. Miranda could not possibly do this, she probably will cry and hit herself first… this strength…is it Yu-chan? Oh my God did he already attack Miranda after all the things I said.....He must be really mad. Lavi thought by himself. But to his disappointment, Kanda Yu was not back yet and if he do, it will Lavi's ass which he will hunt first knowing him for so long.

Because of the mass of people where he could not possibly squeeze through, he decided to do a brilliant idea of crawling under their leg. This method was unreliable as people were moving around but the great thing was he was literally good at this. Soon after that, he foundd himself already at the front of the crowd under a pair of hairy legs. Please don't look up…please don't ever think of looking up.

Keeping his head in front, he noticed a very beautiful pale of legs not so far from his crawling position. Eyes traveling up, he also stared in wide amazement of the beautiful blonde angel. The skirt was short which barely covered her plump ass, the breasts were not in view since the said angelic person was facing him with her back.

Despite being called angelic, the poor Miranda was already pale with fright and can't stop herself from hard trembling when facing the wrath of this angel. The prince gets himself on his feet to get clearer view of the event. This sexy blonde person had Miranda this frightened and all the thrown over stuff must be her doings. The amazing thing is that Miranda was still left in one piece and not beaten up. Lavi would hate to see women get hurt from violence.

" You bitch….You are the one who stole Arystar-sama from me. Don't think I will let you go this easily," the first impression of Lavi on this sexy blonde is this person obviously has no taste in men.

" I……don't know what are…you …talking about.." Miranda was in desperate to get out of this. Lavi can tell that much.

" Don't ever fucking lie to me, ugly bitch!!," an expensive looking chair was harhsly grabbed by the violent woman and in matter of second crashed on the opposite wall. Miranda had successfully dodged the attack and gets herself once again not hurt.

" I…swear I did not steal him…Eliade, we are only best friend," Miranda muttered while her nervous dark eyes still looking helpless for help among any brave person from the audience of the brawling. Unfortunately, her eyes had caught the sight of Lavi, his saviour and his friend and secretly muttered help me, your highness……..Lavi meanwhile was pretending not to notice the eye contact he just had with his most favourite maid.

If this Arystar is the Arystar Krory which rumored to be partnered with murderous Yu-chan, this woman must be out of her mind to fight over him. Jeez… he was nothing but a sleezball and a coward, what's with women these days. Lavi sighed but in his sick mind, he already had a plan to stop this fight over the useless man called Krory and let every one happily ever after. Indeed, he is a kind man, no wonder people can't help themselves but to fall head over heels with him, it is such a sin to be him, he mentally laughed.

Too far away in his mind, Lavi was in dazed to even realize that Miranda's life was in threat from the demon blonde. Another set of chair was thrown at Miranda's direction where she quickly flung herself at the corner of the room. Right now, she was trapped by the corner without any escape option and the next hit by the Eliade will possibly left her with no choice but to die….Krory-sama…I will join in heaven soon, please wait for me

Without any delay, in order to save his next favourite person after Yu-chan and Panda Bookmann, Lavi sacrificed himself by touching the said Eliade. He was awarded with that amazing beautiful face, thick make-up that will probably rivaled Jerry, the gay cook. That said face however was none too pleased with the interruption where hateful glare was immediately was directed to the suicidal prince. Of course, she was also unaware that she was facing the crown prince of the country judging by the playfulness air surrounding Lavi, people will have a hard time recognizing him from such royal family.

"What's with that evil face, beautiful?," Lavi flashed her his playboy smile which went unaffected to this other person. Suddenly, the temperature room dropped down as several audiences which consist of maids and guards decided to step 5 meters away from the suicidal prince. Awww…. It makes me happy to think all these people care more about themselves than they care about me…their future king, life really sucks when oyu are not here, Yu-chan…… someone please get Yu-chan here, even Panda is okay, this is getting scary…..

"Listen here, you piece of shit….you interrupt me once again, I will make sure you will die a painful death after I kill this ugly bitch…got it?" Lavi was currently pulled by the collar of his shirt and his face was several inches from the horror expression of the beautiful Eliade, her face looks less appealing as she was before once he takes a closer look. However, the view of breasts were first-class… her body was his type after all… he wonder where the hell she come from.

" My…my…no need to go that far, okay? So…you are Krory-san former lover, right?" his intention was to distract this crazy woman while giving eye signal to Miranda, so she could get away. Fortunately, the said woman was one who would not give this chance away, she would even jump the window from this 50 feet building if it was the only way to freedom. Meaning, leaving Lavi with this wonderfully deadly woman to face the consequences of helping her victim from escaped.

" It's none of your business…and I am not his former lover…I am still his only one Eliade…he would not imagine on leaving me…" Eliade shake his hold on Lavi to emphasize the mistake that Lavi had made.

" Sorry…my mistake then…" His eyeball was twirling and his head got dizzy after that violent shake. Having a bad feeling of this, Eliade turn around only to find her object of wrath was not there anymore… in the corner. The temperature dropped some more and the rest occupants of the rooms had suddenly gone missing leaving a thin trail of smoke behind them.

" You…..red-head. How dare you!!!!" Eliade screamed at the top her lung and Lavi was left with momentary deaf. Slowly, the red haired prince stepped back to give this woman some room for this woman to breath more oxygen, faintly hoping she will calm down and come to her senses after a few minutes.

