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First Wax

Chapter One

"Aah..." Kagome sighed to herself as she finally managed to struggle out of the well. But as soon as she thought she could relax she sensed something amiss, as soon as she found the source of her worries she couldn't relax she had to help the young girl known as Rin for she was covered in scratches and many bruises what had she been doing out here and where was that imp and Sesshomaru shouldn't they be looking after her? Sighing to herself she led herself with Rin in her arms to a nearby hotspring so she could asses Rin's wounds. Just as she thought she would have to get in the hot spring with her school uniform on Rin started to wake up.

"Where am I?" Rin asked sort of in a daze.

"I found unconscious in the woods were is that imp that always hangs around with you surely he would notice your absence? And how did you end up unconscious in the woods?"

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Rin blushed as she started talking " Rin was admiring the pretty flowers in a field near by were we set up camp so Rin went to go pick the pretty flowers because Lord Sesshomaru says Rin can play with his hair only once a month but Rin was so happy because Lord Sesshomaru allowed Rin , but I was attacked by some demons lurking near by but lord Jaken came along and saved me but he must of thought Rin was playing a game because Master Jaken left Rin where she was because this how Rin ended up with the pretty lady …. May Rin ask what is the pretty lady's name?

"My name is Kagome very nice to meet you Rin" Smiling as she was talking "Rin how would you like me to wash your hair I think there's a some dirt in it?"

Rin was blushing so much she looked like a tomato "Rin would like that very much" giving kagome the biggest smile kagome had ever seen.

Kagome changed into her bathing suit while Rin sat there waiting so patiently that she thought Rin was a statue when she stepped out behind the woods for she didn't move a bit " ah Rin you gave me a fright …. Now lets get in the hot springs before they get cold"

The girls entered the hot spring while some were not very far from the hot spring a certain Taiyoukai was stepping on one stupid imp for losing his ward

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While in the midst of Kagome washing Rins tangled hair Kagome realized a very dangerous aura coming straight for them. Somewhere in between bandaging up Rins bruises and scrapes Sesshomaru made his presence known. As soon as Kagome blinked Sesshomaru was holding Kagome up by her arm and his claws starting pinching her skin.

"Ses…Sess…Sesshomaru? Wha … what are you doing here?" Kagome stuttered out.

"Ignorant Women This Sesshomaru has come for his ward … why did you take her?" Sesshomaru said in his 'I'm so much better than you voice'.

"um Lord Sesshomaru its not Miss Kagome's fault Rin is hurt , Rin was looking at some pretty flowers and well .." Blushing as deeply as a cherry red tomato "well Rin disobeyed Master Jaken's orders and went to play in the flower patch but then as soon as Rin got there some demons jumped up and scared Rin and Rin doesn't remember anything after that except lord Jaken thought Rin was playing a game with him and left Rin but then Miss Kagome found Rin and helped her .. Please Lord Sesshomaru can Miss Kagome stay with us one night?" Rin said using her sweetest voice and her eyes getting moist.

Sesshomaru new if he didn't abide to his wards wishes and he really didn't want to see her cry "Very Well Rin but you must take care of the Miko" said Sesshomaru in a matter-of-fact voice.

But completely forgetting the agreement he had made with his ward a few weeks ago , that Rin may play with his hair since she cant play with Jaken's since he has no hair however it would be very amusing if he did. But since he forgot this little detail what harm could the miko do to see him down graded for his ward?

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While walking back to Sesshomaru's camp Rin was wondering if Sesshomaru would still let her play with his hair , she looked a bit sad while thinking of this and kagome noticed this and stopped Rin.

"Rin what's up?" Kagome said in a worried tone, even though she hadn't known Rin for long she was still worried about the girl.

Rin realized Kagome stopped and walked right into her and fell down "oh I'm sorry Miss Kagome Rin was just wondering if Lord Sesshomaru remembered the promise he made to Rin a while ago?"

"And what promise would that be Rin?" Kagome said in a soothing tone.

"Lord Sesshomaru promised Rin that he would allow Rin to play with Lord Sesshomaru's hair since Jaken doesn't have any" Rin said worrying Lord Sesshomaru forgot about his promise to her.

