A/N: Thanks so much for the reviews! And I'm so sorry! I know I said that I would have this story updated in a few days, and then I didn't. Haha I'm sorry but I had stuff going on, and then I lost inspiration and got bored with it. But I did get it finished. This will be the last chapter, though. Sorry if you're disappointed. Please review!

Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto.

"Shizune. Shizune! SHIZUNE!"

"Huh?" Shizune's eyes widened. She turned to see Tsunade staring at her from her desk.

"You've been staring at that wall for three hours."

"Oh. Really?"

"Yes."

"I'm sorry. Would you like me to leave, Tsunade-sama?" Shizune looked at the Hokage.

"No, no. It's fine. Do whatever you like. I just wanted to make sure that you were still alive."

"Oh."

There was silence between the two. Shizune turned to stare at the wall again, and listened to the sound of Tsunade shuffling papers.

"Shizune?"

"Yes, Tsunade-sama?"

"It's 6:30."

"Oh…that's nice." Shizune didn't see where Tsunade was going with this.

Tsunade sighed. "Don't you have a date to get ready for?"

"I…what?" Shizune's eyes started widening slowly. Her date. With Genma. At seven. "Oh. OH!"

How could she have forgotten!?

Tsunade smiled. "You're not going to stand him up, are you?"

"I…no…but…and…I…" Shizune mumbled. She stood up and looked at Tsunade with huge eyes. "I have to go!" Then she turned and ran out of the office.

Shizune was a frantic mess by the time she got to her apartment, got ready, and then appeared in front of the Hokage Tower a couple minutes until seven. Her hands were shaking. What was she going to tell him about that website she was on? About what she was reading?

"Hey, Shizune." The voice made her jump. She turned around to see Genma smiling at her, his senbon no where to be seen.

"H-hi." It took Shizune awhile to find her voice.

"Follow me." Genma told her, taking her hand. Shizune felt like her heart was going to jump out of her chest.

Genma took her to a small restaurant that she had never seen before. He then led her to a table in the back and they each ordered.

And now came the part that Shizune was afraid of. The talking.

"So," Genma started. He leaned forward to place his elbow on the table and then put his chin in his upturned palm. "Shizune."

Shizune smiled…or, attempted to. "Yes?"

"I'm sort of interested." He said. A grin began to spread across his face. "Why were you reading porn on the computer?"

Shizune's eyes widened. "I wasn't! I—,"

"I saw it, Shizune." Genma was working to hold back his laughter. "And I believe that I also saw my name?" He made the statement into a question.

"Y-You must have m-made a-a mistake—,"

"Shizune, that story was about me." He interrupted her again. "And you."

Shizune's face was redder than it ever had been before. "And fruit." She squeaked.

Genma burst out laughing. He was going into hysterics. Shizune stared at him with wide eyes. People were starting to turn and look at them.

Shizune hid her face in her hands. This was too much to bear. This was going to spread around the village like a wildfire. She could hear the rumors now. "Did you hear about Shizune? She was reading porn!" or "Shizune's a pervert!" or "Shizune wants Genma!"

This was all Kotetsu and Izumo's fault! If it wasn't for them doing whatever it was that they did, then Shizune would have never been in the library…she would have never seen that computer, and, more importantly, she would have never embarrassed herself in front of Genma.

She broke his nose, for Kami's sake!

Genma, wheezing and wiping away tears, looked up. Shizune peered through her fingers at him. After a few more deep breaths, he began to speak.

"Did you write it?"

"Did I...? NO!" Shizune exclaimed.

Now he thought she wrote that!

How could life get any worse?

Genma leaned back in his seat and scrutinized her with his eyes. He seemed to be mulling something over in his mind. "Oh."

"You don't believe me." Shizune accused. She knew that she really wasn't in any position to accuse him of anything, but she couldn't help herself.

"I do." Genma said, smiling again. "But I was really hoping that you wrote it."

Shizune's eyebrows pulled together as she looked at him in disbelief. "You…but…why?"

Genma shrugged. "It sort of turns me on."

Shizune's eyes widened. He didn't just say that. There was no way.

He snickered. "Now you're the one who doesn't believe me."

Their food came. Shizune didn't even notice. She knew that she couldn't eat anything. Not now…probably not ever again. She couldn't process coherent thoughts anymore.

Genma was staring at her. Suddenly he stood up and grabbed her hand, leaving money on the table for their untouched food. Shizune let herself be drug out of the restaurant without registering it, not even listening to whatever Genma was saying. Her brain was too focused on thinking about how she turned Genma on. She still found it impossible.

"Shizune, listen." Genma was saying. Shizune forced herself to pay attention. Only then did she notice their surroundings. They were on top of the Hokage Mountain. The moonlight made everything seem surreal. It was breathtaking. "I, well, I know you're in love with me."

Shizune flinched. Genma chuckled and wrapped his hands around her waist.

"And that's perfect." He said, his voice quieter. "Because I'm in love with you, too."

"Really?" Shizune whispered. Her eyes were as wide as saucers. This was the type of thing that she had been fantasizing about for a year! Well, excluding the parts where he catches her reading dirty stories and her breaking his nose...

But still. Could this really be happening?

Genma leaned down and pressed his lips against hers and she got her answer.

"Well?"

"It was a success! They kissed!"

Tsunade smiled. "Good. Shizune deserves it."

Jiraiya grinned. "Now aren't you glad that I showed you that website?"

"I suppose it can be used for good." Tsunade shrugged, walking around her desk to face Jiraiya. "But I do feel bad for Kotetsu and Izumo. I had to punish them to make it seem real. I don't even know what they did that they kept blaming each other for. I just needed an excuse to get Shizune into the library."

"And I just happened to run into Genma, and just happened to mention that the Hokage wanted him to go to the library." Jiraiya grinned.

Tsunade laughed. "We're diabolical."

"That we are." Jiraiya hesitated for a moment before widening his grin. "You know, Tsunade…they have some excellent JirTsu stories out there…,"

Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

"Yep." Jiraiya smiled, and then leaned down and kissed her.

When they broke away, Tsunade stared at Jiraiya.

"Well," She mumbled. Then she smiled. "That was nice, Jiraiya."

And then she pulled her fist back and punched him through the wall. "BUT DON'T YOU EVER KISS ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT AGAIN!"

Back on the Hokage Mountain, Genma pointed up at the sky.

"Look, Shizune." He said, as a figure went flying through the sky, screaming. "A flying Jiraiya. Make a wish."

Shizune giggled. "Hmm. I wish…,"

Genma waited a few moments before speaking again. "Well, what did you wish for?"

"If I tell you it won't come true."

"Oh, come on." Genma encouraged.

Shizune smiled at him. "Well…I wished that you would kiss me again."

Genma grinned. "That's one wish that I know will come true."

And he leaned down and kissed her.

THE END!

A/N: Sorry, I really don't think this chapter was very funny. Ah, well. Thanks to all who've read this and an even bigger thanks to everyone who reviewed, favorited, and alerted! I'm so glad you liked it!

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