Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any of the characters…
*sniffles*
Summary: Naruto applies for a job at Uchiha Inc. and earns an interview with a certain raven. The moment they meet, all hell breaks loose. Warning: Sasunaru narusasu yaoi
a little tiny Sakura bashing?? hehehehe
This is my first story, be nice….or I'll cry. =(
Chapter 1: The Pink Monster
It was a hot steamy summer afternoon in late June. Unfortunately for Naruto, the air conditioner decided to brake down on one of the hottest days to record. His Uncle Jiraiya, promised to purchase a new one after he got off from work. However knowing his Uncle, that meant the next day. For some reason, Jiraiya has a bad habit of getting sidetracked. Well, In all honestly, that reason is…….."women".
Naruto chuckled at the thought of his perverted Uncle, as he wiped the sweat off of his forehead. Plopping down in his computer chair, he turned on the small fan that was sitting on his desk, grimacing as it blew out hot air. Switching it back off in frustration, he quickly checked his emails.
" What the hell am I going to do today?" he sighed.
It's been a little over a month since he's moved back in with his uncle after graduating from college with a degree in architecture and design. He was happy to get out the dorm and away from his crazy roommates. He's been searching and filling out applications for jobs ever since he graduated. As his good friend shikamaru would say......the whole process was "troublesome'.
But today… he just wasn't in the mood to go job hunting.
Swirling around in his chair, his mind began to wonder……
" I wonder what Sakura is doing today? I haven't seen her in about two months." and before he could fully think the matter through, his fingers were already dialing her number. *ringing*
"crap!!!!, I didn't even think of a excuse for calling…..'
"Hello"
"oh…umm…hey SAKURA!" Naruto yelled into the phone.
"Naruto… why??….why are you so…..loud?
"ohh umm I…."
Sighing heavily " Oh never mind…what do you want?"
"Ummmm".. Naruto began to scan his room for any ideas that would help give him an excuse to go over to her house, when his eyes suddenly landed on his rack of Movies. "Ummm Sakura….do you still have all those DVD's I lent you a while ago?"
"Oh yeahhh!!, Why?? Do you need them back now?"
"Yeah I do. Jiraiya's been complaining about missing movies….eh you know how he is"
"Sure, so when do you want…."
Before she could finish her sentence, Naruto practically screamed into the phone.
"NOW!!!"
Sending Sakura flying off her chair.
"Sakura?….ummm??….Sakura, you still there?"
"YES!!!!! Damnit!!!! Hurry up and get here!!! I have some where to go!!!"
" OK I'll be…."
CLICK
Laughing " I love her when she's so moody"
Naruto quickly threw on a white tank top that clung to his muscular chest and some orange basketball shorts. Stepping outside in the sweltering heat, he wondered to himself…. " why do I bother trying to see her?, am I really that obsessed?" Naruto has always been in love with Sakura. Two years ago, she gave him a chance…..never in his life had he been so happy. After about 4 months, she broke off the relationship and said that they were better off friends. Naruto never gave up hope that maybe she might change her mind., even when she had a new boyfriend a few weeks after they broke up. Sigh….." I am such a loser" he laughed as he hopped on his orange (of course) bike.
Tripping up Sakura's stairs, he ringed the door bell longer then he should have. The door violently swung open, revealing a pissed off Sakura. She was about to punch the living day lights out of him when she noticed his appearance. He was sweating a lot which caused his white tank to become almost transparent. His hair was much longer from the last time she saw him and eyes sparkling blue as always.
' Holy hell!!!, he looks hottttt"
Shaking her head from the weird thoughts. Naruto was always handsome but today he was just......Mmmm……
"Sakura!"
Noticing Naruto looking her up and down. She began to blush madly.
"Naruto!! Stop staring at me like that!!"
"Sakura… where are you going?"
" Oh, I'm just going out with Ino, and some friends. So umm Naruto….do you like my dress?"
She was wearing a short white sun dress that hugged her every curve.
"Yeah I do!"
His response caused her to burst out in a fit of giggles, spinning around so he could see every angle.
" Like Sakura!! It that dress…..like….. magical???""
Turning a deeper shade of red. "Oh stop Naruto…."
"So …ummm how does it work" he questioned moving closer to her.
"wha… what are you talking about? How does what work?" laughing, a bit unsure of what Naruto was getting at."
"I mean, Sakura, the last time I saw you……two months ago.... You were flat chested, and now…now your boobs are HUGE!!!!!!!!!! It's the dress right ????"
Sakura's Jaw dropped, and Naruto came even closer so that his face was inches away from her breast. "so then…how does it work?? Is it like a push up, bra thingy??"
Sakura's eyebrow begin to twitch, as a dark aura surrounded her.
A light bulb went off in his head and all of a sudden Naruto yelled.
"OMG!!!!!!!!" Slowly backing away from Sakura......YOU …YOU…YOU" He pointed his finger accusingly at her.
"NOOOO!!!! SAKURA!!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T" YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID!!!!! YOU GOT A BOOB JOB??????" YOU'RE PART PLASTIC??? YOU LOOKED FINE FLAT !!!!!"
At this point Sakura snapped. Naruto was punched, kicked, and choked repeatedly and kicked out the house. Naruto slowly tried to separate his face from the pavement, still on his knees he banged on the door again. " Give me my DVD'S!!"
The door swung open again and Sakura tossed them making sure that each one hit him in the face. Naruto laid on Sakura's steps for about 10 minutes, baking under the sun before he had the strength to get back on his bike.
Behind the closed door, Sakura was examining her reflection in the mirror. In frustration, she pulled the socks out from her bra. Growling…"stupid Naruto"
When Naruto arrived back home, he was surprised…no shocked…. to see his Uncle putting in the Air conditioner.
"Wnkle Jawihya????????!"
Not recognizing the voice, Jiraiya turned around….. "what the…..????"
Jiraiya's eye's nearly popped out his head and he fell face first on the floor.
"Wnkle???…..wou wokay?"
It was then that Jiraiya began rolling around on the floor laughing.
"Wits nawt wunny!!!!!" Naruto tired to scream. But his lips were so swollen, they were nearly the size of his hands. Both of his eyes were black and blue, and he had several lumps emerging from all sides of his head.
Jiraiya finally managed to speak. "what……what happened to you????"
"Sakuwa!"
"Sakura?"
"WES!"
Jiraiya burst out laughing again.
Naruto Slowly walked to the couch and laid down with a ice pack and mumbled to himself, ' I'm so over her ……………………………… Evil Pink Monster'
Author's note: Ok guys!!! I hope you enjoyed this chapter!!! Review Pleassssssssssssssse!!! It's my first story!!!
Next Chapter…… Naruto,+ Sasuke + Itachi = A whole lot of chaos and madness!!!
( I will update quickly!!)