Title: How to Cure the Hiccups
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: T for language, and some themes
Pairings: JohanXJudai, HaouXJehu
Summary: Johan has the hiccups one day, and they just won't seem to go away no matter what the gang tries on him! But when Haou convinces Judai to tell Johan a secret that he's been keeping for a little while, that might be just the thing to scare away Johan's hiccups! But how will Johan react to the news?
Me: A funny new story by me!!
Lucy: Please read and review! It'll get better, we promise!!
Me: Enjoy this!
Chapter One: Cure for the Hiccups
All was quiet in the Obelisk dorms late at night, near 5:00 in the morning. Ryou lay in his bed that was near the door, while Johan was asleep in the bed near the back of the room. Fubuki was laying sprawled on his bed near the wall, snoring lightly.
Other than that, all was silent and peaceful.
".......Hic.... Hic..... Hic..."
"Gah!! For the love of God!! Johan, shut up, will you!? I'm trying to sleep over here!!" Ryou hollered as he jerked up and threw a shoe in the direction of the bluenette's bed. Johan sat up and hiccuped once before he glared at the navyette.
"I can't-hic- help it! I got the Ra-damned hic hiccups and now you're gon-hic-na have to deal with it! It's not hic my fault I got the hic-hiccups!!" Johan hollered to his roommate with his green eyes narrowed in .
"I don't care! Just get rid of them!" Ryou hollered back. Johan glared at him, and the two got into a glaring contest. Fubuki sat up and glanced over at the two with a smile on his face, raising his hand into the air to gain their attention.
"I know how we can cure these hiccups of his!" Fubuki said before he leaped off his bed and raced over to Johan's with a wide smile on his face. Ryou swing his legs over the edge of his bed to assist Fubuki. Johan gulped and hiccuped again.
He had a bad feeling about this...
SPIRITSHIPPING 4 EVER
Meanwhile in the Slifer Dorms....
Judai laid on his bed with a slightly worry-filled look on his face. He stared at the top of the bunk-bed that was above him, feeling the prescence of another person in the room. He glaned over at the desk and saw a clear image of Haou sitting in the chair.
"Haou, I don't know what to do! I don't know if I can tell Johan about it!"the brunette said with sorrow in his voice. Haou cast his golden gaze over at the brunette and smiled with him, which was strange for Haou, who was a total ice king most of the time.
"It'll be all right. Just go ahead and tell him about it. I'm certain that he won't hate you for it," the brunette king stated. Judai nodded before smiling and standing up. He put on some clothing and then went outside, followed by Haou, who went back to his home inside Judai's soul.
And off Judai went in search of Johan...
SPIRITSHIPPING 4 EVER
"Gu-hic-ys! All the blood is hic rushing to my he-hic-ad!!" Johan cried out to the two people who were trying to assist him. Fubuki was holding Johan's legs up as the boy held a handstand, trying to get rid of the hiccups. Ryou growled.
"This isn't working! We've tried everything, and he's still hiccuping! Dammit, what now?!" he hollered to the brunette in the room. Fubuki thought before he raised his finger in the air with a smile on his face.
"I have another idea!" the brunette smiled before he went to go get something, dropping Johan's legs so that he fell over onto the ground. Johan sat up and started walking towards the door, shaking his head slightly to rid himself of the blood-rushing feeling.
"I'm gonna hic go for a wa-hic-lk," the bluenette said before he opened the door and raced out, desperate to get away from Fubuki before they tried something that was going to scar Johan mentally for life, if it hadn't already.
SPIRITSHIPPING 4 EVER
Judai stopped walking and stared at the ground with worry in his eyes. Haou appeared next to him and then placed a see-through hand on Judai's shoulder, to show the brunette that he was still there for him. Judai glanced at Haou.
"I don't think I can do this, Haou... I'm afraid..." Judai whispered. Haou smiled and gently held his other self close, a smile on his face. Judai hugged Haou back, feeling the strength to be able to tell Johan the truth about what was going on.
As Haou vanished, Judai spotted Johan sitting on the ground near the edge of the pathway to the school, still having issue with his hiccups.
SPIRITSHIPPING 4 EVER
"Hey, Johan!" Judai called to the bluenette. Johan hiccuped and then glanced over his shoulder at the brunette, smiling and hiccuping once again. The bluenette then slowly made his way to Judai, a smile spread on his face.
"Hey, Jud-hic-ai...." Johan said, growling at himself as he hiccuped again. Judai smiled warmly and then stared mischiefly into Johan's emerald eyes.
"Say, Johan. I know how to cure the hiccups... With some news," Judai stated in a slightly nervous voice. Johan raised an eyebrow as he hiccuped again, and Judai spun the bluenette around so that Johan had his back to the brunette. Judai then wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's waist and rested his head on Johan's shoulder so that his body was pressed against the bluenette's back.
"Johan...." Judai breathed in a lusty voice. Johan felt his breath hitch as he hiccuped once again. Judai then gently placed a kiss on his boyfriend's neck before he went next to Johan's ear and laughed lightly before he whispered his news into Johan's ear.
"I'm pregnant..."
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Me: OH MY GOD! HOW WILL JOHAN REACT TO THIS!?
Lucy: Doesn't that also mean that Haou is pregnant too?
Me: ....yeah... Oh, Jehu's in for it!! Lol!!
Lucy: Please continue reading this when we continue with it! Please review!