Dear, well..whoever is reading this!

Hey it's Alphonse Elric! Brother always gets replies on his letter-writing fics, but he's usually rude and grumpy…and since everyone always wants him to say "Hi!" to me, now you can do it yourself! I made an advice column because I like helping people with their problems, and I can be nicer then brother sometimes. I'd be happy to give you advice on anything! Write you soon!

-Alphonse Elric