One V e n t i n g Latte

Disclaimer: Man I hate these like writing it on every freakin' chappie. BUT No no compadre's I don't own Naruto.

(On the phone with Itachi)

"So today was pretty suck worthy. Yes I can say suck worthy so suck on that. And do you really think I care that I'm a 25 year old? I think not. Suck worthy, suck worthy suck…okay fine, I agree that is pretty immature…something the dobe would do…speaking of the dobe

"DOBE!" God i love this intercom button...

No I am not a tyrant! Hey a man needs his coffee. Its bloody 8 am. And I've been here since about 5. A woman? I think not. No I don't have one. I have no time for those. No I'm not gay. Oh well if that's the case then your gayer then mom's spoon collection!"

I hung up. Damn Itachi, always pestering me if I have a woman. I'm going to get married eventually, but just not now. With Itachi still recovering from the accident and dad's death…I have to stay focused on work.

"DOBE! WHERE'S MY COFFEE?" Hey my patience is done and Naruto's still not here with my coffee. The clocks a tickin' boy.

(Sakura)

"DOBE! WHERE'S MY COFFEE?"

GOD! Is my boss an ass of what? I mean just because he owns this get up doesn't mean he boss everyone around ya know? We have feelings too!

Yeah this is me with my 24 year old ass planted on one of his chairs. I don't get WHY in Sam's name we have to dress all formal here. All we do is sit on our asses all day! I don't even get to meet with any of the higher ups. Ino has though, my co-worker, best friend, blondie, whadda fox she is. She's totally crazy about our boss though. I have no idea why though. He has the personality of a freshly neutered dog. I mean sure I've never seen him, but looks aren't that important if he doesn't have the personality to match ya dig? Ino doesn't really care about that though. I think she'd be waaaaay more crazy about him if she didn't have that boyfriend of hers. Shikamaru was his name I think? I met him at their house warming party a few months back….he's awfully lazy though… what ever she's into I guess.

Anyways Ino tells me all the office gossip. So I heard Naruto and Sasuke are best friends, Shizune, the secretary, and Kakashi, Uchiha-sama's (my boss) god father are going out. How she found out he was his god father I have no idea. She probably found out from going through the letters in the mailroom where she works. At least she gets to walk around and deliver the letters and faxes and stuff. Here I am just typing stuff into a computer. Isn't it weird how I've never met the boss before? At the office I used to work at in Suna, we had office parties all the time, and my boss was the shizz. No joke.

Hmm more things about the office. The baker down the street Hinata I think her name is, and Naruto, Uchiha-sama's best friend (who makes there best friend work for them?) slash assistant are secretly seeing each other and might elope. Scandalous ne? Here I am, single as ever, with nothing but a cat to go home too. Oh well. Someone's gotta pay the rent around there. I can't wait till Ino gets back from her rounds so we can just gossip. She said that Uchiha and I went to the same high school but only during senior year. Which I find hard to believe because that place was in the middle of nowhere, so I don't think so AND if he's supposedly gorgeous as Ino says, then I'm pretty sure I would've known alll about him…. Yes! Ino's back.

"OI! Pig where have you been!" We were instant friends no crime in that.

"Oh around….just finding out that Hinata and Naruto plan on going to Osaka to get married!"

Only she could… "Shut-up! HOW?" Let the saga begin.

"Oh my. Okay so I was like in Naruto's office to drop off his mail and stuff right?"

"Right!"

"And THEN! I saw all these wedding deets like the planners number and shizz so THEN I dialed up the person…"

"Holy crap Ino! Isn't that illegal!?"

"Meh…SO then I was all 'this is Naruto-kuns cousin, yadda yadda yadda, do you think the location is good for the wedding?' and then she was all of course Osaka is a lovely place and the Ritz is a great place to hold it!"

"Oh My Lanta! This is breaking news!"

"We should totally crash it!"

