"Boy, this place is A LOT better than the old Weenie Hut wouldn't' you say?" Goku said, between mouthfuls. "And it was real nice of Harvey to invite us to the Grand Opening!"
"Just shut-up and eat!!!" Vegeta snapped, although he had to agree.
Indeed Awesome Weenie was well…awesome! Of course the only thing they did was combine Awesome Burger's décor and Weenie Hut's signature red and yellow colors but, it all worked out. All Vegeta and Goku cared about was getting more free food from their former co-workers.
"Randall was telling me how he got an internship at the Martial Arts Stadium!" Goku continued to say, stuffing more food in his mouth. "Apparently he liked setting up our fight at the old Weenie Hut!"
"Joy…rapture…" Vegeta ignored him as he delved into his cheese fries.
"Raven's now head cashier, Merri of course is still in drive through, Brute's got a new kitchen and Steve is still Steve! They've all got their Weenies…" he turned to look at their portraits that hung on the wall.
"When are you going to realize that I don't care!?!?!"
"Sheesh, be rude why don't you?" Goku reached for a handful of fries only to have his hand smacked away by Vegeta. "HEY!!!"
"Those are mine you worthless clown!!!"
"Geez…."
"Just eat and watch the fight!"
Yes, they had kept the cage fights between Willy and Peter, and the executives decided to bring in Awesome Burger's mascot Poontang, each being portrayed by masters of martial arts: Hercule, Yajirobe and Piccolo. (Sorry, I'm not touching that)
Goku merely sulked, and kept glancing at the backed up register. Vegeta raised an eyebrow, and narrowed his gaze.
"Just what are you planning?"
"Me!?"
"Yes you!"
"Nothing…" Goku stood. "I'm just going to get more ketchup."
Vegeta watched him walk away through the packed restaurant, only to glance at where Goku had piled his food and noticed, there was nothing there that required ketchup.
"KAKAROT!!!!" Jumping from his seat and onto the table, the Saiyan Prince saw Goku standing at the front counter.
"Hey Vegeta! Don't worry! I'm going to get all of it!" he waved.
"LIAR!!! YOU SWIPED CHI-CHI'S CREDIT CARD AGAIN DIDN'T YOU!?!?!"
"Maybe…"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!! YOU'RE PLANNING TO GET IT ALL AREN'T YOU!?!?!"
"No I'm not!"
"DON'T TRY IT!!! I KNOW YOU BETTER!!! IT'S ALL GOING TO END UP IN THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT YOU CALL A STOMACH!!! Wait…I'm getting a strange feeling to déjà vu…."
"Relax Vegeta, all I'm getting is a few more fries!"
"We only have a single pack left." Raven said.
"THAT DOES IT!!! FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!"
"KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
And so, Awesome Weenie's grand opening became its one and only day of business. The total time ended up being less than an hour….
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