Night Sun

Warning: Sasunaru

Disclaimer: Seriously now, if I owned Naruto it wouldn't be so angsty. It'd be stupid. Sasuke'd be chased by girls, Shikamaru'd be troubled, Orochimaru'd be a pedo…and, yeah, I don't own Naruto.

Ch. 6-Guardian? That?.!

The boys slid to a halt in front of the Hokage's office, panting from the long sprint. Those girls were fast; it had taken forever to lose them. They had run all over the village, ran over a few chuunin, and finally escaped when some anbu intervened when they neared the Tower.

Kirau sighed and glanced at the boy next to him. Sasuke stood there, looking completely unruffled by the recent chase. He chuckled. He must be used to it, huh?

'Kiracchin~'

Sasuke blinked as his 'companion' gave a sudden growl and marched forward, slamming the door open. Only one person would have the gall to call him that.

"Kiracchin~!.!"

Sasuke's eyes widened as the boy flew past him, tackled by a sudden black blur. He slammed into the wall, landing in a heap, and the Uchiha was able to get a clear look at the person straddling him.

It was a girl who looked to be a bit shorter than the raven and taller than the boy she was glomping. She had long black hair that was pulled back into a ponytail that reached her thighs. Somewhat shorter strands hung over her shoulders as her arms wrapped around Kirau's shoulders, cheek nuzzling against his despite the hand pushing against her head, ruffling the bangs threatening to fall into her eyes. She wore a dark blue tee and loose black pants, obviously more for comfort than fashion.

She giggled at Kirau's obvious attempts to get away from her, silver eyes glinting with glee. Her ponytail swished, and Sasuke's eyes were caught by the glittering near the end and saw that her hair was tipped with at least three inches of silver.

Wait a minute, that's…!

Yuu: Izu! What the hell!

Izu: What?

Yuu: What? I'll tell you 'what'. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY STORY?.!

Izu: Technically, that's asking, not telling.

Yuu: IZU!

Izu: Alright, alright! I was bored, ok?

Yuu: No, that's not ok! Dealing with you is like dealing with an unknown entity. You're way too unpredictable, Izu!

Izu: Hey, at least be happy that I'm not messing around in the rest of your stories.

Yuu: Well, that's…

Izu: C'mon, Yuu, it'll be interesting!

Yuu: And just how am I supposed to explain your…assets?

Izu: Pfft, 'assets'? Seriously? At least call them abilities or anomalies or maybe even mentalities.

Yuu: Izu!

Izu: Fine, fine, just do whatever you like. So…?

Yuu: Fine…but I'm warning you, don't go too crazy!

Izu: Ha! (military salute)

Yuu: Izu!

"Kiracchin~" the girl cooed. "It's been so long~!"

"Whattaya talkin' 'bout!" Kirau gasped, still trying futilely to escape her grasp. "We just saw each other this morning!"

"Yeah, but~"

"And what was the big idea, bursting in on me while I was in the shower? Next time, just knock and tell me your business! You didn't hafta bust in like that when it was just Sake!" He growled lowly as she clung on. "And ya gotta stop singin', too! You know how annoying it is when those songs get stuck in our head when you sing it!"

"But it's so amusing~"

"No, it's not!"

Sasuke stared on in bemusement. It was kind of funny watching these two interact. At least he got a few of his questions answered. Like why Naruto's guardian sings and what the shouting from his apartment was. But of all the people in the world, he never expected that.

He looked away from the show and peered into the room. Tsunade was in her seat, Jiraiya standing behind her. Iruka and Sakura were on the couch, and Kakashi was leaning against the wall next to them. They were all frozen solid, gaping at the spectacle in the hall that had still yet to end.

Sasuke smirked.

Yup, this was definitely amusing.

TBC

Izu: That's mean, Yuu. You even called me a that in the title!

Yuu: Shut up! I had to modify the title because of you!

Izu: Aww, you know you love me.

Yuu: Shut up! (glares at the readers) Review, people, before I have a murder on my hands!

Izu: Yuu~

Yuu: ARGH!