Gah. Does she not understand the concept of "eloping". "Ino! There's only going to be like four people there! You can't just crash something like that!"

Her face fell… "Oh pish posh! We can just drop hints about it to him!"

"I don't think that's a good idea Ino…how about we keep this to ourselves…" I think that was too much to ask for…

"SAKURA! How could you even think that…." Yup I was right. " This is like a news flash! Do you know who Hinata is? Sure she's the baker woman, but her dad owns that whole sushi line though out Japan and stuff!"

"No!?"

"Oui senorita."

"Pig you can't combine two languages…"

"Feh. Says who."

"I don't know isn't it just common sense?"

"Sense my assssssss…."

"INO YAMANAKA! Get your ASSSSSSSSSS up in my office asap!"

We looked at each other…oh shit

We were in deep shit I think. Maybe they found out she knew about the wedding and stuff. Oh my tamale! Maybe she was getting fired. OR I was getting fired. Double shit. Either way it's a negatory for moi.

She clanked her stiletto's across that floor like no other and hustled her asssss up to the office of the beast a.s.a.p. Oh my Jeepers! How did Uchiha know she said assss like that! CREEEPER! I hope he isn't doing one of those big brother is watching kinda things. CREEPY! Oh divine spirit of expresso! I hope he didn't see me when I let the hobo inside the office and helped him to his bagel and coffee bar. Oh shit. Maybe he's asking Ino to lay it down easy for me? Triple shit.

So Ino never came back. And that's when I knew it was time to panic.

"Haruno! My office now!"

Yup I pretty much saw my life flash before my very own eyes. Okay well mostly jus the dollar signs that were occupying my bank account. And let me tell you, there weren't that many.

So I did the Ino, and hauled my asss up the beast's office. And you know what? HE WASN"T EVEN IN THERE! Yeah! Naruto was in there! I wonder where he went this fast? Weirdo…

"Uhmm…you wanted to see me?" EH might as well pretend I thought he was boss…ego boost or something.

"Ha! Naw Teme….I mean ahem Uchiha-sama has stepped out for a sec. So I'm just gonna handle this." He grinned. Okay Ino was wrong…he was cute-ish. More in that puppy dog you wanna take home kinda way.

"Okay well if this is about that whole hobo thing…." Might as well get this over with…

"Hobo? Are you talking about Shorty?!"

I nearly choked! I seriously thought nobody saw him….

"Uhmmmm yeah….you know him?" Casual is good right…?

"Hells yeah! I saw was hanging out with him by Uchiha-sama's bagel and coffee bar!"

"So you like him…?"

"No duh! He's cool man! I was trying to invite him to this poker thing…but yeah I couldn't get a hold of him….cuz you know he doesn't really have a phone and yeah"

"Oh….well I kinda took him to the bagel bar…."

He laughed tossing back his blond hair, "That was YOU!? That's pretty sweet."

I smiled. Yah man off the hook… BITCH. "I guess.."

"Oh yeah! Business. Uchiha-sama would like you to know...hmm…..what was that again?…..OH! Sorry but he kinda demoted you…"

"Demoted!?" Whatttta bastard! I can't believe that son of a gun! Mother of Salami! Help me! I'm gonna kill something…or someone…!

"BUT! Good news is….You get to work as our new receptionist!"

"What are you smoking…?" I was totally in that cat in water mood. Don't mess with me boy.

"Hey hey…what about that Shorty thing?"

"SCREW Shorty!"

"Ouch. Hey well it wasn't my idea, Uchiha's the boss. But more good news! Your new job starts in exactly 20 minutes. Soooo your off till then!" He smiled. Like that would make me feel better.

GAH.

I abused the elevator call button, and the ones inside. And then not even bothering to check up on Ino, high tailed my asss out of there and down to the café.

Caffeine. Yes. That's what I needed. Oooh. Caffeine and a muffin. Delish. I was in a somewhat better mood. I mean other than the fact I got demoted by damn big brother means nothing.

