Heya! This is an exclusive interview with some special guests: Sora, Kairi, Riku, Namine, Squall (Leon), and Cloud Strife.
Me: Hey Everyone! I'm just about to interview some very special guests! Say hello!
Sora: Hey!
Riku: *nods*
Kairi: Hi!
Namine: *waves politely*
Leon: ……
Cloud: Uh…
Me: Um, o-kay…so I have some questions to ask! What's with your clothes?
Sora: They are so awesome, aren't they!
Riku: *sweatdrops*
Me: *facepalms* that's…not what I meant
Kairi: Well I decided that my favourite colour would be pink instead of purple. You like?
Me: Uh…its an improvement…I guess
Riku: Is it just me, or did your dress get shorter, Kairi?
Leon: ……
Cloud: No offence, but…you look like a slut
Sora: I am NOT a slut!
Cloud: *facepalms* I was…talking to Kairi
Sora: Oh…
Kairi: I am NOT a slut!
Namine: Don't say that, Cloud!
Riku: Yep, it's definitely shorter
Me: Umm…Can we continue?
Riku: Right. Sorry. They're just being asses
Cloud: Yep
Sora & Kairi: *glares*
Namine: *smiles*
Leon: *blank look*
Riku: My clothes? Well, not much to say, really
Me: WHAT!? NOT MUCH TO SAY!? YOU LOOK FUCKING HOT!!!! *fangirl scream*
Sora: OMG Run Riku! She's gone into fangirl mode! Quick! Hide in here!
Riku: Uh, that's a broom cupboard *sweatdrops*
Sora: I knew that
Me: *tackles Riku to ground* No! Don't go! I'm fine now!
Riku: Fine.
Sora: Yay Riku!
Kairi: Uh, helloooo? This is us, still waiting to be interviewed!
Me: Oh, right. Hehe sorry.
Namine: It's fine
Cloud: Hmph.
Leon: *raises eyebrow*
Me: OK! Your hair. Is it natural?
Sora: Hell yeh! Did you see that time when me an' Riku fell in the ocean?
Riku: 3 seconds in the air and it was suddenly perfect and dry.
Kairi: That's so unfair.
Me: Oh, so I take it yours isn't like that, Kairi?
Kairi: Oh no, it is. It's just unfair that most guy's hair is like that.
Namine: Quite true. Mine is natural.
Me: Well? Cloud? Leon?
Cloud: *runs hand through hair* Yeh, natural.
Leon: *shrugs* natural.
Me: OMFG Leon said something!
Kairi: *gasp*
Namine: Wow.
Cloud: You think Leon is quiet?! HAH! You should hear him in bed!
Leon: *glares* Speak for yourself, Cloud.
Sora: *stifles a laugh* Cloud?! Hahahha
Cloud: *death glare*
Riku: Hahhah
Namine: *smiles*
Kairi: *falls off chair laughing*
Me: Teehee. So, you're both screamers?
Leon: ……
Cloud: ……
Me: I thought so. Anyway, next question! Would you take your pants off right now if I gave you lots of munny?
Kairi: Uh, wearing a dress here…
Namine: Same here.
Cloud: Are you serious?
Riku: Are you kidding?
Leon: …
Sora: Hell Yeah! *rips off pants*
Riku: *resists urge to jump Sora*
Me: *sweatdrop* Um…I was just kidding
Sora: *looks down in embarrassment* Oh…
Riku: *Rolls eyes and pulls Sora closer to him*
Namine & Me: Naww, how cute!
Riku: *blank stare*
Sora: *blushes and tries to hide Disney boxers*
Cloud: You wear Disney boxers? Hahhah that's funny.
Leon: Almost as funny as your Disney boxers, Cloud.
Everyone (except Cloud): AHAHAHAHAHHAH
Cloud: *glares* Damn it, Squall! You promised!
Leon: Don't. Call. Me. That.
Sora: Don't call you what, Squall?
Leon: *pinches bridge of nose* Shut up, Sora.
Sora: What did I say?!
Kairi: *sweatdrops*
Riku: You want me to shut him up?
Leon: Please.
Riku: Gladly *drags Sora into nearby room*
Me: Um, well, now that that is sorted, onto the next question!
Cloud: Theres more?
Namine: *nods and smiles*
Kairi: Yay!
Leon: *facepalms*
Me: Yes, so I have some pixie sticks here! Who wants some?
Cloud: Pixie sticks!
Leon: NO! DON'T GIVE HIM ANY!
Cloud: Aw, Le-on. That is so unfair.
Me: Uh, I think I'll listen to Leon *regretfully puts away pixie sticks*
Kairi & Namine: …
Cloud: *pouts*
Me, Kairi & Namine: DAMN IT CLOUD DON'T POUT IT LOOKS TOO SEXY!!!
Leon: *jumps Cloud*
Me: Quick! Someone film this!
Namine: *whips out video camera*
Kairi: *starts filming Cloud and Leon* This is so going on youtube.
Me: Hehe. I think this is the end of the interview. Whelp, another one will come very soon!
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