Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't Beyblade and therefore, you can't sue me.

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Title: A Day in the Life of a Blader

Genre: Humour/Parody

Rating: K+

Summary: Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?

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Chapter One: Tyson Granger

6:00: Get up and begin scheming my plans to take over the world.

7:00: Challenge the annoying kid next door for his beyblade

7:05: Win the battle using Dragoon

7:30: Take a morning stroll, only twenty beyblades on average stolen

8:00: Arrive at school.

8:15: Punish Hilary with my powerful Dragoon

8:30: Beybattle with Kai

8:45: End up loosing beybattle with Kai

9:00: Cry in the toilets

9:30: Sneak into the cafeteria and beybattle the cooks

10:00: Beat up a couple of kids between periods. Hide the bodies behind the school building

10:30: Spend half of the morning break smoking marijuana behind a building.

10:45: Get caught smoking, use Dragoon to teach the guy a lesson

11:00: Go into science. Get kicked of class by telling her that I'm a king of blading and that I don't need go to school

11:05: Teacher yells at me but says I can go because I'm annoying

12:30: Challenge Kai for his beyblade

12:31: Loose battle with Kai and also lose Dragoon. Cry in toilets again.

2:00: Still crying in the toilets. Get called a pussy by some mean kid named Rei.

3:00: Bash up Kenny and Daichi for being annoying

3:30: Stalk Kai on his way home

4:00: Spotted by Kai…I escape

4:30: Make my grandfather do my chores

4:45: Stop over at Kai's place and challenge him to a beybattle for Dragoon.

5:00: Tragically loose to Kai

5:15: Go home and cry

6:00: Go for a walk and hunt down more easy victims for their beyblades

9:00: Run into Kai again, challenge him again for Dragoon.

9:01: Watch as Kai laughs his head off then runs. I never knew I was so intimidating

10:00: Go home.

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Rewritten and hopefully, better than before. I'm taking requests…so…who do you want to see next?? Please read and review ^_^