I opened the doors to my happy place. The smell of fresh brew and baked goods flew to my nose and took me to my heaven. Ino says I need to watch my figure, but honey let me tell you, it ain't goin' anywhere.

I look to my usual couch table thing. He's there again. Who's this him you ask? Only the most gorgeous guy of ever! So it first started out with me balling over moving here and everything on that very couch. So it turns out he sent my fav. blend over and gives me a smile that totally makes me melt. So then I do that head nod thanks thing to him. NEXT DAY, he's there again, I go to my 'spot' the whole place is crowded and in he walks. So he brings his hot self over to my area and asks to sit. You can bet I told him he was more than welcome. So we kinda just started doing this like every day. Cool ne? So his names Sasuke. He's the coolest most suave guy of forever. He has the most gorgeous eyes. You can totally just lose your self in them….eh he he he…not that I would know…yeah I know I'm a total loser. Sue me. Well not today cuz I just got demoted….not fun business.

So there he was stretched out on the couch, he looked so damn cute! His eyes were closed, his blackish blue-ish bangs covered parts of his eyes (hot). So I took my vanilla non-fat grande latte and sat down on the adjacent couch. He looked up. (ah!) We gave that small smile to each other and took a sip of our drinks.

"Bad day?" He started. I guess he noticed how I wasn't gobbling my blueberry nut muffin…

"The worst."

"Your boss?" Haha how did he know? Probably because that's all I ever bitched about.

"Yeah. You? I mean you seem pretty tired."

"Yeah. It's pretty suck worthy." He laughed. It was like an angel just played a harp or something. I love how I just ruin all things poetic…. "A couple of my employee's are the biggest slackers and my brother won't stop pestering me." He took a long gulp of his caramel macchiato, his usual. Haha no worries, I totally don't stalk him!

I smirked, "Suck worthy? That must be an original."

"Why would you say that?" His eyes turned sharply to me, god they did that smoldering look thing. But mostly his eyes showed nothing but curiosity. You don't know how badly I wanted to jump over the table and (fuck ravish rape) him.

I just laughed, totally trying to play off I was thinking of raping him. Oh please he always tells me that his bank teller always says that to him…but I wanna keep talking to him…so let's not bring that up just yet…or forever. You know which ever one comes first.

"I've never heard that one before…and let me tell you I've heard some pretty weird things before."

He half smiled-ish, "I guess its an original, I've just been saying that in my office all morning."

I tried to do one of those laughs that those girls do in movies, unsuccessful mucho, But what ever, "That's cool."

"Not really." He brushed it off. (AH! Modest too!) "What'd your boss from hell do today?"

"Don't even get me started! Today he goes all big brother out of no where!"

"Big brother….?"

"You know like big brother is watching you kinda thing?"

"Oh yeah….well I suppose that's a little weird."

"A little!? More like a lot Sasuke." I loved the way his name sounded on my tongue. It left a funny feeling in my mouth, like right after brushing your teeth, you know…?

"We use that method at my work too. Its quite helpful…"

"Okay well the psycho boss is all incognito he never shows for any of the meetings he sets! I mean what gives! And he's a weirdo! We never have office parties or anything. I bet his mother didn't love him…"

"He sounds like a piece of work Sakura." OH MY JEHOVA! I love it when he says my name. Its so …..so sexy! Insert rape mode!

"Oh he is alright! And you wanna know what else is annoying! I've never even met the damn guy!"

"Really?" He seemed interested about this. Well I mean yeah what kind of boss doesn't meet with his employee's?

"Yah man. I've never even met the bastard."

"Now that's strange."

"Mhmm. I told you."

He nodded, "Seems like all he needs is a dose of you."

I smiled. "That would be nice. But I think he's a fatass that sits on his butt all day, then goes home to watch re-runs of I Love Lucy and waits for his sister to bring him dinner."