Even though with Sesshomaru's acute hearing he wasn't listening really to there conversation until this little fact came up … angrily admitting to himself he had been admiring Kagome for a while and when he heard what they were talking about the stripes on his cheeks went a very dark crimson goodness it was dark because what if that miko knew the great and powerful Sesshomaru could blush?

They didn't notice Sesshomaru had stopped and was now listening to Rin and Kagome.

"Rin when we get back to camp would you like me to brush your hair? I have some stuff in my bag that would make your hair very pretty and I also have some stuff we can use if that stupid little imp bothers us okay?" by this time Kagome figured Rin would most likely want to use this stuff on Sesshomaru so she was smiling so wide if she kept smiling like this she would burst out into laughter on the images going through her head of Sesshomaru with a Mohawk or something notorious like that.

"Oh Miss Kagome Rin would like that very much and if its not to much trouble will Rin be able to use some stuff on lord Sesshomaru's hair when Rin plays with it tonight?" Rin was hoping so much that Miss Kagome would allow Rin to play with her pretty hair stuff she almost had tears in her eyes cause it looks like she would say no but as soon as she thought Miss Kagome would say no Kagome leaned down and whispered in her ear "of course you can but let this be our little secret" and winked at her and grabbed hold of her hand and walked along merrily to Sesshomaru's camp.

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As soon as they arrived at there camp Jaken had just woken up a few seconds ago after Sesshomaru had thrown to many rocks at him and knocked him out. He saw his beloved lord coming and started to grovel at his feet as he did almost every time his beloved lord came back to camp.

"Oh Lord Sesshomaru you have graced us with your presence once again how may this humble servant be of service to you my Lord?

"Jaken Be Silent" said Sesshomaru in an Icy tone.

"Yes of course my lord" while Jaken was groveling at his lords feet he failed to realize Rin had returned along with that wench that accompanied Lord Sesshomaru's Brother until now.

"Rin get away from that vile wench!" Jaken said while running over and pushing Rin over and getting his staff ready to scorch Kagome.

"vile wench how dare you think you can steal away Lord Sesshomaru's ward, now feel the heat of the staff of the two heads" Jaken said while releasing a flame from the staff.

Kagome quickly dodged the flames. That ignorant imp how dare he but as soon as she was about to say this another wave of fire was released so she dodged it once again but all the contents of her bag spilled open and that when she saw the wax and the strip using it to take it off so she picked it up along with a pen and put the wax on the strip and tried to write as neatly as she can while dodging flames. While looking at Kagome new it wasn't the best she could of down but it will still hurt the stupid little toad.

As soon as Kagome saw her opening to place the wax on the imps mouth to stop his annoying little voice she missed and got his eyebrows instead and was grinning widely as she realized this could not of gone any better.

"Oh my Master Jaken you have sutra on your forehead please stop and let me get it off" Rin said while rushing over to rip the sutra off of master Jaken's head.

"you stupid Human I don't need your help I'll just peel this sutra of buy my self!" getting very annoyed as the miko tricked him as to getting what seemed like a sutra but wasn't stuck on his head and as soon as he ripped it off he was screaming so loud Sesshomaru got a rock conveniently next to him while watching this little show against his miko and his servant and shut the toad up at once.

"Well Miko it seems that sutra of yours seemed to make Jaken realizing that messing you with will have serious consequences" Said Sesshomaru going to pick up the sutra Kagome threw onto that imp but as soon as he picked it up he realized that this was no sutra and started growling softly "Miko what is this? if it is not a sutra ?" seeing the hair on the other side and almost went to touch his eyebrows as if to think they were his on this odd bit of paper but the great Sesshomaru wouldn't even let the miko close enough near him for this to happen.

"Um yes its true that what your holding is not a sutra even know that I wrote on it a sutra spell it um well wax" Kagome said not knowing a better way to explain it.

Growling once again a bit louder then before "Women you shall follow this Sesshomaru at once, Rin you must stay here and let Ah-Un protect you." Sesshomaru said while growing angrier all the more since the miko wasn't giving him any answers.

Sesshomaru started walking towards the woods away from his ward and heard the Miko running to catch up to him and puffing while trying to catch up to him "Sesshomaru why don't we just talk at .." taking a big breath "camp".

