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Chapter 1 - Emmett & The Mouse

Emmett smelled the air, he could smell a distinct smell; not one that he personally fond of course being a vampire but one that was familiar. He thought deeply about what this scent could be when he realised that he had once smelt when Bella was eating over at the Cullen's house. It was the distinct scent of Cheese.

I wonder what cheese tastes like. Emmett thought to himself. Hmm, Maybe I should try it.

Emmett let the scent of the cheddar cheese overwhelm him and began hunting it. He followed the scent throughout the house until he reached the door to Carlisle's study.

Without pausing, Emmett burst into Carlisle's study and instead of finding Carlisle he found a huge chunk of cheddar cheese sitting beside a little white mouse with red eyes. An albino.

"Pfft! Stupid mouse this is mine now, like to see you get this off of me!" Emmett said in a superior voice while lifting the huge chunk of cheese up to his lips.

Suddenly the tiny little white mouse let out a loud guttural growl and launched itself at a stunned Emmett. Emmett yelled out in surprise as the mouse tackled him to the ground causing a loud smack.

"HELP! VAMPIRE MOUSE! HELP!" Emmett screamed as the mouse bit him on the hand that held the cheese.

"Ouchy! Ouchy! Ouch! Ouch!" Emmett whimpered as he dropped the cheese.

Effortlessly the tiny vampire mouse picked up the chunk of cheese, which was easily three times as big as it, and made its way up to the top of Carlisle's desk.

Emmett scrambled back and watched the little vermin chew up the chunk of cheese in a matter of seconds. Emmett gulped as the mouse got a strange, homicidal look in its eyes. He backed towards the study door quickly as the vampire mouse eyed him hungrily.

The mouse pounced once more and Emmett screamed a high pitch girly scream as the mouse landed a mere foot away from him. He ran out the study door straight into the room where Rosalie and Alice were sitting peacefully on a bed.