" Well… I was always taught not to leave a lady in trouble when she needs help……" Lavi pathetic excuse only managed to make Eliade even more angrier than before. His single emerald eye was seeing a maddening red aura emitting from that gorgeous figure. It's like she is going on a hulk transformation or something.

"Hold on, Eliade…" Lavi screamed as the female demon was approaching him without mercy in her eyes. Her blue eyes was transforming into balls of fire.

" What is it now, you bastard?" Unfortunately for our hero, he was not fast enough to escape from the violent punch and his head had hit the marble floor hard enough to crack his skull. The woman was not satisfied with this. She held the redhead down so another blow could be delivered. The truth is even Kanda Yu never get this far in damaging him since the samurai still had the right mind not to get more damage to the crown prince's sick head with his head already more corrupted day by day.

" You know Eliade…. Krory had another woman….., even Miranda did not know about this." The next punch was put on hold…

" What?!! How did you know about this," again with the violent shaking.

"Of course…I will tell you, Eliade….everything. Actually, your Krory had kidnapped my lover and he was running away with her 3 months ago….It's not like I am not trying to blame him anyway, my lover was stunning beautiful, any man will fell on their knees to worship her. She was like a goddess or even better….a witch, Yeah, that was she is" Her blue eyes widened and Lavi secretly snickered when the woman had fall for his obvious lie, Who the hell will marry that fang useless man , anyway…right?

" Is it true?" Eliade fall with her head down and started to cry and like a gentlemen he is, Lavi patted her back to console her. With that, even louder crying was let out.

" I swear that it really had happened. I wish I knocked Krory-san some senses on that moment…. how dare he picks someone else over you, who are beautiful, sexy and always ready for him. He should be ashamed of himself." Lavi's emerald eyes shined mischievously, taking this opportunity to wrap his long arms around the sobbing woman.

" You do think so…." Eliade said while trying to control her sobs. Why do women cry over that pathetic excuse of minister. This is totally opposite. Women should fall for me…ME

" Yes….i do think you are gorgeous and all…And I do like you ..very much..." Yes…yes…make love to me, baby…ME

" Well…. I was wondering…. this person…?" Eliade muttered while giving him an adorable puppy look. Why can't she sees me… what ..this person

" You know…your lover? What she looks like anyway..?" she continued on

Lavi sighed frustratedly…why can't this woman concentrate on him instead…there is no idiot woman….wait," Well, the most beautiful thing about her is she got this beautiful waterfall-like black haired…It was soft looking and long…it goes with the gorgeous face of his….ops, her," Eliade gives him a interested look," She was tall and she walk gracefully just like a monste…I mean like a swan..haha," Lavi gave her a nervous laugh while images of Kanda Yu horrible cross dressing crosses his mind.

" How about her assets…if you know what I meant" the blonde emphasize by giving him a closer look to her wonderful pair of boobs. Lavi blushed heavily,"it's not as wonderful as yours…Yours are the most gorgeous I ever seen honestly…."

His slender fingers were aching to touch those wonderful boobs when Eliade suddenly got up on her feet leaving Lavi drooling by the floor," Well..it's fine then…it means I still have a chance…with Arystar-sama….no way, he will stay with that no good woman for long if she didn't have this…" her eyes showed determination and the good thing is she totally forgot about Miranda…..that had end well, rite?

" If you say so…" disappointed with his failure to seduce Eliade. He had a feeling that this woman would never see any man besides the bastard Krory…

" What's her name, by the way.." that wonderful question brings Lavi back to the reality where he just got rejected by this crazy blonde.

" EEEhh…??"

" Tell me!!" that woman narrowed her eyes and her fist was kept clutching, itching to hit a handsome face of someone if she did not get any answer soon .

"….It's Yu…Kanda.." Lavi was so dead after this, he had just signed a death contract by this seductive blonde demon, Eliade and not forgetting the icy demon lord, Kanda Yu if he got the hold of his mischief.

" Well…well..Yu Kanda, it is….hahahaha" an evil laugh was heard through the whole castle before the woman just vanished not giving Lavi a chance to correct himself over the sad mistake he just made.

I am so going to be killed…….

Just before he was thinking of passing out from mentally images of him being tortured and murdered with cruelest ways possible, his head had collided with a very hard surface coming from nowhere…

" Idiot prince…what are you doing here!! Are you going to be in daze …like forever…I am tired of waiting for you to change…idiot!!" Another familiar hit.

Maybe he just could try being amnesia so that he could totally forget this day..forever….

" Ooh..hit me again, Panda….pretty please.." Lavi lunged himself to the short old man and begged him to hit him again in his head, offering the flaming red head in a silver platter.

" What I am going to do with you…" Bookman was speechless and suddenly he was in no mood to torture Lavi even though the prince was clearly asking for it. " Better get started or I will nag you for the rest of the day, Lavi.."

" This sucks..could'nt you just hit me in the head like always, Panda" Booman glared at the pouting prince." YOU ARE SO TERRIBLE…AND MEAN PANDA"

" Just shut up an get to work."

Yeah…I am so terrible at this but I still trying….