Kagome almost fell backwards when Sesshomaru spun around and grabbed her by the shoulders so she couldn't run away. As Sesshomaru started leaning into to smell her scent which was intoxicating to his sensitive nose he called also see the blush on her cheeks going redder with every second. Sesshomaru started rubbing his cheek against hers and said "because I don't want you to give Rin anything that will make me end up like that ungrateful toad" Sesshomaru said his voice hot on her cheek he gave her a quick lick on the cheek and said "you better not give Rin anything to destroy this Sesshomaru's perfect face" he said in a normal tone.

Kagome finally coming to her sense's said the first this on her mind "did you just lick me? And did you just make a joke?" but before she could demand an answer from him he disappeared. When kagome finally returned to the new camp she was staying with she realize Rin was going to fall asleep and said "hey Rin what about that surprise you were talking about earlier? Aren't you going to show me?" as soon as Rin heard this she jumped and whispered in Kagome's ear "its time for me to play with lord Sesshomaru's hair." She said while giggling "oh and can you please brush Rin's hair before we start and put some stuff in Rins hair to make it pretty?" giving Kagome a toothy smile she could refuse

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After Brushing Rins hair that imp woke up again and was about to shout at Kagome until he got a very cold look from his lord which shut him and made him grumble under his breath something about stupid human's and went and sat down as far away from the females which have seemed to take over his camp.

Rin rushed over to Sesshomaru and told him that she was ready to do his hair and then kagome came up and put her huge yellow bag next to Rin "Is there anything else you would like me to do for you Rin?" smiling down at the girl who was holding Sesshomaru's lovely silver locks in her hands and she had a thinking face for you could see it she was in deep concentration then she finally said "would Miss Kagome mind if she could get Rin some flowers please?".

"Of course Rin while you work on Sesshomaru's hair I'll go find you some nice flowers okay" smiling down at the girl and walked off to look for some flowers.

"Thank you so much Lord Sesshomaru for letting Rin play with my lords hair" Rin said all the time with a smile on her face.

"Think nothing of it Rin" Sesshomaru said while facing away from the girl.

Rin started going through Kagome's bag and picked up some stuff it looked like the same stuff Kagome used in Rin's hair to make her hair stay in one place so she could play with it or make it something even prettier so lord Sesshomaru would wear it around. So Rin tried to make his hair stay in one place and it worked now all she needed after trying to plat his hair well half of it and the other half well it was just a mess covered in stuff holding it in one place.

"Lord Sesshomaru..." Rin asked but was cut of cause he knew what his ward was going to ask him.

"Kagome is coming back now …" Sesshomaru said.

Rin shot up immediately and saw Kagome and screamed out "KAGOME!" and ran off leaving Sesshomaru sitting there like a lost puppy that had just been giving a really bad makeover and what's worse is that the one person he didn't want to see it was coming this way with the girl who did this monstrosity to him and he could feel something even worse. As the girls were walking this way he pulled his mokomoko-sama around and there was some green stuff on his precious mokomoko-sama!

When Rin came around to putting the flowers in his hair. Kagome picked up the bottle of supposed 'Hair Gel' but she covered her mouth and almost laughed if Sesshomaru hadn't turned around and started growling at her.

"Women what is this stuff that's on my person?" Sesshomaru asked in a voice mixed between angry and feral.

Kagome gulped so loud Rin turned around and asked if everything was alright but she just told Rin to go near Ah-Un because she had to tell him something personal how she wished she was here when Rin went through her bag and got out the supposed 'Hair Gel' oh god how was her going to react to the only way she could think of to get it off because all this time talking it hardened. Oh My its on Sesshomaru's eyebrows how the hell is he going to react when he has no EYEBROWS and how mad will he be when he figures out that I soon will be one very in trouble miko if when he finds out the only way to get the wax of. But accidently Kagome let out a little giggle when she thought of Sesshomaru trying to lift an eyebrow but having none there she would have burst out in laughter if it wasn't for Sesshomaru's loud growl which made Kagome's blood run cold. Oh gosh what had she got herself into?

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Authors Note

Well I came up with this idea at my party lol wow funny things you come up with when your one a sugar high oh by the way we were watching happy feet and we saw all these sexual jokes and it's a kids movie we came up with alot of bad jokes Iv started to write the 2nd chapter of this soon I cant believe this went on for 6 pages gosh well does anyone want to know what happens when Kagome tells Sesshomaru she's going to have to wax his mokomoko-sama and his eyebrows !!!