Chapter 2

"Jack Sparrow." Sweeney said flatly.

"Ahem, Captain Jack Sparrow!" Jack corrected sharply.

"Does it really make a difference?" The barber snapped, irritated.

There was disturbance at the door. Randomly, a woman with long, curly brown hair ran into the room. It was tinted with white and she looked a slightly rabid.

"Hide me!" The woman shouted and bit her bottom lip fiercely.

"Whom are you hiding from?" Asked Mr. Todd, completely confused.

"Peter Pettigrew and Severus Snape!" The lady answered, in almost a whisper.

"Who?" Jack asked and scratched his head.

She pointed her shaky finger at the window, both men rushed to it, but instead they saw they the Beetle Bamford and Judge Turpin walking towards Fleet Street.

"Don't you mean the Beetle and Judge Turpin?" Sweeney asked matter-of-factly and leaned against the window.

"NO!" The lady snarled. "Peter and Snape!"

"It's Alexander Turpin and Beetle Bamford." He corrected.

"Shut up you little Muggles!"

Jack turned around, "Hey what did I do?"

Mrs. Lovett came inside with a tray of hot pies "I brought you some meat pies if you get…" She turned around, "Bella?! What are you doing here?"

"Nellie?" Bellatrix wildered, confused.

The two women stared at each other blankly. Everything was pretty much silent, and awkward…