"That's quite the picture you painted. Im afraid it'll be etched into my mind."

"You know for someone that says 'suck worthy' you sure speak very formal."

He chuckled softly. "I guess. I'm just a simple man."

Simple my ASS! "Haha right! And I don't hate my boss."

"Fine," He smiled, "You got me there,"

Damn phone ruined the moment, it started going off, so I opened it as smoothly as I could. One new message. I couldn't help but glance at the time. OH SHIT. It was 8:40 I had to be back in five minutes.

"Hey Sasuke," (LOVE THAT NAME) "I gotta head out, Mr. Demon wants me back 8:45 sharp."

"Oh no problem, wait what time is it?"

"8:40."

"Shit…I gotta head out too."

"Dictator boss?"

He flashed a million and two dollar smile, "I am the boss."

I nearly died and went to heaven. It was so….so dominating the way he said it….

"How nice."

"Naturally."

"Hey look I'll catch you later I really gotta head out." I hated saying that.

"Yeah same. Later"

"Mhmm later."

So then he got into his little taxi and drove off to his house in heaven and me, yeah I walked back to my own personal hell. I reached my death row, sat in my new damn desk. Oh lovely, all my stuff was already in a little box. Insufferable company. Right when I sat down Ino showed up, she looked just as pissed.

"Thought I'd find you here." She said grumpily.

"Yeah…my new desk." I said pissed too, "What happened with you?"

"Oh nothing just that I'm not getting my FUCKING PAY for 3 weeks!"

Oh snap. That was pretty bad. "Oh that sucks."

"YEAH and I don't know how im gonna FUCKING pay for my damn wedding dress now!"

"Oh yeah…WAIT! Wedding dress!?" She smiled… "Rewind, Back up, reverse, start all over Ino! WHAT WEDDING DRESS!"

"Oh I believe I forgot to mention that….IM GETTING MARRIED WHORE!"

I leaped out of my desk and started hopping up and down with her screaming. Yeah we are total don't give a fack-ers. How bad-ass of us huh? Especially after already getting in trouble. But hey my best friend's getting married!! That's like Major news.

"That is so cool! When did this happen! How did he propose? What day's the wedding? WHY didn't you tell me sooner!"

"I-…" She was cut off for the 2nd time that morning.

YAMANAKA! My office now!

We looked at each other nervously again….OH SHIT.

I hope were not getting fired.

So off she went, carrying herself as fast as she could in stiletto's. I could only pray that we weren't going to get fired.

So I did my job (EW) for about 20 minutes till Ino came back. She looked very happy.

"OH MY GOSH! Sak! Guess what!?"

"Quack…?" Haha that totally never gets old. Whenever someone says like What like guess what, or like when they use it in a question, Ino and I always have to say quack.

She laughed a little, See it never gets old. " Boss-o-Floss gave me only 1 week of no pay because of my wedding!"

"AH! That's sooooooooo lucky!" I was effing jealous. I wish I was getting married so I can get my damn job back. But hey I wasn't and she was…so that's cool I guess.

"Oh yeah I didn't finish! Sakura Haruno! I ask you the honor of becoming my MAID OF HONOR!" She practically screamed the last part.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH" There we were. Jumping up and down again. "Thank you thank you thank you! This is so cool! Omg you have to help me dress shopping! Omg you're totally going to be my M.O.H. Oh My Gosh!"

"I KNOW!"

The damn phone rang, you know I'm starting to hate phones. "Yo Ino I gotta get to work, but I'll talk to you later kay?"

"Sure sure."

"Hello F.I.S. Enterprises,….." I said in my sickly sweet voice that could've put the wicked witch of the west to shame. I officially hated my life.

This was going to be a long assss day.

End fools. Tell me what you think about ittt. Like if I should continue it or not. It was just something I thought of on vacation so yeahh…. J Thanks for for readinggg :D

Haha oh and that Shorty hobo thing was something I remembered from an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.